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  • Boobiddy boop BOOP (laughing)

  • Dan: Oh this game is WONDERFULLY easy!

  • Arin: (Laughter)

  • Dan: It's disturbing to see that Toad with a spear. ...By the way.

  • Arin: Oh yeah. Like Army Toad!

  • Dan: Damn...

  • Arin's General Toad: Everybody, MARCH!!!

  • Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

  • Arin: Just.... RAMM BAAM BAAMM BAAMM BAAMM BAMM

  • Dan: The fucking "Nine Inch Nails" theme from "300" starts playing.

  • Arin: (Laughter)

  • Arin: Oh, what was it? It was like, uh, WAOOO BUM BUM

  • Arin: No. That was Pacific Rim.

  • Dan: It's, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN.

  • Arin: Oh yeah. That's right!

  • Dan: Yeah...

  • Arin: Ah, man...

  • Dan: Nice airship.

  • Arin: Yeah, it's alright, I guess...

  • Dan (speaking under breath) : But it's not Final Fantasy VII...

  • Arin: I mean, it's fuckin' Bowser's airship. Soooo...

  • Dan: Ohhhhh shit...

  • Arin: Yeah, thanks for complimenting my enemy...

  • Dan: Sorry...

  • Arin: My mortal enemy.

  • Dan: Ooh...

  • Dan: WHOA! This took a fucking really serious turn!

  • Arin: Yeah. That's why they got the spears!

  • Arin: Now they're like...

  • Arin's Toad: FIGHHTT!!!

  • Arin's Toad: LAUNCH THE CANNONS!!!

  • Arin: BOOM!

  • Arin: You see, like, limbs flying everywhere...

  • Dan: Oh, God...

  • Arin's Battle Toad: WE WONT LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!

  • Dan: (Laughter)

  • Arin's Battle Toad: ISN'T THAT RIGHT TOADS?

  • All Toads: RIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!

  • Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

  • Arin: They all get in their, like, jet fighters and they're like...

  • Arin's Battle Toad: LAUNCH THE NUKES!!!

  • Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

  • Arin: BAZZUUUUU

  • (Loud rumble)

  • Arin: WHOA! Check it!

  • Dan: Fuck, man...

  • Arin's Battle Toad: NO!! TOAD!!

  • Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

  • Arin's Wounded Toad: Go on without me, Toad...

  • Arin & Dan: (Laughter)

  • Dan: Jesus Christ...

  • Battle Toad: I WON'T LET YOUR INTESTINES FALL OUT ANYMORE, TOAD!

  • Dan: This... Got really serious...

  • (Outro beatboxing)

  • Arin's Mario: OH SHIT.

Boobiddy boop BOOP (laughing)

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