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  • Hi guys and welcome to the Internet! Now Rosie and I...

  • are gonna read some of your fanfiction

  • Now the last time we brought up fanfiction

  • on the Internet, Rosie got a little bit upset

  • People kept writing fanfiction about Rose

  • sleeping with everyone but me, it was quite annoying

  • Uhm, so probably that's what we'll be reading today

  • Sounds great

  • What we're meant to be doing is reading

  • out our parts like so Rose says something

  • Rose would read it but I probably won't have any

  • parts, it would probably be Grace Helbig

  • Okay Rosie, we're gonna start with

  • Paranormal Activity 3

  • and this is by loveislove59

  • This isn't sponsored but if Wattpad wanted to sponsor us

  • the Camren fiction is there

  • Everything in my brain and internal monologue

  • will be pronounced in a French accent

  • and everything I speak out loud

  • will be my regular accent You'll just speak out loud

  • Okay

  • I 'aven't spoken to Rosie in 3 days

  • Should I text her?

  • I don't know!

  • "Hi what's up! It's Rose from the party"

  • [stifled giggling]

  • "Hi Rose! I'm watching a movie right now"

  • "That's great! I wanna ask you something"

  • "What?"

  • "You, me, Friday at 7? Movie?"

  • "That sounds great! See you on Friday!"

  • "See you, bye!"

  • I 'ave no idea why Rose left

  • Maybe she isn't coming back?

  • Oh there she is- wait a second, what's that?

  • It's a rose

  • "For you, my lady"

  • "Thank you sweetie, you're so cute but what's that for?"

  • Do you know what I wanna say? What?

  • They've made you way more romantic

  • Hey! That's not true!

  • When was the last time you gave me a single rose?

  • When- Never in our five years

  • When I picked one out of the five hundred

  • red roses that our fans got us No

  • I thought you've loved me for like ten years now

  • I have! but where's my single rose?

  • I brought you flowers on the first date She's right here

  • Sorry but everyone's making Rose out to be

  • way better in this fanfiction: like sleeping

  • with other people, being really romantic,

  • asking me on a date Yeah

  • I asked Rose on a date, I bought Rose flowers

  • They've written that out

  • You- you- I think you're getting upset

  • like you did a few years ago Wooooow

  • Maybe you should go write a Tumblr post about it

  • Maybe I should

  • Hello! There's no sex yet :(

  • Okay this is by roseandrosiefix

  • and it says Rose and Rosie one shot

  • and she tagged it with

  • this is for all you horny people

  • Yes!

  • So I'm really excited

  • Okay

  • The Roses were both sitting on the sofa

  • cuddled up, watching Pretty Little Liars

  • As if you would watch that with me

  • You should watch it with me!

  • "I love you so much!"

  • Rosie kissed Rose's cheek

  • "I love you too!"

  • She smiled and cuddled Rosie more

  • Rose started to nibble- Well you act it! Reenact it! We're on the sofa

  • watching PLL

  • Cuddle me

  • Go on, go on

  • Rose started to nibble Rosie's neck

  • "Is this a good idea?"

  • "Why wouldn't it be?" Rose smirked

  • Then running her hands up Rosie's shirt

  • feeling and stroking her abdomen. Sexy!

  • Rosie shuddered, the feeling of

  • Rose's touch which caused Rose to smirk

  • even more. Honhonhon

  • It's getting so dirty

  • Rose started to grind her hips against Rosie

  • causing them both to moan

  • Shall we both moan? [Rose moans like an old man]

  • Until Rose lifted her arms in the air

  • To let Rosie take her top off

  • That is what happened on our second date

  • How do you know?

  • She gasped when I slipped a hand

  • into her trousers and started to stroke her

  • Feeling her, in quotes, "wetness pool"

  • I mean- Stop

  • It's a wetness pool

  • Thanks guys, thanks for making it look like

  • I'm disgusting and can't keep it in my pants- Okay

  • She let out a gasp and gripped the back of my neck Oh my god!

  • look what you're gonna say!

  • No, I'm not saying it

  • "Rosie, more"

  • I like how it's mostly around our sex life

  • Yeah, I mean, one thing I've noticed is

  • we don't have a Bette and Tina joint orgasm

  • Oh that's good!

  • I'd like to applaud this

  • I loved it!

  • It got dirty but it ended on like

  • a romantic note, yeah I loved it

  • And it's to be continued

  • It's got one comment underneath it from beckypotato1

  • Sorry if I've just outed you

  • And she said, "Damn."

  • I'm gonna leave a comment Can you just put "wetness pool"

  • "Can't wait for the next installments!" Yes

  • It's spelt with an 'i'

  • This chapter's called "The Party"

  • "Hi Emma what's up!"

  • "Are you ready for the party?"

  • "I don't wanna go"

  • "You need to come out from that room, come on"

  • "probably you'll find somebody else at the party"

  • "I don't want somebody else!"

  • "I want that girl, but okay, I'm coming"

  • "I'll be ready in 30 minutes"

  • "See you there, don't forget the ghost costume, bye"

  • "Bye!"

  • 30 minutes later, I was already on my way

  • to the party and yes, I was dressed up like a ghost

  • so no one could recognise me

  • I parked my car in the parking lot

  • I saw Emma and went straight in

  • and then we entered the party

  • There were not so many people

  • There was loads of people at my party!

  • Sorry Rosie! What are you saying?

  • No one went to your party Loads of people went to my party!!!

  • I was so surprised because I saw her

  • The mysterious girl, (queen of arts?)

  • I was there, just staring at her

  • She is so beautiful but then a girl came up next to her

  • and kissed her, I was ready to collapse

  • Why must every good thing have a bad one?

  • 'Cause I've got a boyfriend

  • Wait, she's gay or bisexual, and that's awesome

  • but she has a girlfriend? Why?

  • I don't even know her name! Her story!

  • But I kind of like her

  • Mysterious girl, this is me

  • I guess?

  • So I've got a girlfriend

  • I don't know yet

  • Wait a second, where is my girl?

  • I mean, the mysterious girl

  • There she is!

  • She's crying?

  • You have to go after her!

  • Without this stupid ghost costume!

  • "Hi, is everything okay?"

  • What a stupid question, she's crying

  • obviously it's not okay

  • My girlfriend Emily kissed a boy

  • Okay

  • So obviously me and my girl are gonna split up

  • Right

  • "What a bitch! Excuse me, I-"

  • "It's okay. Did we meet before?"

  • "Actually, yes, a week ago"

  • "At the cinema, right? I know I saw you before"

  • "by the way, I'm Rosie"

  • "Nice to meet you Rosie, your name is beautiful"

  • "My name is Rose"

  • She wrote something down, what you guys think it was?

  • Exactly, it was her number

  • I was so 'appy

  • She left, but not before she give me a kiss on the jheek

  • Probably I was red as a tomato

  • That party, was the best of all

  • Why don't we do a challenge

  • where we have like 5 minutes

  • I can literally put my phone on the timer

  • And we have to write the most creative

  • best fanfic about our relationship

  • Like, I already know yours is gonna have 5H in

  • But whatever, let's do the most creative thing

  • we can do in 5 minutes and then read it to each other

  • And why don't we get the audience to vote

  • whose fanfic is better?

  • Fine! 5 minute challenge begins now

  • Okay, I've taken some inspo

  • from the people we read

  • and uh, cool, (????) a page is

  • Okay

  • (Pages... no???)

  • Wow, you're already writing?

  • Don't look!

  • Okay I won't

  • Time's nearly up

  • 3, 2, 1 Wait I need a pun!

  • End!

  • Right, so I named myself a username You titled it Yeah

  • I gave myself a username which is

  • "ihaveeczemabutimstillsexy69"

  • And I've titled it, quotes, "Treat her like a princess" Okay

  • And I wrote it in a American accent because

  • I feel like that's what happens with fanfictions? Yes

  • By the way, there everyone's like 'wanna watch a movie?' Yes

  • Whereas we'd be like 'do you wanna watch a film'

  • Rose is super needy today

  • She dragged Rosie to the bed

  • and kisses her hard

  • "I've decided I'm gonna do something special for you"

  • "Oh my god what is it?"

  • Rosie is so surprised because this literally never happens

  • Rosie can't even remember the last time

  • Rose even bought her some flowers

  • Fuck you

  • "I'm gonna treat you like a princess all day"

  • "which means that for one day"

  • "and for one day only"

  • "you get to have whatever you want"

  • "Rose, I know what I want"

  • "What is it, babe?"

  • "It's James Mcavoy"

  • Then you read the last bit

  • No you have to read the last bit

  • Then they proceed to have the best threesome

  • of their entire lives and Rose realised

  • she wasn't actually even gay and that she too

  • was also in love with James Mcavoy

  • Then, to make this whole situation

  • even better, James decided to marry them both

  • and give them his sperm

  • They had two perfect, half Scottish children

  • The end

  • Rose picked up her bra and left Lauren's house

  • She didn't want Rosie to find out about this

  • It was a mistake

  • A beautiful, poetic mistake

  • that she'll probably reblog on Tumblr

  • Was it her Spanish Cuban eyes that led to infidelity?

  • I thought she's Cuban Mexican

  • That's Camila, get it right

  • No, it was Rosie's stink palms

  • It was a habit Rose just couldn't put up with anymore

  • "Where are you going?" Lauren asked,

  • confused as to why she didn't sing it instead

  • [sings]: "Where are you going, that was pretty fucking dope"

  • Rose cut in, "Just so you know"

  • They collaborated just as hard as they did that night

  • "I just want your Jauregui in my bum"

  • Back at home, "Rosie I have something to tell you"

  • "I slept with Lauren, you also need a scale and polish"

  • "I thought I'd hit you with two very upsetting pieces of information"

  • I'm shocked and upset

  • You weren't really in it

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