Ok Mom, got it.

Eye contact with a handshake.

Uh no, I'm not wearing jeans.

I don't know if they take direct deposit,

but I will ask them.

Mom, I'm only an intern.

We don't have 401(k)'s.

I'm not annoyed.

I don't want to feel

like I'm being dropped off at camp, okay?

So, hold on.

Hold on, hold on.

Oh, Mom, Mom, Mom.

I have to take this.

It's Iris.

She's calling from Greece.

She's backpacking.

You know, I don't know what her parents think about it,

but I'll be sure to ask her.

I really got to take this.

Okay, I love you, too.

Bye.

Tell me everything.

Is is awesome?

Shut up.

So the two of you just spent the entire day together?

I am so jealous.

Umm....

Not yet.

I'm going to go in in like, any minute now.

As soon as I stop dreading it.

Maybe make some coffee, then make some copies,

and then make some copies, and make some coffee.

Well thank you, but I am not proud of me.

I should be on the beach right now with you

making, like disgustingly prolonged eye contact

with a Greek lifeguard.

(buzzing)

Uhhh...

It is my mom.

She is driving me insane.

Don't you know, Summer, that this internship right here,

this could start the rest of your life.

Oh, please send me updates.

I love you, too.

(sigh)

Hi!

Is everything okay?

Okay, Mom, just please let it be.

I applied to this internship on my own.

I got the gig on my own.

Can you just trust that I have it handled?

It's an internship, Mom.

Not the Hunger Games.

Okay.

Bye.

(sigh)

You'll be fine.

Just don't embarrass yourself.

Yeah.

(car door opening)

(sigh)

(light, playful guitar music)

Mom.

Oh, yeah, no, everything is fine.

Except for the fact that I walked in

and showed my entire office my ass.

Oh my God Mom, are you laughing?

It was humiliating.

And breezy, thank you for asking.

I mean, it is a little funny now.

I'm in the bathroom, so I have to go,

but I will call you later

if I live to see later.

Thanks, Mom.

Bye.

It's just an internship.

You're fine.

Just don't embarrass yourself.

(dramatic music)