"my worst summer job" stories from you guys.

Here we go.

This first one's from @WorlandJustin.

He said...

I was fired from my summer job of moving furniture

for having a "subpar attitude towards moving furniture."

[ Laughter ]

-That'll do it. -Yeah.

This one's from @katiehashtags.

-Wow. -That's her real name.

-That's her whole family. She's rich off this thing.

Hashtag fortune.

She says...

I worked at an ice cream store, and my scooping arm got totally ripped

so my T-shirts would be tight on only one arm.

[ Laughter ]

- 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80. [ Grunts ]

One scoop. -100, 200, 300.

This one's from @Kristinaloree1.

She said...

I worked at a Mexican restaurant one summer, and a customer complained about broken chips with their salsa.

From then on, my job was to sort out all the broken chips before they went out.

-Ohh.

-What is wrong with people? What? Who cares?

A couple broken chips, you loser.

[ Laughter ]

This one's from @ThGhstWthThMst.

-Ooh. -Ooh.

-Snap.

"Who the hell

is she?"

[ Laughter ]

GhstWthThMst, he says...

I got hired as an assistant lawn care specialist. My whole job was to keep a house untangled.

I got fired because I "looked bored."

[ Laughter ]

Ya think?

-"Unlink that hose!" -You think?

Oh, here's a great one.

This one's from @Lily22307958.

She says...

I worked for a chiropractor over the summer,

and he said that one of my job duties was to braid his hair.

[ Audience groans ] -Ohh.

Yikes. Blech.

-Blech. Hashtags. -Oh, man.

This one's from @Abbygail - Oh, I get it.

- Abigail. Abby Gail.

- I didn't get it.

I didn't get it in rehearsal. Now I get it.

- Her name is Abigail. -@Abbygailm42.

- Mm.

- She says...

I was the only hostess at our restaurant

short enough to slide under the bathroom stall doors to fix them when they self-locked.

[ Audience groans ] -No.

-That's not an advantage. That's not cool.

-You need to figure out a different way.

This last one's from @MisterDorngal.

- Oh, I love that dude. [ Laughter ]

He goes, "Dorngal, Dorngal, Dorngal."

- @MisterDorngal - he doesn't do that.

- Yeah, he does. Mister Dorngal. - @MisterDorngal58.

- Oh, I'm thinking of MisterDorngal57.

- I got you. [ Laughter ]

- That guy's nuts. -He's a Heinz variety.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's Mr. Heinz.

- I know.

He says...

The community pool I worked at accidentally booked too many lifeguards,

so I was made "assistant to the lifeguard."

I just stood next to the lifeguard chair.

That's a bummer.

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