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  • HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED LOUIS C.K.

  • NOW, LOUIS, YOU'RE NOT A PARTICULARLY POLITICAL PERSON.

  • YOU GET INTO A LOT OF POLITICAL HUMOR.

  • BUT YOU DID EMAIL YOUR FANS LAST YEAR.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: AND YOU SAID, "DONALD TRUMP WAS AN INSANE

  • BIGOT AND HITLER.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: YOU DID SAY THAT.

  • >> DI.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: BUT THEN YOU SAID-- HOLD ON.

  • HOLD ON.

  • DON'T JUMP ON THE TRAIN HE GOT OFF BECAUSE YOU SAID, "YOU WILL

  • REGRET IT."

  • WHY DO YOU REGRET IT?

  • YOU'VE SAID WORSE THINGS AND NOT TAKEN THEM BACK.

  • >> DON'T TAKE IT BACK.

  • I REGRET IT.

  • THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

  • >> I REGRET SAYING IT.

  • IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE.

  • IT'S A MESSY THING, YOU KNOW,.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> IT'S HOW I WAS FEELING AT THE TIME.

  • AND I SAID IT TO A LOT-- IT JUST WAS MORE PEOPLE THAN I THOUGHT

  • WERE GOING TO READ IT.

  • I HAVE A LITTLE EMAIL LISTS -- >> Stephen: YOU HAVE HUNDREDS

  • OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.

  • >> YES, BUT THAT'S NOT THAT MANY.

  • IT TURNED INTO THIS THING, AND THE NEXT DAY I WAS ON THE "DAILY

  • NEWS" COVER WITH MY FACE AND TRUMP'S FACE AND IT SAYS, "HE'S

  • HITLER."

  • AND I'M LIKE, "OH, GOD!

  • THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING.

  • THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH.

  • I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.

  • I REGRET IT, ALTHOUGH I WOULDN'T TAKE IT BACK.

  • IF YOU WENT BACK AND FIXED ALL THE MISTAKES YOU MADE YOU WOULD

  • ERASE YOURSELF.

  • THERE'S NO POINT TO THAT.

  • >> Stephen: YOU SAID YOU FELT THAT WAY AT THE TIME.

  • DO YOU FEEL DIFFERENTLY.

  • >> NOW I GUESS HE'S NOT AS PROFOUND AS I THOUGHT HE WAS.

  • I THOUGHT HE WAS A NEW KIND OF EVIL.

  • BUT HE'S JUST A LYING SANG OF (BLEEP).

  • IT'S JUST SIMPLE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I MEAN, IT'S --

  • >> Stephen: COVER OF "THE DAILY NEWS."

  • COVER OF "THE DAILY NEWS" TOMORROW.

  • >> IT'S NOT AS BIG-- IT'S NOT AS SIMPLER-- IT'S SIMPLER THAN I

  • THOUGHT.

  • HE'S-- YOU KNOW-- LIKE, THERE ARE LIARS.

  • SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE.

  • "THAT GUY LIED.

  • THEY FOUND OUT HE LIED."

  • AND THEN THERE IS SOMEBODY WHOALIZE ONCE IN A WHILE, CAN'T

  • QUITE STAY IN THE BOUND REAS OF TRUTH.

  • SOMEBODY WHOALIZE SOMETIMES.

  • THEN YOU HAVE A LIAR WHO IS SOMEBODY-- IT'S LIKE A PROBLEM.

  • YOU KNOW, THEY CAN'T HELP IT.

  • THEY LIE A LOT.

  • AND THEN YOU JUST HAVE LYING SACK OF (BLEEP).

  • AND THAT'S JUST SOMEBODY WHO-- THEY JUST LIE.

  • THEY LIKE IT.

  • HE LIKES IT.

  • HE GOES, "HA!

  • WASN'T EVEN TRUE.

  • WASN'T EVEN TRUE.

  • AND THEN I SAID THEY WERE LIARS."

  • LIKE, IT'S JUST AN INSANE-- IT'S JUST GROSS.

  • HE'S JUST A GROARKS CROOK, DIRTY, ROTTEN, LYING, SACK OF

  • (BLEEP).

  • THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND THAT'S-- ALL RIGHT.

  • NOT A-- LOUIS.

  • >> NOT A COURAGEOUS POSITION IN THIS ROOM SO MUCH.

  • >> Stephen: LOUIS, THERE'S A GUY WHO VOTED FOR HIM UP THERE.

  • >> NO, LOOK, AND HE'S THE VICTIM OF THE LYING.

  • I MEAN, LOOK -- >> Stephen: THAT GUY RIGHT

  • THERE.

  • >> THAT'S THE GUY HE LIED TO.

  • HE DIDN'T LIE TO ME.

  • >> Stephen: AND WE LOVE HIM, RIGHT?

  • >> HE LIED TO HIM.

  • HE DIDN'T LIE TO ME.

  • EVERYBODY ELSE WAS LIKE, "NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE."

  • BUT THAT GUY BOUGHT IT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SO HE'S THE VICTIM OF THE LYING.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S A VERY GENEROUS WAY TO LOOK AT THIS.

  • >> WELL, I DON'T-- YOU KNOW.

  • IT'S NOT A POLITICAL POSITION.

  • IT'S JUST WHEN YOU LOOK AT SOMEBODY YOU GO, "THAT GUY'S A

  • LYING SACK OF (BLEEP)."

  • IT'S SIMPLE.

  • IT'S WHAT THE GUY IS.

  • IT'S REFRESHING IN A WAY TO SEE SOMEBODY WHOALIZE SO MUCH.

  • SO OFTEN YOU THINK, "I CAN'T TELL--"

  • >> I DON'T THINK HIS NAME IS DONALD TRUMP GLI DON'T KNOW WHAT

  • COLOR HIS HAIR IS.

  • I DON'T KNOW WHAT COLOR HIS SKIN IS.

  • I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY HE HAS.

  • >> WHEN HE WALKS IN A ROOM, I SAY, "NAH!

  • YOU'RE NOT WALKING WITH YOUR LEGS!

  • GET OUT OF HERE."

  • DON'T YOU WANT GOD TO SHOW UP AND SAY, I'M JUST KIDDING," LIKE

  • ABOUT EVERYTHING.

  • I JUST WISH HE WOULD.

  • >> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE NICE.

  • ABOUT SO MANY THINGS, THOUGH.

  • >> THE GOOD NEWS IS HE'S ONE GUY.

  • HE'S ONE GUY.

  • >> Stephen: HIRING A LOT OF PEOPLE, THOUGH.

  • >> YEAH, BUT CAN ONE GUY DO EVERYTHING?

  • ON THE FLIP SIDE, OBAMA WAS WONDERFUL, I LOVED HIM, AND

  • THEN-- BUT HALF OF CHICAGO SHOT THE OTHER HALF OF CHICAGO WHILE

  • HE WAS PRESIDENT.

  • AND WE BOMBED A BUNCH OF WEDDINGS IN YEMEN.

  • WE SENT THEM, LIKE A PRESENT, LIKE THEY REGISTERED FOR A DRONE

  • AT EVERY WEDDING THERE.

  • YOU DIDN'T LIKE THAT SO MUCH.

  • NO CLAPPING THERE.

  • >> Stephen: THE DANGER IS IDENTIFYING YOURSELF WITH THE

  • PERSON IN POWER BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO DISAPPOINT YOU.

  • >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.

  • I DON'T KNOW, I WISH PEOPLE WOULD SHOW UP AND DO-- DO-- DO

  • SOMETHING.

  • IT'S BORING TO VOTE.

  • IT'S REALLY BORING.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • THEY HAVE THE BAKE SALES AND EVERYTHING.

  • >> BUT YOU HAVE TO STAND IN LINE AND STUFF.

  • PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO DO IT, AND IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE-- HERE'S

  • THE WAY I LOOK AT IT-- PEOPLE THAT DON'T DNT VOTE, RIGHT.

  • THEY SAID, "I DIDN'T WANT TO."

  • THAT'S THEIR THING.

  • "I DIDN'T LIKE HILLARY."

  • THEY DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO GIVE HIM AN OPPOSITE CONGRESS.

  • THEY DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR THAT.

  • THEY DIDN'T WANT TO.

  • VOTING ISN'T SOMETHING YOU DO BECAUSE UP TO THE.

  • YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT LIKE WHAT DO I WANT.

  • HOW I DO FEEL?

  • YOU SAY, "WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T.

  • WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I DO?" THAT'S CALLED BEING AN ADULT.

  • "WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

  • WHAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY HERE?

  • WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME?" ( APPLAUSE )

  • AN ELECTION IS BIGGER THAN YOUR LITTLE TASTE-- NO, IT'S A MUCH

  • BIGGER DEAL THAN THAT.

  • THE WHOLE THING IS GOING TO CAVE IF NEWER NOT CAREFUL.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • >> BUT IN ONE YEAR, THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO GIVE HIM SOME PEOPLE

  • TO CONTEND WITH.

  • >> Stephen: MAYBE SO, MAYBE SO, ONE YEAR FROM NOW.

  • DO YOU VOTE?

  • >> YES, SURE.

  • >> Stephen: ME, TOO, ME, TOO.

  • WELL, LISTEN.

  • >> DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.

  • >> WELL, LULUIS.

  • REMEMBER HOW GREAT THIS STARTED AND THEN IT WENT...

  • >> Stephen: NO, IT'S JUST AS GOOD.

  • IT'S JUST AS GOOD.

  • HIS NEW STAND-UP SPECIAL, "2017," IS ON NETFLIX NOW!

  • LOUIS C.K., EVERYBODY!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ERNIE JOHNSON, JR.

HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED LOUIS C.K.

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