When we finally get on the point, everyone dies

I understand that every now and then a team won't click

When it comes to you, I don't think I can sympathise

You should've picked Mercy!

You should've picked any kind of support!

We ended up losing

and it's all your fault!

You should learn how this game works!

You should've been helping!

(Generic Record Scratch)

If you like Mercy so much, why don't you just marry her?

So you're the type that gets on mic and tries to lecture me

You're the most useless person we have on a team

I've never seen anybody rage quite as hard as you

Maybe you should go back to playing Team Fortress 2

I'm not gonna be Mercy

I'm not gonna be any kind of support

We ended up losing

and you got all mad

Your tears are what I live for

You should've been Mercy!

I'm not gonna be any kind of support

We ended up losing and it's all your fault!

Your tears are what I live for

Maybe I'll be Tracer?

I'm already Tracer.

What about Widowmaker?

I'm already Widowmaker.

I'll be Bastion.

Nerf Bastion!

You're right. So, Winston.

I wanna be Winston.

I guess I'll be Genji.

I'm already Genji.

Then I'll be McCree.

I already chose McCree.

I have an idea.

What's your Idea?

You should be.....

I'm not going to be Mercy.

You should've picked Mercy!

I'm not gonna be any kind of support

We ended up losing and it's all your fault!

Your tears are what I live for

I'm not gonna be Mercy

You should've picked any kind of support!

We ended up losing and you got all mad

You should learn how this game works!