♪ Yeah, my name is Link, man ♪

♪ I'm more well known than Lil Wayne ♪

♪ Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? ♪

♪ That's a f--king girl's name! ♪

♪ I've saved the world like 15 times ♪

♪ And saved the princess from demise ♪

♪ And I do it all alone ♪

♪ With no help and no advice ♪

(fairy) Hey! Look! Listen!

♪ Hey, look, listen ♪

♪ You f--king annoying fairy! ♪

♪ I'd rather be forced to listen ♪

♪ To constant Katy Perry ♪

♪ I think it's time I got some recognition ♪ (LOOK TOP LEFT)

♪ Don't you think? ♪

♪ Legend of Zelda? Screw that ♪

♪ Legend of Link ♪

♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

♪ Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say ♪

♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪

♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪

♪ I'll break all your pots ♪

♪ And I best not hear your bitchin' ♪

♪ I've got the Triforce of Courage, bitch! ♪

♪ So you better listen! ♪

♪ That's right! I'm called the bushwhacker ♪

♪ And my bank account's maxed out ♪

♪ Got 999 rupees ♪

♪ And my leather wallet's packed now ♪

♪ Can't back down, can't slack now ♪

♪ The world needs me to attack now ♪

♪ Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass ♪

♪ For these bombs in Castle Town ♪

♪ Just give me some heart containers ♪

♪ And let me spit on my Ocarina ♪

♪ So I can kick that dumbass, Ganon ♪

♪ All the way to Argentina ♪

♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

♪ Wears tights every day,don't give a damn what you say ♪

♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪

♪ And he ain't gonna stop till the world is free of evil ♪

♪ Yo, you low-life elf ♪

♪ Need a ride up to the North Pole? ♪

♪ Santa's got a thing for elves ♪

♪ Gettin' his marriage annulled ♪

♪ You really think saving the princess ♪

♪ Will convince me you're straight? ♪

♪ Ha-ha! The Uggs and skirt fad ♪

♪ Is so 2008 ♪

♪ Oh snap! ♪

♪ It's Ganondorf trying to jock on my style ♪

♪ Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? ♪

♪ Were you dressed by a child? ♪

♪ You're a ginger with no soul ♪

♪ And you look like a f--king troll! ♪

♪ Isn't kidnapping helpless girls ♪

♪ Getting a little bit old? ♪

♪ You think Zelda's stupid enough ♪

♪ To get kidnapped so often? ♪

♪ She runs off to my castle, into my room ♪

♪ And begs to get locked in ♪

♪ Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts ♪

♪ And your girly fairy face ♪

♪ L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay ♪

♪ Man, you should've been aborted ♪

♪ Just like the Jersey Shore ♪

♪ It's a damn lie you told about Zelda ♪

♪ 'Cause she loves my Master Sword ♪

♪ It's a shame your whole life's been a waste ♪

♪ Trying to rule Hyrule ♪

♪ 'Cause today will be the day known as ♪

♪ The day you got schooled ♪

♪ 'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K ♪

♪ Wears tights every day,don't give a damn what you say ♪

♪ Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel ♪

♪ And he ain't gon' stop till the world is free of evil ♪

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