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  • Moneypenny, Moneypenny, Marniti, Martini, Shaken, Shaken

  • Not Stirred, Moneypenny.

  • (cheers and applause) You know this is an audition

  • for James Bond, right?

  • Yep.

  • It's not like an underwear commercial,

  • something like that.

  • That's pretty obvious.

  • I wear way more underwear than you.

  • Moneypenny -- Miss Moneypenny.

  • Moneypenny.

  • Okay, We're ready for you.

  • Hey guys, hey.

  • Hi.

  • So, thank you so much for coming in. Thank you. Hi, David.

  • Hi.

  • Lovely to meet you.

  • How lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.

  • As you know, we are casting the new James Bond.

  • We're literally looking at all sorts of different people, you know, so

  • we've got someone like you, David, handsome,

  • kind of attractive, charming.

  • physical specimen.

  • And then there is someone like you, James.

  • What does that mean?

  • It's a little bit weird that he's here.

  • He says, he says it's a little bit weird that I'm here.

  • Does it feel a little bit weird that I'm here?

  • Okay.

  • So I'm going to put you through a few double 0 7 scenarios and

  • see how you fair.

  • So let's get you suited and booted

  • Perfect.

  • And cut. That was great.

  • Fantastic.

  • James?

  • No, I can't do this. I look ridiculous.

  • I think you look good.

  • I look like Austin Powers.

  • Well, I mean it is an interesting choice of suit.

  • But that is not the one we put in your room.

  • What are you talking about? This was the suit that

  • was hanging in my room.

  • Some one must have changed it.

  • Yes. Someone must have.

  • David.

  • Okay.

  • Okay. I see what is going on here.

  • Okay, James, so we're going to try something else.

  • A kind of classic James Bond seduction scene.

  • All right. Shouldn't be a problem.

  • Well, hello there, Miss Hemlock. It's quite a view from here.

  • Perhaps we should slip into something a little more

  • comfortable.

  • Hi, I'm David Beckham.

  • I want to sleep with him.

  • Oh, come on, that's not fair. That's not fair. That

  • isn't fair. What is he doing?

  • Cut, David. What are you doing?

  • What are you doing?

  • I thought that was my cue.

  • Cue for what?

  • - Can we start again, please? - You can go.

  • - All right. - Go on. There you go. - Should I go?

  • Yes. You Should.

  • - See you later. - What is your problem?

  • Unbelievable.

  • Well, hello there, Miss Hemlock. Perhaps you would like

  • to slip into something more comfortable.

  • Oh my God.

  • That's disgusting.

  • What is this?

  • - Spy [bleep] over there. - I'm not dealing with that. No way. - Cut. Cut.

  • - I can't do this. I can't do that. - Bond would.

  • No, he wouldn't.

  • - Who wants the part more? - Okay, stop it.

  • I'm not doing anything.

  • Stop it.

  • I don't know what the problems is.

  • Stop it.

  • You stop it.

  • - You stop it. - He'll stop it.

  • I'm not starting it.

  • Okay, David, so this is your final screen test.

  • I just want you to do a basic James Bond introduction line.

  • And let's just see if you can do that without mucking about.

  • Okay.

  • Huit a la banque.

  • I admire your courage Miss...

  • Hemlock, Bunny Hemlock, I admire your luck, Mr...

  • Bond, James Bond.

  • No, no, no, You can't do it like that.

  • You can't say it like that. That is terrible. That's rubbish.

  • All right. How would you do it?

  • Easy, say the name is Bond, James Bond.

  • That is Sean Connery. You're just doing Sean Connery.

  • No, I'm not.

  • Yes, you are.

  • No, I'm not.

  • Yes, you are.

  • At least I don't sound like a girl.

  • At least I don't look like Shrek.

  • Right, you want to go?

  • Dont' you dare.

  • Try again. See what happens.

  • Stop it, okay? Stop it. Stop it.

  • That's enough. That's enough.

  • That has been a total waste of time. I would like you both to leave.

  • What? So I didn't get the part.

  • No.

  • What about me?

  • No. You are both utterly unprofessional.

  • This audition is over.

  • Fine.

  • Fine, yeah. Don't call us. We'll call you.

  • We shouldn't be fighting like this.

  • I know.

  • We are a team.

  • We should be working together.

  • I love you, man.

  • I love you, too.

  • I have an idea.

  • Let's go.

  • This summer, crime will pay. David Beckham is Batman, and

  • James Corden is Robin.

  • Crush them.

  • (applause)

  • My thanks to David Beckham for helping me wrap up.

  • Our week here in London.

  • Watch everything we've done including Emily Blunt and I.

  • Performing a modern soundtrack to Romeo and Juliet.

  • You can see all of that right here.

Moneypenny, Moneypenny, Marniti, Martini, Shaken, Shaken

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