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  • Ok kids, so today we gonna introduce ourselves

  • so each of you need to tell me

  • what you gonna do when you grow up

  • when I grow up I wan to occupy Europe

  • I will occupy Africa

  • Asia is mine

  • uhhh...

  • okay umm..

  • What about you Russia

  • You will all be mine..

  • Hello everyone

  • Our footballers have won the FIFA 16

  • hooray hooray

  • hooray

  • our toughest games were

  • Germany 0-7

  • North Korea won

  • hooray

  • Brazil 0-5

  • North Korea won

  • Netherlands 0-6

  • North Korea won

  • yeeeeeeeeee...

  • Argetina 0-3

  • North Korea won

  • We are going to receive our price of FIFA

  • We are the fittest country in the world

  • Today Brazil and Germany

  • Are going to give us the prize of FIFA 16

  • You are the best country in the world

  • here is the prize

  • yes yes you are the best country and the best leader

  • say hooray you peasent

  • Hey Hungary

  • Wanna hear a joke?

  • Yeah sure I guess why not...

  • Transilvania

  • That is some stupid joke I don't get it

  • Yeah that is right!

  • you will never get it

  • he he he he

  • Hey Afghanistan do you wanna be friends?

  • Yeah, okay I guess

  • he he hell yeah

  • wait... what the f*ck are you doing man?

  • Don't worry comrade I will save you

  • I will save you

  • I will save you comrade

  • I will save you comrade

  • I will save you

  • I will save you

  • I will save you

  • just

  • please just

  • just leave me alone please

  • America there is a flood killing your people

  • Wait I'm trying to figure out

  • if this glass if half empty or half full

  • we have a bigger problems than a glass of water right now

  • I think I got it

  • just... just give me a minute

  • your cities are flooding

  • wait I'm almost there

  • yeah definitely half full

  • ahhh shit

  • he he well..

  • there are at least two things that are half full right now

  • yeah...

  • Hey do you remember the old days?

  • they were good days

  • we totally kicked your ass in the war of independence

  • and you totally were the best swimmer

  • well... okay yeah at least our leader didn't fuck goats

  • what did you just say?

  • I said

  • At least our leader didn't fuck goats

  • What happened to Greece

  • I happened

  • Guys?

  • Yeah?

  • What is it France?

  • Do you wanna play bloody Mary?

  • Okay

  • Okay let's do this

  • Wanna keep watching television?

  • Hell yeah!

  • Okay let's do this

  • Bloody Mary

  • Bloody Mary

  • Bloody Mary

  • A bottle?

  • where is my bottle of vodka?

  • the mirror has Russia help us!

  • Help us America

  • How can mirror be real if your eyes aren't real?

  • America please...

  • In the next episode of glove wars

  • Guten Tag

  • Wait... we only agreed on gloves

  • put that away man

  • stop

  • Happy birthday!

  • Thank you so much guys!

  • Can we open the presents?

  • sure buddy

  • Cool man, thank you so much!

  • sure man

  • Here comrade, some vodka and ak47

  • he he ahhh....

  • Thanks I guess

  • I got you the best present this year

  • Spend looking for this some time, hope you like it

  • Is this what I think it is?

  • Oh man this is the best present ever!

  • Wait what??? It is just a rock

  • ehhh... Montenegro like it so much...

  • It kinda looks good now

  • I need it

  • I need it!!

  • I need that rock!

  • Sir we just found a country that has a lot of oil

  • do I look like I need oil?

  • we need this f*king rock

Ok kids, so today we gonna introduce ourselves

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