Name: Pat and Stan: Double Pat (Episode 28)
Uploaded: 2017-07-02T15:35:15.000Z
Duration: 7 min 6 s
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Got the bucket and sponge, the broom, the cloth wipes.

Pat! Don't think you're playing video games whilst I do chores. Move along, sweep the garage...

Yes but that was last year, now move along. The Professor said we could borrow his lawn mower.

You know Stanley? You are a nag! Let's get a herd of sheep and let them chew till their hearts content.

Hello Professor! I'm here to borrow your lawn mower.

Professor! What happened? You were just inside. AGGH.

That is my clone. I created my exact twin right down to the health-code-violating rodent hairs.

I saved money on uniforms because he has mine.

What? You mean he works for you like doing errands and chores?

Attention! Ninja Chi Chi. Hey, Oh, Boom, Oh, Don't mess with me I'm the mouse that roared!

I programmed him to speak with a New York accent but I think it's made him angry and misunderstood.

Super pet get ready to break a sweat, here goes! Move along, take out the trash, and paint the house.

That colour makes the shutters pop! Canary yellow...

Super job super pet! You hungry? Try this. Eat. Sleep here but be very still.

Tomorrow you'll be busy, you'll need to re-mortar the chimney, trim the hedges, wash the car

and then if you've been working as fast as you should, chop wood.

Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite.

You worked like a dog today, what got into you.

You like doing chores so much, I never wanted to interfere.

I'm sorry, I never thought you could do things as good as me. It's like a new you!

Hello Stan, we came by to thank Pat for everything he's done.

That's great, it seems all these years I stood in his way because I never trusted him to

do things right. I've changed my tune and now Pat's on fire.

Pat! Pat you should add removing wax from your ears to your list of chores, you've got

What? They're here to visit you? There's no way, they must want me!

Here, take these. Go back upstairs and don't move.

Yes, to thank you for repairing my roof and cleaning out my cellar. And for weeding my

Look Stan a wooden tie! Oh, how I've wanted one and in knotty pine. How do I look?

Super pet! But, what are you doing here, I didn't push your start button?

Oh you're right. Well, let's go back upstairs and then, well back to work!

No they're not. What have you done to my sheets? Huh?

And why have you replaced my toothpaste with soap?

I did? Oh my. Er, wait. I'll be right back.

Agh! He escaped. Never trust a clone wears an ascot. What do I do now?

Pat, you have used my cloning device without my permission.

I must sew name tags on all of Lily's diapers, sort Stephanie's crayons by colour then wash

and comb Professor Chi Chi's whiskers. Wash and comb, wash and comb.... comb... comb...

Pat I'm so relieved, you turned off your clone!

Whatever, no sense talking gibberish. Let's get him to the Professor!

We're here. Time to neutralise Pat's clone for good.

Pat we must not waste any time, there, open that chamber!

Yeah, I'm really sorry you went haywire. I'll miss you! Bye!

Think of it this way. Pat you're totally unique. They could never make a perfect clone of you!