Name: 3 Ways My Childhood Screwed Me Up
Uploaded: 2017-07-24T05:38:22.000Z
Duration: 8 min 33 s
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- Now don't let this title confuse you, okay?

'Cause when I say three, I mean three out of 700.

Yo, straight up, that ish screwed the F up.

- [Television Echo] In our own special way?

- Here are three ways my childhood turned me into a weirdo.

Growing up, and even to be honest, currently right now,

my parents simply do not believe in expiration dates.

My parents also believe that if you're leaving a house but

someone sneezes, that's a sign that you should not leave.

But tiny dates on food that prevent you from getting sick?

- Why does it sound like you're building a house?

- Okay, that's probably because it's expired.

- No, when air hitting the powder, it get little bit hard.

- Oi, nothing happen in just one year, okay?

- And because of this, as an adult, I now too don't believe

in expiration dates and I don't take them that seriously.

To be honest, it's more of like a pride thing.

Like hold on, hold on, let me get this straight.

Okay, I bring you into my home, I refrigerate you,

You see what I did there with the bread and the cutting?

This is why I'm in the comedy section of YouTube.

Now it's no secret that in Indian culture,

the subject of sex is a little bit taboo.

And to be honest, it shouldn't be because

and clearly, we're comin' from somewhere.

You know what I'm sayin', you know what I'm sayin'?

But because of that, growing up, I never got the talk.

And to be honest, even right now, if you ask me

for like an accurate description of what happens

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