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  • Hi guys and welcome to the Internet! Now Rosie and I...

  • are gonna read some of your fanfiction

  • Now the last time we brought up fanfiction

  • on the Internet, Rosie got a little bit upset

  • People kept writing fanfiction about Rose

  • sleeping with everyone but me, it was quite annoying

  • Uhm, so probably that's what we'll be reading today

  • Sounds great

  • What we're meant to be doing is reading

  • out our parts like so Rose says something

  • Rose would read it but I probably won't have any

  • parts, it would probably be Grace Helbig

  • Okay Rosie, we're gonna start with

  • Paranormal Activity 3

  • and this is by loveislove59

  • This isn't sponsored but if Wattpad wanted to sponsor us

  • the Camren fiction is there

  • Everything in my brain and internal monologue

  • will be pronounced in a French accent

  • and everything I speak out loud

  • will be my regular accent You'll just speak out loud

  • Okay

  • I 'aven't spoken to Rosie in 3 days

  • Should I text her?

  • I don't know!

  • "Hi what's up! It's Rose from the party"

  • [stifled giggling]

  • "Hi Rose! I'm watching a movie right now"

  • "That's great! I wanna ask you something"

  • "What?"

  • "You, me, Friday at 7? Movie?"

  • "That sounds great! See you on Friday!"

  • "See you, bye!"

  • I 'ave no idea why Rose left

  • Maybe she isn't coming back?

  • Oh there she is- wait a second, what's that?

  • It's a rose

  • "For you, my lady"

  • "Thank you sweetie, you're so cute but what's that for?"

  • Do you know what I wanna say? What?

  • They've made you way more romantic

  • Hey! That's not true!

  • When was the last time you gave me a single rose?

  • When- Never in our five years

  • When I picked one out of the five hundred

  • red roses that our fans got us No

  • I thought you've loved me for like ten years now

  • I have! but where's my single rose?

  • I brought you flowers on the first date She's right here

  • Sorry but everyone's making Rose out to be

  • way better in this fanfiction: like sleeping

  • with other people, being really romantic,

  • asking me on a date Yeah

  • I asked Rose on a date, I bought Rose flowers

  • They've written that out

  • You- you- I think you're getting upset

  • like you did a few years ago Wooooow

  • Maybe you should go write a Tumblr post about it

  • Maybe I should

  • Hello! There's no sex yet :(

  • Okay this is by roseandrosiefix

  • and it says Rose and Rosie one shot

  • and she tagged it with

  • this is for all you horny people

  • Yes!

  • So I'm really excited

  • Okay

  • The Roses were both sitting on the sofa

  • cuddled up, watching Pretty Little Liars

  • As if you would watch that with me

  • You should watch it with me!

  • "I love you so much!"

  • Rosie kissed Rose's cheek

  • "I love you too!"

  • She smiled and cuddled Rosie more

  • Rose started to nibble- Well you act it! Reenact it! We're on the sofa

  • watching PLL

  • Cuddle me

  • Go on, go on

  • Rose started to nibble Rosie's neck

  • "Is this a good idea?"

  • "Why wouldn't it be?" Rose smirked

  • Then running her hands up Rosie's shirt

  • feeling and stroking her abdomen. Sexy!

  • Rosie shuddered, the feeling of

  • Rose's touch which caused Rose to smirk

  • even more. Honhonhon

  • It's getting so dirty

  • Rose started to grind her hips against Rosie

  • causing them both to moan

  • Shall we both moan? [Rose moans like an old man]

  • Until Rose lifted her arms in the air

  • To let Rosie take her top off

  • That is what happened on our second date

  • How do you know?

  • She gasped when I slipped a hand

  • into her trousers and started to stroke her

  • Feeling her, in quotes, "wetness pool"

  • I mean- Stop

  • It's a wetness pool

  • Thanks guys, thanks for making it look like

  • I'm disgusting and can't keep it in my pants- Okay

  • She let out a gasp and gripped the back of my neck Oh my god!

  • look what you're gonna say!

  • No, I'm not saying it

  • "Rosie, more"

  • I like how it's mostly around our sex life

  • Yeah, I mean, one thing I've noticed is

  • we don't have a Bette and Tina joint orgasm

  • Oh that's good!

  • I'd like to applaud this

  • I loved it!

  • It got dirty but it ended on like

  • a romantic note, yeah I loved it

  • And it's to be continued

  • It's got one comment underneath it from beckypotato1

  • Sorry if I've just outed you

  • And she said, "Damn."

  • I'm gonna leave a comment Can you just put "wetness pool"

  • "Can't wait for the next installments!" Yes

  • It's spelt with an 'i'

  • This chapter's called "The Party"

  • "Hi Emma what's up!"

  • "Are you ready for the party?"

  • "I don't wanna go"

  • "You need to come out from that room, come on"

  • "probably you'll find somebody else at the party"

  • "I don't want somebody else!"

  • "I want that girl, but okay, I'm coming"

  • "I'll be ready in 30 minutes"

  • "See you there, don't forget the ghost costume, bye"

  • "Bye!"

  • 30 minutes later, I was already on my way

  • to the party and yes, I was dressed up like a ghost

  • so no one could recognise me

  • I parked my car in the parking lot

  • I saw Emma and went straight in

  • and then we entered the party

  • There were not so many people

  • There was loads of people at my party!

  • Sorry Rosie! What are you saying?

  • No one went to your party Loads of people went to my party!!!

  • I was so surprised because I saw her

  • The mysterious girl, (queen of arts?)

  • I was there, just staring at her

  • She is so beautiful but then a girl came up next to her

  • and kissed her, I was ready to collapse

  • Why must every good thing have a bad one?

  • 'Cause I've got a boyfriend

  • Wait, she's gay or bisexual, and that's awesome

  • but she has a girlfriend? Why?

  • I don't even know her name! Her story!

  • But I kind of like her

  • Mysterious girl, this is me

  • I guess?

  • So I've got a girlfriend

  • I don't know yet

  • Wait a second, where is my girl?

  • I mean, the mysterious girl

  • There she is!

  • She's crying?

  • You have to go after her!

  • Without this stupid ghost costume!

  • "Hi, is everything okay?"

  • What a stupid question, she's crying

  • obviously it's not okay

  • My girlfriend Emily kissed a boy

  • Okay

  • So obviously me and my girl are gonna split up

  • Right

  • "What a bitch! Excuse me, I-"

  • "It's okay. Did we meet before?"

  • "Actually, yes, a week ago"

  • "At the cinema, right? I know I saw you before"

  • "by the way, I'm Rosie"

  • "Nice to meet you Rosie, your name is beautiful"

  • "My name is Rose"

  • She wrote something down, what you guys think it was?

  • Exactly, it was her number

  • I was so 'appy