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How's-it-going-bros my name is PEWDIEPIE *normal intro?*
Today I have some special, exciting news
you've read the title
I finally, finally, *laughs*
received the 10 million diamond play button
If you don't know, YouTube is handing out
for people with over 10 million subbed channels,
this diamond *hits mic* play button
We're at 44 million
so...
s-it's a little late to the party YouTube
but I thought we'd unbox this together.
alright alright alright
I'm so *fake* excited
*awkward poods acts disappointed :( and shocked :O*
Is this some kinda joke?
*anticipation builds with rustling*
Congratulations for surpassing 100,000
Congrats for 100,000 subscribers
*angry child tantrum slam*
Are you fucking kidding me?
*metal kicks in* DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF GAME?
What is this shit? 100k? i get that fucking shit 4 times in a month
They announced this shit years ago
4 years ago
What-The-Fuck
Why don't you give me 440 of these?
yeah, give one to Jimmy Fallon
Give one to Diamond Minecraft *sky does minecraft fgs*
yeah, give one to Kwebbalcop
Even IDUBBBZ?! *hey, that's pretty good*
what is this?
the fuck is this?
Who the HELL is that guy?
ERB? yeah give one to ERB
yeah give one to Smosh
fucking bullshit *salty af*
I ain't doing this shit anymore youtube
I'm fucking tired
Here I was thinking for once my effort had been recognised
I was so happy :(
What's that?
Another package?! *yeah like it was only just delivered*
Could this be?
the fuck is this
what does it say?
*metal part 2* IT'S THE ONE MILLION ONE
AND IT'S FUCKING BROKEN
Congrats for surpassing one million
aghh that's cool, thAT HAPPENED YEARS AGO
GIVE ME 44 OF THESE
That's it youtube, I've had enough of your bullshit
I'm calling you out right now, where's my diamond play button?
I'm not gonna do a fucking hashtag and make all my "fans" tweet at you
#givepoodshisdiamondplaybutton
send it to youtube
It's about god damn time
Are you listening youtube?
These are my demands
1. I want 4 diamond play buttons
2. I want them delivered by a horse
3. I want them smothered in glitter *rethinks*
-not too much make it classy
*strokes beard*
4. I want the man delivering the packages to be a bearded beautiful man *so basically you?*
5. and I want a written apology- I want you to- I want a begged apology
alright alright alright, but for real though ahh
*awkward laugh as he trieds to cover up the mess he just made*
I can't believe its broken *actually really upset*
what-the-fuck
jesus
Good job Fed-Ex you fucking idiots, you fucked up
like what am i gonna do, this is clearly trashed [like me]
like what am i gonna do with it? :'/
i'm legit pissed *laughs through the pain*
i waited so long and i- you know what- i thought okay once they announced the diamond play button
2 years ago, i was like oh that's cool maybe now I'll finally get it
*very sad music cri cri*
*holding back tears aww :(*
*only a few more seconds good job*
alright, alright bros
go forth, send out the hashtag
I want that shit trending
on twitter, facebook, tumblr
harass them anywhere, Instagram, I don't give a fuck
This ends now
*REMOVE HEADPHONES*
IF I DON'T HAVE MY YOUTUBE PLAY BUTTON
WITHIN A MONTH
THEN I'LL- I'll do something... alright
i'll do something
real bad youtube...
you're gonna make -you're gonna regret this
THIS MEANS WAR YOUTUBE
THIS... MEANS... WAR!!
*sensual* don't make me disappointed
not again
*#givepewdshisdiamondplaybutton
we are gonna do something special for his 500 million subscriber special