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  • (Anthony) The firetruck go "whoo"!

  • (Anthony) You know what I'm sayin'? Like "whoo" "whoo"!

  • (Ian) SHUT UP!

  • -Milky milkshake! -Milky' milkshake.

  • Sorry, guys.

  • This song sucks.

  • Come back when you've got something that doesn't suck.

  • -Firetruck! -What did you say?

  • I said "firetruck".

  • You know, it's the polite way of saying f*ck in public.

  • (Ian) Starts with "F" and it ends with "uck".

  • -Firetruck. -Alright, come back in here.

  • I'll sign you guys... on one condition.

  • Here's the thing about saying firetruck

  • It starts F and it ends with UCK

  • So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck

  • You no longer have to exclaim "OH F*CK"

  • Hey look at that they just bleeped me

  • Instead say firetruck, it's so easy

  • And I'd like to take a moment

  • just sit right there

  • I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere

  • Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK

  • Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK

  • You're naked and your parents come home,

  • FIRETRUCK

  • Fail your class, FIRETRUCK

  • Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK

  • Clip your nails too short and it hurts,

  • FIRETRUCK

  • Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK

  • Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK

  • No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK

  • Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK

  • Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK

  • Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK

  • Say firetruck every chance you see

  • It's even more fun when it gets bleeped

  • Say it with me now,

  • don't make this suck

  • F****************UCK!

  • Whoa man, did you just say f*ck?

  • Naw man, I just said firetruck

  • But when you bleep it, it says f*ck.

  • Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!

  • Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK

  • iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK

  • Jonas Brothers stuck in your head,

  • FIRETRUCK

  • Crash your car, FIRETRUCK

  • Into your dog, FIRETRUCK

  • Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-

  • Wait, so now my mom's a dog?

  • And your dad.

  • This is just getting ridiculous!

  • -You act like it's not normal. -It isn't normal!

  • It is in Canada.

  • (scoffs) So they have man-dog-women in Canada?

  • Yes.

  • Fail science, FIRETRUCK

  • Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK

  • There's over 500 Pokemon?!

  • WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!

  • Lose the game, FIRETRUCK

  • David Blaine, FIRETRUCK

  • -Get ran over by a... -What?

  • FIRETRUCK

  • So, yeah

  • Next time you wanna say the f-word...

  • just say firetruck!

  • It's more polite.

  • And if you didn't like this song...

  • go firetruck yourself!

  • Check out the new shirt and watch the bloopers on smosh.com!

  • Song now available on itunes! Whoop-dee-fricking-doo.

  • Thanks for subscribing!

  • And if you aren't gonna subscribe, firetruck you!

  • And your dog! Fricking ugly.

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(Anthony) The firetruck go "whoo"!

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