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How's-it-going-bros my name is PEWDIEPIE *normal intro?*
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Today I have some special, exciting news
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you've read the title
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I finally, finally, *laughs*
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received the 10 million diamond play button
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If you don't know, YouTube is handing out
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for people with over 10 million subbed channels,
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this diamond *hits mic* play button
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We're at 44 million
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so...
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s-it's a little late to the party YouTube
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but I thought we'd unbox this together.
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alright alright alright
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I'm so *fake* excited
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*awkward poods acts disappointed :( and shocked :O*
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Is this some kinda joke?
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*anticipation builds with rustling*
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Congratulations for surpassing 100,000
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Congrats for 100,000 subscribers
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*angry child tantrum slam*
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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*metal kicks in* DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME?
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What is this shit? 100k? i get that fucking shit 4 times in a month
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They announced this shit years ago
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4 years ago
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What-The-Fuck
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Why don't you give me 440 of these?
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yeah, give one to Jimmy Fallon
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Give one to Diamond Minecraft *sky does minecraft fgs*
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yeah, give one to Kwebbalcop
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Even IDUBBBZ?! *hey, that's pretty good*
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what is this?
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the fuck is this?
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Who the HELL is that guy?
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ERB? yeah give one to ERB
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yeah give one to Smosh
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fucking bullshit *salty af*
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I ain't doing this shit anymore youtube
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I'm fucking tired
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Here I was thinking for once my effort had been recognised
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I was so happy :(
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What's that?
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Another package?! *yeah like it was only just delivered*
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Could this be?
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the fuck is this
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what does it say?
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*metal part 2* IT'S THE ONE MILLION ONE
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AND IT'S FUCKING BROKEN
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Congrats for surpassing one million
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aghh that's cool, thAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO
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GIVE ME 44 OF THESE
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That's it youtube, I've had enough of your bullshit
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I'm calling you out right now, where's my diamond play button?
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I'm not gonna do a fucking hashtag and make all my "fans" tweet at you
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#givepoodshisdiamondplaybutton
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send it to youtube
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It's about god damn time
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Are you listening youtube?
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These are my demands
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1. I want 4 diamond play buttons
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2. I want them delivered by a horse
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3. I want them smothered in glitter *rethinks*
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-not too much make it classy
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*strokes beard*
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4. I want the man delivering the packages to be a bearded beautiful man *so basically you?*
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5. and I want a written apology- I want you to- I want a begged apology
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alright alright alright, but for real though ahh
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*awkward laugh as he trieds to cover up the mess he just made*
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I can't believe its broken *actually really upset*
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what-the-fuck
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jesus
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Good job Fed-Ex you fucking idiots, you fucked up
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like what am i gonna do, this is clearly trashed [like me]
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like what am i gonna do with it? :'/
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i'm legit pissed *laughs through the pain*
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i waited so long and i- you know what- i thought okay once they announced the diamond play button
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2 years ago, i was like oh that's cool maybe now I'll finally get it
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*very sad music cri cri*
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*holding back tears aww :(*
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*only a few more seconds good job*
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alright, alright bros
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go forth, send out the hashtag
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I want that shit trending
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on twitter, facebook, tumblr
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harass them anywhere, Instagram, I don't give a fuck
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This ends now
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*REMOVE HEADPHONES*
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IF I DON'T HAVE MY YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON
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WITHIN A MONTH
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THEN I'LL- I'll do something... alright
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i'll do something
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real bad youtube...
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you're gonna make -you're gonna regret this
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THIS MEANS WAR YOUTUBE
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THIS... MEANS... WAR!!
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*sensual* don't make me disappointed
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not again
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*#givepewdshisdiamondplaybutton
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we are gonna do something special for his 500 million subscriber special