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  • >> James: WELCOME BACK.

  • NOW ARE THEY NEW GLASSES?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, THEY'RE FROM MY DOCTOR.

  • >> James: ARE THEY REALLY?

  • >> Reggie: NO, I WISH, BUT NO, HE'S NOT THAT COOL.

  • >> James: IMAGINE IF HE DID GIVE YOU THOSE.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, HE'S LIKE YOU'LL NEED THESE.

  • >> James: YOU SORT OF LOOK LIKE HALF MAN HALF BUG.

  • >> Reggie: YES IF YOU DO, THIS IT'S REALLY SUPERTRIPY.

  • >> James: WELL, LESSON, THE OTHER DAY I POSTED THIS PHOTO ON

  • LINE JUST AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS ME AND LADY GAGA, TO SCALE, TO

  • SCALE.

  • AND SHE'S CRYING AND I'M IN MY UNDERWEAR.

  • JUST A REGULAR TUESDAY FOR JAMES AND GAGA.

  • HERE IS THE THE THING.

  • HI SOME TROUBLE COMING UP WITH THE CAPTION.

  • BUT SO WE POSTED THIS ONLINE.

  • AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, THE RESPONSE, IT HAS TAKEN US ALL BY

  • SURPRISE.

  • IT, LIKE, IT, I THINK, I THINK THE FINAL-- I THINK THE FINAL

  • NUMBER WAS WE HAD, I THINK WE HAVE 703 BILLION RESPONSES.

  • YEAH, YEAH IS.

  • I MEAN, WHICH IN ANY OTHER WEEK WOULD HAVE BEEN A RECORD EXCEPT

  • FOR LAST WEEK, I THINK IT WAS MORE.

  • BUT WE ACTUALLY, WE GOT, WE ACTUALLY GOT A REMEMBER

  • FROM-- WE GOT A LETTER FROM TIME WARNER, FOR YOU KNOW, INTERNET,

  • THEY ARE INTERNET, FROM THEIRS AND THEY WROTE PERSONALLY TO ME

  • AND IT JUST SAID GUYS, WE LOVE IT.

  • WE LOVE IT, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT A BREAK.

  • BECAUSE IT'S TOO MUCH.

  • THEY SAID THEY CAN'T-- THEY CAN'T HANDLE JUST THE VOLUME

  • OF-- YOU KNOW, THE RAIN DELAY?

  • YOU KNOW THE RAIN DELAY AT THE CUBS GAME LAST NIGHT?

  • NO, THAT WASN'T REGULAR RAIN, THAT WAS CAUSED BY A MASSIVE,

  • LIKE T WAS THE INTER-- THE INTERNET FREQUENT SEE OF SO MANY

  • PEOPLE SENDING IN CAPTIONS, IT CAUSED CLOUDS TO RAIN.

  • (APPLAUSE) AND JOE MADDON, THE CUBS

  • MANAGER, HE SAID, WELL, YEAH, AS SOON AS YOU SAW HIM TALKING TO

  • THE PLAYERS DURING THE RAIN DELAY, IF YOU WATCH IT BACK YOU

  • CAN SEE HIM LIP READ, GUYS, WE HAVE GOT TO WRAP THIS UP BECAUSE

  • YOU'VE ALL GOT LATE LATE CAPTIONS TO GET IN.

  • AND THAT WAS IT THEY JUST WENT-- AMAZING.

  • >> Reggie: INCREDIBLE.

  • >> James: WE'RE GOING TO SHARE SOME OF THESE FAVORITES WITH YOU

  • RIGHT NOW.

  • THIS IS LATE LATE CAPTIONS.

  • >> Reggie: LATE LATE CAPTIONS.

  • >> James: OKAY.

  • THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM@LLNIKLL ON INSTAGRAM WHO WRITES, PRETTY

  • MUCH HOW MY PROM NIGHT ENDED.

  • IF YOUR PROM NIGHTS END WITH LADY GAGA, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

  • THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM@CARLOS BATIKHA WHO ON INSTAGRAM WROTE

  • WHEN GAGA CRIME CRIES BECAUSE SHE SAW YOUR LITTLE MONSTER.

  • (APPLAUSE).

  • >> James: THANKS, DAD.

  • I WOULD NEVER REFER TO MY MANHOOD AS A LITTLE MONSTER.

  • CUZ I CALL IT SPANKENSTEIN.

  • THIS NEXT ONE IS FROM@ANNIE LCOZAK ON TWITTER WHO WROTE THAT

  • FEELING WHEN YOUR UNCLE GETS TOO DRUNK ON THANKSGIVING.

  • I LOVE THAT.

  • I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT FEELING IS LIKE BECAUSE I'M

  • BRITISH.

  • WE DON'T HAVE THANKSGIVING.

  • AND MY UNCLE, IN FACT, UNCLES ARE DRUNK ALL YEAR ROUND.

  • THIS NEXT ONE CAME FROM@CHASECASANOVA ON

  • INTRA-- INSTAGRAM WITHOUT WROTE TRAGIC MIKE.

  • YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

  • IT'S A TRAGEDY.

  • IT IS, IT IS A TRAGEDY.

  • THAT THEY CAST CHANNING TATUM IN THAT MOVIE INSTEAD OF ME.

  • THIS NEXT ONE COMES FROM@GISTELNIYK ON INSTAGRAM.

  • THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES WE'VE EVER HAD.

  • TRUE CAPTION, WROTE, HELLO, I LOVE PAUL SIMON.

  • BYE.

  • MOVING ON,@SYDNEYYASMINE GAVE US THIS CAPTION.

  • WHEN LADY GAGA DOES A BETTER MONOLOGUE IN TWO MINUTES THAN

  • YOU'VE DONE IN TWO YEARS.

  • REALLY.

  • REALLY, SYDNEY YASMINE.

  • I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS SHOW HAS ONLY BEEN ON FOR A YEAR

  • AND A HALF SO-- WHO IS EMBARRASSED NOW.

  • AND FINALLY, OF ALL THE CAPTIONS, OF ALL OF THE MILLIONS

  • OF CAPTIONS WE RECEIVED, THIS CAME, THIS GEM.

  • SO WE PUT IT OUT AND WE SAY PLEASE, PLEASE CAPTION THIS

  • PHOTO.

  • AND THIS CAME FROM INSTAGRAM USER@OMAR UNDERSCORE KM WHO

  • REALLY NAILED IT, AND THEY JUST WROTE, CAPTION.

  • (LAUGHTER) I THAT WAS LATE LATE CAPTIONS,

  • THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED.

>> James: WELCOME BACK.

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