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- He is the first president in modern history
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to have zero political or military experience
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and he has no interest in helping
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the disenfranchised, i-i-i-i-it's--
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- Raph, how do you feel about this?
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You must be more concerned than all of us.
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- Yeah, that's a really good question.
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- Well, I mean, obviously I have cause for concern, right?
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But my parents saw a lot worse, so I still have hope.
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That is such a positive outlook,
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but all I feel is outrage, y'know.
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How can we expect to progress as a nation
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if this is how we're treating our poor?
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(noises of disgust)
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- Riiight, but, I mean,
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I'm not poor.
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(exclamations)
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(overlapping denials)
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- My god, that was so rude.
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- That's, that's okay.
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- We know we're all rich in our own way.
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(murmurs of agreement)
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- Rich in love.
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- No. - Rich blood.
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- Rich in stamps.
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- Nope, see, no, I'm not poor.
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Just because I'm black doesn't mean I'm poor.
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(exclamations of agreement)
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(overlapping denials)
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- I'm not racist.
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- Seriously, if anyone's poor, it's me.
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- Exactly, same, same, y'know,
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we're not here to judge.
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(exclamations of agreement)
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- Uh, pizza's here.
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(exclamations of agreement).
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- I'm so hungry.
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- How do you guys wanna pay for this?
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- Split it four ways?
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- Oh yeah, totally.
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- No, there's five of us, so five ways.
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(murmurs of pity)
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- We know you'd pay if you could, Raph.
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No need.
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- Seriously dude, save that.
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Like, get a phone card to call home or whatever.
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- Keep the change.
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- We work the same job!
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I can't talk to you guys, anymore.
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Hey, Trapp?
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- Hmm, oh I'm sorry.
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I only have a dollar, if that's okay?
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God bless.
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- What is wrong with all of you?
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I'm black, not poor.
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I have a 401k.
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- Geeze, how slow is that internet?
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- They only have dial-up?
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- Is it just like how your neighborhood works?
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- I live a block away from you.
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- Crazy to think how different things can be
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just a block away.
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I think we'll find that gentrification
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is a bigger problem than any of us ever realize.
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- Tell me more.
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- Gentrification is how these affluent people
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are coming in and they're pushing these poorer people
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out of the neighborhood.
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Just because they think it's kind of cool--
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(blurring of voices, in a dreamlike manner)
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from these people, these families, you know,
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it's no longer, I mean that's the thing
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it's families, affluent people, pushing these poorer people
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pushed out of their homes, neighborhoods,
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- Cheer up, friend.
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Things are gonna turn around.
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- I'm not poor!
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- We can all see your toes sticking out of your shoes, dude.
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- These are sandals.
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Act like you've never seen sandals before.
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How did you even get in here?
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- I found this keycard.
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- Hey, hey, heeey!
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We don't have to look at that.
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- Forget this, man.
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I'm going home.
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(noises of pity)
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This hobo bindle is a very expensive item
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at Urban Outfitters.
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- Hey man, can you lend me a hundred bucks?
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- I'm queer, not rich.
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(staccato, string music)
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- Thought I was dead, didn't ya?
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Mike Trapp sure thought I was.
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I'm now heading right for him.
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In a matter of minutes, I will be,
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c'mon, really, really?
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This traffic is, ugh, it's like not even rush hour
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and I'm, ugh, I have a thing to do and I want it,
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it would be so--
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(honking horn)
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Uhhuh.
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You whaaat?
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You didn't.
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I'da did the same thing.