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  • [Wapoosh!] Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is JackSepticeye and welcome to "Late Shift".

  • It's not a game. It kind of is.

  • It's an interactive thing. Remember when I played virtual morality that sort of [web-based]

  • Video thing where you could click and make decisions in it and then the actors went off, [and] it's something else

  • It's one of those so I don't know how long it is I don't even know really know what the story is

  • But I like these types of thing I like the idea behind them they're interactive real action story

  • It's like you get to interact with your own movie. So in someone's want to make a stupid decision. You're like

  • No, do the other thing do the not stupid one. So here. We go new game

  • Choices matter one of 14 I made a good choice apparently I click new game it was the hardest choice

  • I had to make so far I

  • like it like John Wick music 17 John Wick by the way

  • Good movie, man look at those graphics

  • Some people say we'll committed all part of the bigger picture some homilies flow in

  • Pop's I believe everyone okay dude for that

  • We decide

  • Look, so silly I love it

  • [God] no, please

  • All units [anybody]

  • Are you Mr.. Robot Launcher since the competition and mysterious long has more?

  • to offer - yes -

  • That'll make [the] human side help

  • I'm gonna Miss my train, but ah [haha]

  • We made it anyway ep, you can help and still catch your train where they're gonna see to wash all the time

  • Go down wonder help someone out

  • "Late Shift"

  • Okay, it's very good

  • Iii know it it's Gonna be fun!!!

  • [cuz] we're going to have some really cheesy shitty dialogue

  • [but] that's what's going to be the best part about the whole thing does that make a ridiculous decisions based on that

  • Hi, [okay]

  • Mold it out fred [Kirby] died alfred are you doing?

  • right

  • There's two cars out the rest of logs should be a nice quiet night

  • [sinem] [um] yeah will do oh by

  • backing out

  • forget this red car late shift

  • Looking dapper my dude

  • That must be a boring part of a jolly they are

  • The most Meaningful relationship I've ever had in my life by the bunch of metal bimbos

  • Look at you my [PC]. Please keep me in Commerce for over a decade

  • nice care

  • divorce

  • [you] [gotta] lock it again together [ah] here. He is

  • Did you put all wrongdoers to flight?

  • You can lead a K2 meter apart the cough away. I'm not the driver son

  • Do you think your pardon Madam [a] problem? No tip you are fucked?

  • Thank you

  • The [Sun] 20 choices are so small we've done even see them

  • You are your decision does misshapes here, and that last one shaped me into a little [bit] of a showman it decide. I'm taking us

  • That guy was a dick

  • I don't think one random encounter with a dick turns you into a dick

  • Unless deep down hidden inside there's a small bit of ducie tree going on

  • And I your back

  • get fun, not exactly

  • Um I'm sorry about before you know just fuming like that. Oh ignore him hey enough of

  • Importance and also telling you I don't have a nice car

  • What are you reading life study algorithm team theory?

  • Can help you something?

  • I need to say that

  • I

  • Need to keep [them] [as] [Arathi]

  • This doctor. I [died] of course. He does liar, okay, Nathan [you] want one song included

  • Okay, he doesn't know it's a secret, but I'm pretty neat those keys oh

  • Should we give them over or not did that before to you?

  • Why Hawaii let's inquire. I?

  • Want to know what you need to call we don't [need] [to] worry about that

  • Okay, I'm into that [a] stupid back like eternal to this portion. That was rush

  • respectful the ground a grunt

  • Hundred of it is yours to be let me have it please

  • Okay

  • This is going to get me in trouble, but down the rabbit hole we go I

  • Want to do a crazy shit this has to offer?

  • What I heard something

  • You're a ghost. There's somebody

  • Don't worry ma'am. I'm going to take out my pencil sharpener and fuck this guy up [look] no more false cause tonight away

  • what you do in my

  • [cookie]

  • Ciao fuck

  • Then around slowly. Oh, no, [you] [Gotta] piss all

  • My girls really you do not like [look] like the same guy who would climb down through a vent with mission impossible gear okay?

  • Keep pepper spray, you're not Gonna. Shoot me

  • Okay, you might leave me here alone

  • [oh] [get] in the car shit

  • But right there so Badiy dipped. It does it look like I can drive

  • You get behind the wheel

  • When we [join] y'all that's exactly what you're going to be you said that she was rash. That's a rash

  • I also looks like a dickhead a lot of them going around

  • That's interesting what's going on the Jim [Vaughn] Gonna come table?

  • That's right. I don't wanna get shot in my back. [I] like my back

  • It's always behind me. It's always supporting me

  • But I just want to drive the night care

  • Oh, we [antonio] link link of course we have everybody in a single virus had british accent

  • You do not match any of this, [right]?

  • I'm a fucking student okay. I've got my money. My family's got my money. I was nothing to [you]. [he's] done now

  • Get in the house

  • Wait, don't want to get died. [I] woke up [this] mornin. They said not today, not fucking dying

  • And I keep going into the accident because everybody else is created. I'm a guitarist. It's a quick picture together

  • [I] make sure allah I'll make sure [oh], yes

  • [hey], hello, Mr.. Handsome. It's an icon

  • Hello

  • He fell 15 feet or [two] concrete floor this is your idea of a slick operation

  • Dripping Dna are over the place kidnapping the first innocent bystander. I've got the cards in [nights] outside

  • Jesus Christ ow. [who] the hell's gonna drivers you're clearly [not] but I'll be all right fucking idiot

  • It has to be four people. There's no way you can make the auction assistance and everyone downstairs on your own

  • I'm well aware of [honey] people has to be cool do I tell Mr.

  • Wu that we missed the won tons of hazardous fucking rice ball cause I don't

  • We have one window of opportunity and we're going to use it. That's right it

  • how

  • Leaving to bleed

  • And to make some calls and try and find [replacement] in the next

  • Shit in the next 30 min cooled down if he doesn't pick up trying all that you are you speak. [I] owe speed a

  • Severity of easy what about him I can drive

  • Can I be part of [a] [life]? I don't care

  • Play cool. I'm not a murder. I don't intend to start now. That's me [different] [ox] in a couple of cable ties

  • steal away protect

  • Defend oxen what the fuck is up. Yes, what that it's like you?

  • Hold still making things work fuck help

  • Your headaches gonna start the moment you got me out and why is that because you're late on the couch there

  • You may brought me the BMW

  • But you sported here with the valet key ironically. What the fuck is that?

  • Lock and key music on [tour] faster than 35 miles an hour

  • not great for a getaway car is it and

  • She's fucking right by the key was a bluff [immunity's] [we] [cancel] it. No, you can't you can't do without rigging the immobilizer?

  • [barking] these are all words that definitely mean fun absolutely can [I]?

  • Just bring something to come by this operation. Yes

  • You're gonna go to the basement. We've got no idea here. I said I'll never see him again

  • What difference does it make the difference is it's going to take trouble, Mr.

  • Woo is trouble and we made a deal [when] we come you look familiar?

  • What do you think I carried as well as long as I get what cock I think smashing gentle friend live event do this

  • Okay, let's go, sir. [what] did it for me?

  • What do I get in return look what you look at?

  • [abortion]

  • [five] Grand for locking the car and as of tonight. I'm out of a job. So I want a full share. There is no share

  • ever keep pushing

  • I'm thinking it's risky. So what [do] you share [fuck] off shut up video. We want the money okay?

  • I tell you what you two split. 50-50. That's the deal done. You can't do this. It's done

  • She's impressed. That's the face of a person who's impressed - Joseph

  • nice, dude

  • Quit my job made a couple of people down by the bike lights work here at the white King Spawn my way into situation

  • Except I do that

  • By going with it the tournament

  • Normally, I try turning in but this is so much fun

  • They want to see the crazy shit happen. I want to see [perche] [I] want to eat [gunfight]

  • I want to see Tom Cruise Mission impossible mister ladies and difficult choices

  • samples for the quad [nine]

  • This you're not good

  • And you still [have] all your [meter] doing it?

  • Megan I really just want to be prepared [a] [song] a very powerful Chinese clank all the toys are here tonight to

  • reacquire

  • Problem palatinus session of the families over seven years we across force will remove what I thought is business transaction

  • Sorry, it doesn't get it back. We're here to stop food ah

  • Because he was not buying it. What do you think great?

  • Not give up skating a long time ago

  • Today what [study] dance night killer tonight - whether or not we could be anything further you know that being

  • Careless Nation still makes kisses feeling you know

  • we're stealing from people who are prepared spending [millions] [on] a piece of pottery when they're far more worthy caused in the world, [maybe]

  • later

  • You know maybe got fooled about [relating] sitting peacefully literally

  • [week] just slip right into the [Swath] detective role

  • Double old warnings left the second party auction is just a gun

  • Thank you

  • Take these rabbit Ears

  • Nine ten to my left. Thank you, sir. Nine. Ten nine. Twenty nine. Twenty. Thank you

  • 9:30 again time at

  • 9:40 like an Aura facet of an action 9:40. Thank you need to be yelling leasing so 950 nobody never knew

  • later yea, [Indonesian] to

  • Quantity things is not like the other 150 once

  • 950 Twice

  • So for nine hundred and fifty thousand times. Oh man, but I [was] [just] about to kind of million and it hidden

  • Compartment is me [Grandpa]. It's time to the changes very arbitrary. I'm sorry the [father] calamari wouldn't spend on a fucking sigh forward

  • I'm sorry

  • He cannot talk util

  • so we come to what I feel must be the highlight of our sale purse evening lot two four seven and

  • To introduce it first, I'd like to pass you over to our expert this Katie, Tran Katie

  • Take it Away, [Kami]

  • What we have here is an absolutely

  • exquisite example

  • of late me do people from

  • Walking drop one of them is really peaceful prevailing example a very scenic span

  • known to be in existence

  • Sebastian if you would please thank you very much very clubs it is a truly exceptional piece

  • The sale [of] which cannot be passed without remarking that its owner

  • Mr.. Samuel Parr who is far too modest to mention it himself has agreed to donate fifty percent of the sale

  • proceeds to the Chinese art restoration apart

  • and then

  • It all accorded

  • And so we should begin the selling

  • Thank you, Katie. Thank you, Sebastian

  • Thank you guys, and I would like to start the bidding please [bury] [dollars] two million pounds to me. Oh

  • Thank you, man. - you [know] like our mnemonic. We I'm looking for I hear sweet three at the back. Thank you, sir

  • Do I hear four?

  • Four four four lady. Thank you man for [a] million. You are a fine lady, right? Oh, I believe

  • Oh bye-bye, am do I hear six

  • 606 to my right thank you are powerful. [could] [you] [show] these [toys] on do I now here so

  • Seven I have you do not have seven mythic seven

  • Do I hear eight?

  • [eight] I'm looking

  • Eggs with you, so, [it's] your bit looking for nine. Let the man. Where's 8 million just?

  • Do I hear not?

  • [no], I want to see where this she kicks off to 9 I know

  • 9 to the lady thank you, Madam. I'm looking for 9 5 ladies and gentlemen nine five nine

  • Five nine five oh, Mr.. Choi. So do I hear tan?

  • Tan to me we're looking to break ten. Thank you, Madam. Then we have with

  • Martin Ladies and about [Carnegie's] Little bit Madam

  • Against you now sir. So do I hear ten five you are so getting content on

  • Ten five I have okay. I have it in my wallet now [do] I hear

  • 1111 I have with the [ladies] common chips 11th your bitmap

  • 11 so specific price we have a loving final correctly card to [hit] 11 [fox] hero to the chances and get away with another business

  • 11 Madam, what a loving guy ox?

  • 11 5 when you let me buy a half

  • Thank you [very] much, sir in let me find it realistic against you not mean. It's against you sir and loving fun

  • 11 5 Chief you she's she's Keen fair warning

  • I'm selling

  • 11 5 1 I get it. She's got to get [a] come on May 5 twice

  • 12 million I have thank you Madam. Fuck 12 it is

  • And so do I hear 12 5 look perfect, just ditch it well 5 I feel

  • 12 on children at 12 Madam looking for 12 fun, or will they do it 12 fun

  • Will he do it 12 what I knew I'd have to my right. Thank you son 12 on your math was bullied [vanity]

  • Kind of against you now coincidental how it was Matt battle fun

  • we all up at

  • 12 5 yeah, I think I think we're quickly sir

  • 12 5 [Watts]

  • Well five plus. We got it right, so the gentleman on my right

  • McCLellan and [I]

  • Okay, I got I got an adrenaline rush, and I can keep my money

  • [fantastic] great nice work

  • See you later

  • You see the wool doesn't turn on mathematics

  • You give a one dose trying to do a public know you're busy [polly] problem that does include [you] cut by about 25 cents

  • How about since Maddox?

  • You said it doesn't work on that. You can't have to take and you can't slather it all over your face [between] fine

  • Okay, then you're going to take out the security guard

  • I'm sorry. I'm [gonna] do what?

  • Just project-based instruction [funny]

  • Well you sort of are you close to a plan homeland drug out this layer?

  • Yeah, what [the] which one stop this little crime wave dead in his tracks

  • It's too much fun. [we] got to do a super cool being a second ago plus

  • You're a security guard. You know the weak point. [I] don't just go back of the knee. How did I end up here?

  • Lg Great TV

  • Hi, don't so hateful of me

  • Not my fault she built big 12 and a half billion dollars

  • She looked like she was good for it

  • Oh yeah, but simon used to weave a little the colors of the card to come to you

  • Are you saying I should wait until Simon says are lost looking for the box

  • Simon, please the God's image

  • ready

  • I

  • Love the gods. I will let us play out. I might not get another chance

  • Let's play alarm, and I'm doing fine

  • I

  • Like me like a badass we could undercover [collector] dealer

  • Stop right there, sir. This is a restricted area

  • What do you think you're doing down here? I've got a lot coming out the list no. It's lost our phone. Oh

  • Sorry, we're looking for the toilet. No you [wouldn't] come down here unless you

  • get a [scan] talk about

  • Okay, this problem. Okay, okay? Go get it. Go get it Dropkick

  • We need the trolley we need it. I want that Takeaway

  • poor dude fucking killer

  • [Daler] acting

  • Oh, no, it's Tom Holland who's going to be fighting about now

  • you kill em

  • you

  • Oh feeling bad now

  • Simon for the dog okay, I'm mathematician and crew plus two equations. I had feeling okay - I mean key

  • Keypad [free] [zero] doing -

  • Okay, one to the right comes look good on the Rocky

  • 0.20 the leg

  • did it

  • Boom got it with great night looking natural, baby

  • [I'm] [feeling] a rush of adrenaline now, baby it

  • Means the matter five out of 14 hey. [I] [had] a naughty crazy actually

  • I

  • mean yeah, whoo I

  • Didn't know I said it figure. That's amazing give me

  • Ha ha me neither, huh fight fight never refuse a high-five

  • Yeah, I'll say

  • That's the [shiplap]

  • Oh boy this New Year at Hogwarts fucking crate

  • Plus it's a game [when] [I] knock a bit of fun out of it. Let's do fire this rabbit hole goes

  • Really well made to like this is a lot of production value for something. That's just a fun I

  • Mean that's painted other things on [steam] and a high production value, but I don't know I

  • Expected it to be a lot cruder than it is

  • Well, we of it fuck for [that]. Yo, what's up splinters?

  • What were you doing all this time?

  • [quickly]

  • Nothing, man ladies and gentlemen if we are back in

  • Society how will they ever get away with this and

  • All of the camera [make] [lucked] [into] [working] and I'm the cameras going off in the car

  • Just wait testing please the bag to get used to a certain [person] is too fucking right?

  • Go take a left [shortage] high-street. I'm konstantine restaurant myself lovely. We're going to do by the comedian

  • [given] [to] me I'm cold hold on so here hold on there Jimmy is called

  • Geoffrey Dunlop [see]

  • The ship using Gaffer tape in the back somewhere look out. Oh

  • No, we're all dead that race ball is not look at you've [gone] [anymore] guys

  • Pretty light mac. Oh hey, it's short for the mathematician

  • right

  • waiting

  • But it can you hear me wake up open [your] eyes pick up to be hand okay?

  • This pet rule that we've got to get out

  • right

  • look

  • oh gee

  • Are you alive?

  • Yeah, they were gonna kill me anyway. Oh those guys come with how do you know [that]?

  • I've seen dead people before so there's some dead people

  • All part of the plan, what was that we can leave me

  • oh

  • Mr.. [wall] disposed to [worse] and [worse] [we] [start] sorry

  • What do I like to stay here waiting?

  • It's Gonna be May commit

  • Momentum II you can't discard the tape you have to do something

  • If you have to decide take her [for] [a] [refill] - door closing, I'm going to study me

  • We did it

  • May Imagine together forever

  • We can flat

  • Sorry just had to check and make sure my ankle look from there. We're good. I can I can walk

  • This conference was a I got your act for a whole covered in blood [and] everything

  • Welcome to hong Kong City table for two

  • We hate to [see] someone so willful fall for me, please

  • He's lame excuse me

  • We are we don't want to be no problem for this way follow me, please make me

  • We want to see the manager

  • You want to see the manager want a second manager? No even easily not?

  • the Hope inspector now

  • Used to be just a rule Mr.. Wu yeah in the world of Mr.. Wu

  • Wow

  • How about the queen name, [huh]?

  • fucking sick Tanner mate never weak really

  • Super weak rearing oh, no

  • You listen to me tell Mr.. Wu that mailing and Jeffrey are here to see him you done right now

  • Or you can [pay] the consequences. Yeah, it's going to be more than 10 pounds right here a

  • Fortune Cookie I

  • Have a fucking fortune, Cookie [I]

  • Want to see you in sports because he said my night gonna turn out great

  • I base all of the rest of my decisions on this

  • Fortune does not come to [our] misfortune does not come alone didn't know any better [safer]. Go on purpose

  • [or] the field a

  • Mine says you're going to be a straighter baller thug and will be super handsome

  • For me, please tell me follow me [three] really

  • [good] ayo from you yet, and I go adam

  • Hello, hurry unite - oh, that's a big meat piece of sharpened metal

  • Don't you be eyeballing me. What's your visit?

  • pretty good, right

  • Was I [nikka] [meter] [gogol]?

  • Yep

  • Why have you brought this here?

  • In case we had a deal [I]

  • Made no [such] deal

  • I'll never seen you before look the man who made a deal is dead. Okay? That's why we brought you ball

  • my ball [a]

  • damn

  • [turn] by your left

  • That's flat I

  • Assume that trainees for fuck their shit [off]

  • Managing to steal they're both

  • quite Impressive makes me

  • But choosing [to] steal it in the first place

  • It's nothing short of insanity [make] merry for you. I gave no [such] order

  • Not to you or anyone else first

  • Still opposed not only madness

  • It is also

  • suicide all great things to the troy family that greek [allah] will be that [bowl] is a

  • question of honor oops [I]

  • Have fought wars for it

  • It's price

  • Beyond measure

  • I'm not hearing a [no] how much they paid for [it] tonight

  • And I do not intend to add my life to the bill

  • We only get crowd

  • Yeah, you know how much they paid then you know you'll 20% is a lot higher than you thought it would be

  • You want us out of it because you don't [repay] what you promised. I did not order its theft

  • The only order I am giving is to you

  • Get out of my restaurant

  • Matt wasn't working, but I'm gonna try again

  • No, fuck you that lowers money, and you know it

  • Oh, you made a deal for this to take it with a woman goodbye

  • We will not meet again

  • Fuck you. Come on. Let's go fuck you

  • once more

  • Then Matt Matt didn't check out that time 2 plus 2 equals [de]

  • fucking great

  • Well Burger King

  • Still no more facility

  • Sell him the borehole a young man. We trusted it put a wise mentor

  • Did you know about the choice I [came] to say oh?

  • fucking did the new

  • He everything will just hold and yet still be the infamous old example

  • This doesn't really help us ever it's the choice of run us off the road

  • good an

  • Yup

  • Which is to?

  • hiding into [a] kilometer I

  • never

  • Batman

  • Now we going to the police smiling. [oh], I wish should have done in the first place

  • Thanks. Yeah, it's been exciting away from the inevitable

  • We need to get rid of this bowl before the choice get rid of us if we take it to the police they will

  • arrest us

  • What the definite no?

  • I'll make it an even 50 percent

  • If you had the [calculation] democrats are doing exactly the same thing you

  • Just [need] the numbers make you feel better

  • Melendez no based on the information is has no and rational mathematical algorithms

  • Oh my God [readings] are based on experience and linetype subconscious

  • Do you know how many times of your brains activity are conscious probably?

  • I've been 100 percent eight trust me when I tell you that going to belief is a bad idea. Oh

  • Hey, Police boring anyway. I want to see how we got away with this

  • Regardez police at my engine. [I] don't want to do that yet. I want to keep this train rolling over here Matt

  • Mathematical algorithms and how much representative her subconscious is going to get away with this

  • buttface nervous people

  • While they're in fur and now [2740] coming

  • [it] looks like shit man the blood all over your head

  • Are you again Sookie?

  • They don't take an iron ingot bag bags. She didn't say from Ireland Irish [meat] is that you?

  • Did you believe [wait] you never got the job yep? [yeah]? That's what I was [-]

  • not having much this conversation night I

  • Don't know [I] thought we were delivering the [border] 20% job done. I should be back our home by now soaking in the box

  • yep, that's how robbery russell or any by

  • Somebody this one this thing

  • basler which one to contact us

  • Is there any way we can get to just home messages or what were that place in Chelsea. Maybe the tropical tap to surf?

  • What's the [mathematical] probability of another case Matt?

  • Santos

  • Look is amazing. Oh

  • God the cringe

  • So yeah, it is

  • [that's] going to load behind you

  • I

  • Can't hear the fucking dancing

  • We can't even kill by thinking

  • This music is a little loud in my back head

  • Who mix this audio shame on you man? Yes?

  • [I'm] out someone downstairs

  • I bet Mr.. Wu is the guy who was auctioning it?

  • Open a Window I

  • Played on chair. [I] know how to escape

  • building

  • Up there who left the window much mental a commodity the mathematical assumptions over that

  • Stupid-looking oh, no, you can't go down a night

  • Where is it? It's out my boy I

  • don't know I

  • Don't I don't know where it is. We've all had a very long night

  • if you don't [come] to your senses [I]

  • Can assure you that yours will come me along? That was the dude who is that their action ah?

  • Ba Ba [wheezy] waiters [are] fucking my god my God I am

  • 12000 when I want a girl outfit

  • [Holly] said [is] that your bathrobe looked really nice

  • It looks better than nice

  • Where's the ball?

  • No, I haven't got it. [okay]. It was taken for me now. I don't know where it is nice

  • So I'm gonna fucking rice balls the a server and getting [two] that are published, but now for the final time

  • Where is the Real World [I]?

  • [don't] understand. Where is the boy different option not to Copy head in [Pocket] the

  • [original] the original [Voltages] [doll] where

  • Those are some bad Juju

  • What the fuck is up? That's a finger dismembered writers you and your lady friend next door

  • No, I said you know

  • One [of] you [hotel] what we don't know her so you meet your apology with her

  • Yeah, it's what happens if I stay silent [I]

  • Never met her before tonight. What okay? [I] was part of the robbery, but it wasn't my choice all right now. It's true

  • What I made about fakes or forgeries or or anything else for that matter, okay?

  • As far as I'm concerned the ball of a pocket wants the real Bowl

  • click on there

  • What worries you?

  • Look at what I've been

  • remove Montelena gone

  • even though

  • I'm starving to me. No not my fingers full equals pain the longer you [has] [bold] [the] [longer] he has paint very simple mathematics

  • And we snap ow ow, holy

  • fucking sadist

  • Fucking hill, so I've got your fucking rice Bowl, okay?

  • oh

  • Okay, you had [the] otter girl

  • All this out can we just play some [mariokarrion]? It's free the other punished

  • The classic prisoners blowing them up game theory first time

  • Whatever, I tell them lives or dies or mailing Kelvin and vice versa

  • If I [officer] [in] [consistent] one of us dies oh

  • balls

  • Cheers

  • punishment

  • Know your fate bludgeon or blade

  • The long One doesn't one

  • The choice, [thanks]

  • very honorable death

  • one tournament twist to intestines like a key

  • Death come slowly over a long

  • Long time I made a bad choice. That was the [glad] one great

  • Where is the ball the original Ball?

  • Fucking Noah trust her to be reasonable

  • Or [will] she keep quiet because she does that she dies oh

  • I'm genuinely telling him [ok] [I] know nothing about solving the original for a fake

  • [ok] I was forced to be part of the robbery. I had no choice. I knew nothing about the plan upon what to do next

  • There is nothing. I could [tell] you that if any youth you're just wasting your time of me

  • It's the absolute truth. Oh

  • Wow

  • My poor Little thermode where is the original [do] we read it?

  • Second round [like] I thought the goal cat choir

  • Cuz she looked at it, and she was surprised. So maybe she didn't know it was a fake either ow ow

  • Ow, not my thumb off, [Elissa] cheek

  • If I [tell] [sam], I gonna like stuff, I debate look, it's one of those nods to the stomach

  • Sort of why ah

  • In for a penny in for a pound, and oh, what could I tell you?

  • My [gonna] get myself killed this can only continue. Where is the [original] oh?

  • Fuck you, fuck you

  • every [single] and every knuckle continuing every joint

  • Will see Daylight, but still it will continue

  • Where is the original no I psycho stuff?

  • Do I believe that she's in there?

  • It's you're part of this

  • [it] [is] [your] part of [the] gang and they think that I'm the only one who knows where the original is

  • No, am I just prolonging the inevitable

  • fuck

  • Fuck do I trust her trust her why not market?

  • It looks [are] you fucking [moving] [like] oh bad idea bad idea [oh]?

  • [very] bad idea

  • Hello, [Glen] will bounce [arching] here. We wouldn't get one name a

  • Lady said you lied to us that you the only one who knows where it is

  • Thank you missing you son single V ok see me like that was like. Oh fuck sake

  • Could we please speak fucking English? [I] didn't say you're the only one who knows waited

  • [I] said you're losing one who can get to it hi?

  • I rescind my bitch from our sorry that was very unreasonable often those very harsh. I didn't mean it

  • decided

  • You bring up the ball she stays

  • ok

  • She dies

  • What but we'll just leave him look good can't hold any food in that

  • [somebody] fucked us up this little car [watching] [no], God

  • [except] Army Forces

  • Fuck me enough

  • time to go I

  • Didn't mean for anything to happen. I'm sorry. Where's the original [I]?

  • Didn't know

  • Well, it's that just fine and Dandy like sour candy

  • so the guy selling the item was upper

  • You want a car? I know a golf

  • Okay, Matt we can do this

  • Parma we go. I'll have to make this talk of paper. We've done to us

  • May Autoblock you had declared

  • Richard fucking bastard away I go

  • What the fuck am I doing good question already doing this?

  • All right, just keep walking. Yeah, just keep moving attaboy

  • Well, yeah

  • Yes

  • Head for China. Oh boy. Oh

  • Boy, you got [pasta] [Kentucky] with a dick

  • [boom] [oh], [boy], please he's Irish

  • We're just having a laugh aren't we?

  • Fucking hell, man all right see there boy. He's fucking true person

  • That was weird

  • Lonnie, I got it. He took me. Did he did he mad?

  • at the auction go Jeff really struggled

  • He had access to the [mold] off for the explore on stage on it right before we stole it

  • Right how do I find him?

  • just

  • there is the [question]

  • [okay]

  • oh

  • Hi

  • pomerance Old school A

  • Spartan are

  • Speaking please it's some Eastern from work

  • Howdy was in maximum

  • You want the hunt?

  • Is not well he's been taking to Josten's

  • Concussion it's over. I'm will so together

  • Whether they take you and took you two sentences

  • Sin, Thomas's thank you. I'm really sorry this happened

  • Solutely they got punch of morality right this papers poor guy did it?

  • things were not manly malone

  • So, how are you going to get in on door why not choices matter 10 out of 14?

  • Hi

  • You and [Crane] earlier, okay? As you can see

  • We have some party to go to some bit fragrant. Why can you come back here doing extra shift?

  • Yeah, well things have gotten way worth. You don't start

  • What brings you here um I'm here to see someone [Keeton] [won't] run to the [basking] the clarks in place

  • HmM Click Click click no [you]

  • I'm sorry. I can't help you oh

  • Come on. It's just a room. Well like it was just a key. Oh come on. What night

  • Doc this isn't about some entry ticket to some party. Yeah, this is way bigger. What's so important that you need to see him now

  • Don't believe me if I told you I won't believe [if] you date. That's very true, okay

  • the night I

  • Was kidnapped by a gang of Thieves?

  • It forced me to be part of celebration

  • which has resulted in me being pursued by a gang of

  • homicide of trials

  • who want something that I don't have

  • And Mr.. Clark the only person knows where it is

  • You can't wait till visiting hours

  • [will] be spent by visiting house

  • little [is] just

  • fry ass

  • And floor who in seminary [if] you get caught I've never seen or heard of you

  • Thank you there is CCTV footage of you talking to [window]

  • What if Sebastian just has the ball with him?

  • an old man ad for a stroll

  • That's a cute old man. [oh] he dropped it. Oh, okay

  • They won't let [me] use the internet

  • [hey], oh my God. That's how he got the ball at the auction [ass]

  • in a porn magazine [ah]

  • [sea] [bass] [yeah]

  • Are we we wake up please and here? I am your reaper. I'm here to give you punishment

  • Hi, it's me. It's a boy this man here. You [better] be right?

  • He shouldn't be here nurses know

  • I'm a peaceful man, okay?

  • I do not want to hurt you, but [you] try to shake it off swear to God a bit of your heart

  • Jesus Max time they came down to

  • [the] deal yes

  • Good

  • Said yeah tell me about your deal with samuel [part]. I know your place the posting ross for [the] forgery to let

  • You want to discuss up with the police play?

  • Perhaps have a little gander at the spiders voyage with them

  • They have already seen the footage of the robbery maybe

  • What about the footage of you want you don't we my auction Moon are rare?

  • elevator the Elevator

  • There's no footage from there

  • That's what you switched it now, isn't it?

  • And the camera must have seen you even if you back to him

  • Other people to the truth because see what you're doing

  • [turn], we're doomed funny one follow. Where's the original deprive it?

  • If I tell you is [to] promise [that] I know about me pinky swear dog if you don't promise I do [you] nothing

  • time of this place

  • Oh, God, oh, God sister [Mina]

  • Now where's the fucking rice bowl the last time? I'm Gonna ask you nicely

  • Okay

  • okay, okay, I

  • swiped it

  • It's worked it in the other way just the original with the forgery and I hated

  • the [cabinet]

  • [post] cabinet I got an option that was a secret compartment in the right. Yes

  • So where it is the ball still inside? I don't know this is the truth

  • You see Georgie took everything to dis a storage after the rubbery and what needs to go spit [us]

  • [side] storage so students thought [heinz] was

  • right

  • We got our [enzyme] Kellison Christ

  • Put is giving to the ball. Yes, if you can get to it. Yes

  • cheers ever

  • know our feelings a

  • You never heard about any compartment

  • [Nomad]

  • He didn't know my name connor. I don't know that means Sam

  • Sure, he called me some name

  • He got me a canner. He got me a dog

  • I'm the heir he still they look a little bit like a doctor just my mother was it doesn't mean. I'm a dog

  • Oh, it's the polite we take we good

  • Other than our getting away with old it

  • Well this morning though. They might kill me

  • I'm just going to walk in the front door area

  • That was sneaky

  • She'd no questions. No nothing. No never seen you before

  • Go down. I don't know what I'm just like the card

  • Took I took character foot hair

  • Hey guys, I don't look [suspicious]. What are you talking about?

  • doing

  • What how do you think the day you will colleague, let me [sue] Mr.. Quinn Mr.. Quinn Mr.. Quinn. Yeah

  • Wait here, nah

  • We got the info needed

  • You're going down

  • Yeah, thank you. I don't know where I'm going grounsell

  • Come on. You don't work here look here

  • Miss Quinn, Sumida. Oh shit door look shifty

  • And pain the claim no one stores any the way sir

  • It's my mathematics afraid suppose just to those [ok] mathematics face is going to get me through this

  • Mr.. Burke, they're in the van

  • Hello

  • Can I get in over there?

  • There's a fight

  • There's van seven fight

  • now go

  • Ah shit. You know he's going to drive away with it

  • But it was hiding and then even gonna close the doors walk away

  • And then I put it [over] and sneak in and get it okay. We can chase follow that bad

  • We got this man. We got it what you even fucking worry about it. Maine's going to survive. We're going to save her

  • and we're going to make bank at

  • and smooth

  • I said someone's house now

  • Ding-Dong

  • It's me Postman

  • Good morning, and a portland Sandal park, Mr.. Park. Does not receive guests before 10 [o'clock]

  • I want to see him, and I want to see him right [now]

  • wait here

  • Okay, you Mr.. Park cool accent

  • Mr.. Park this man says, okay, well uh

  • I'll take my tea in the study today

  • back

  • We meet again [root] of the crack of Dawn my friend. I assume. It's urgent

  • Honey would you know?

  • Original of what you know I'm talking [about]

  • Do enlighten me

  • The Rice Follow the fucking rice Bowl if you're referring to the [rice] through legal server commands works last night that piece is gone

  • Lost forever I feel apple tree knows it now

  • Because what was stolen was a copy

  • The original is safe and in your possession, and you are ma'am

  • You can call me [map] it when your bees need this than that

  • How did you come by this extraordinary theory under the mining force to go before you and you [organized] the robbery?

  • And you have proof to back up to South Regis slander. I've only proof me

  • We're not in [tall] are we I know what I know yet that you fucked up my life [for] a pizza fucking pottery

  • language Dear boy

  • Sorry dad confused and another you deal with the bass in this log. Yeah

  • Smuggling the original out the auction House hidden inside the wooden [chesty] ball

  • This is quite the little work of fiction isn't it?

  • Do you [have] [to] gain by this give it up gandalf?

  • We can discuss it sensibly all no, I think perhaps. We should discuss it with the police. What do you say to that?

  • Excuse me idea. How much like cost you know they add lots of this [longer] to waiting

  • All right

  • Sensibly in my study. Yeah [lead] [off] now fucking talking attaboy you sebastian

  • Samuel Sebastian was the other guy sorry. I'm a little hazy over the in fact

  • There's been a car crash and my labor [pup] [slow] down

  • Was the ball, I don't know since it was stolen. I've lost track. That's a lie. It's the truth

  • being the tools upset oldest

  • [joys] will never believe you. I am a respected member [of] the community and you clearly are not

  • Keep intimidating. I don't want to hurt an old man. You [wouldn't] take that risk

  • Tony woo was a respected member of the community there's no trouble killing him did they

  • I wants to weigh everything in here

  • Not now [allow]

  • For hula, all right all right

  • The [Bowl] is here. I collected the chest last night hat shot to me

  • It's right here

  • What if he is a chronic button?

  • Shit ball got him. Yeah

  • dude Matches match the Bullet give me the fucking Balls [I]

  • Can't give it [to] you. I can't

  • So you kill me boy fuck you won't be the first two divers to be many of you before

  • You have [your] fucking mind

  • I'm not a human. I am sick don't shoot don't shoot

  • It isn't here. It's still at [hannes] words. You said you picked it up last night

  • I couldn't get it not with the police no, it's still in the vault then when to being delivered

  • When why would I tell you?

  • Okay

  • Okay

  • Then we'll wait here

  • Together with the choice no, no, I'll wait what?

  • Keep me out of this

  • I'll give you a million pounds if you keep my involvement from the choice

  • you could take a hundred thousand pounds right now right out of the safe rest later a

  • million pounds

  • [Forth] and you get Scot-free D Scot-free

  • [umm]

  • no, uh

  • Nah me nah

  • No, I don't think so, Mr.. Park

  • There are some things in life you money can't buy

  • And I'm one of those I think I got an ending who you [corey] sit down

  • Sit boom sit

  • Yes me the balls been delivered to some your [paws] house with [sometime] today or tonight

  • No, no, no, no you have to keep her alive. You have to believe me

  • Listen yes. Hello

  • Chinese fuckers, she faint just because they owned it once it's theirs forever

  • How about we settle this over a nice cup of tea? Whoo laughs come on come on in?

  • Of course you don't look as if you're parked cars

  • It's become self

  • I think I got an ending to the bunch of achievement showed off

  • oh, oh

  • Yeah

  • you

  • You know that [both] good versus [with] you dang some soy sauce you

  • With my name we don't know she live

  • [yes], I'm going to the toys. They're not going to go home and sit in my back

  • I want to know what's going on

  • They don't seem to have any objection with me being here. That's good

  • Fucking matter about out there shut it down

  • Hello, Speedway

  • We investigate a matter with Mr.. Paul himself?

  • to [us] [lighting]

  • She's here

  • Are we free to go?

  • Room 731

  • she's not going [to] be dead is she

  • Entitled did he say goodbye nobody said?

  • Does anyone know what they're actually saying in Chinese?

  • Curious I want to know if they're [actually] saying what they say they're saying

  • but fighting......

  • oh

  • No

  • [no], oh

  • Yeah..

  • [Termi]

  • oh

  • God, [what] a bittersweet ending

  • Actually, it's not bittersweet. This was fucking horrible.....

  • Are you covering the police they told me the draw them weren't gonna be I don't think I killed her

  • [Joe] sourpls

  • [complain] [Matthew] Joe Sourpuss, oh

  • It's very sore [buds] or something, but it looks like it it spells sour [voice]. [oh]

  • Oh My God!! that is the best name I have ever heard oh

  • Yeah, dude. That was fun!

  • there's quite the ending that I got I think there's other endings that you can get where you actually get away with it or

  • Everyone survives and all that kind of stuff. So I kind of mix it up, but that was fun. I really like that.

  • I like these types of things

  • They're very inventive

  • They're very creative and this one was actually doing really really well when I played virtual morality that was still really good

  • But you could tell that it was made [on] a budget

  • So this one actually feels like it was made with a much more considerable budget we had [purchases]

  • We had well some of the character was in green screen

  • we had like a car exploding and then we had like a lot of sex and a lot of areas and a lot of

  • Scenery to go through and the camera shots really nice

  • Dialogue and the audio [mix] [thing] which bit all over the place, and you can clearly see where they had ad yard all the line

  • That was really fun!!!

  • I liked that [a] lot of what you guys enjoyed that I know I didn't get a great ending out of it, but

  • It is what it is um....

  • But I wanted to pick the choices that kept the story going the longest I didn't wanna go to the class right away

  • Cuz normally, if I'm playing a game like this, and I'm trying to make actual Moral Choices

  • I'll try and do the right thing as much as possible, but this just felt like a with too

  • Cheesy and corny and over-the-top. I wanted to see where it went I wanted to get to the end of it

  • I wanted to go the whole way and

  • See what happens. I don't even know if you went to the cops immediately with an actually end game or something

  • I have no idea. I'd be curious to see if we go through it again. How other stuff will end up Anyway~

  • Thank you Guys. So Much For Watching this Video!! if you like it, PUNCH THAT Like Button, IN THE FACE!!

  • LIKE A BOSS!!! And High Five all-round! *Whoopsh 2x* But Thank you guys and I will see you guys Dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO~~~~!

  • (Outros) "I'm Everything By Teknoaxe"

  • Tell me Matt. What was the mathematical probability of the algorithm? That's gonna fuck you over at the end [probably] quite high

[Wapoosh!] Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is JackSepticeye and welcome to "Late Shift".

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