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  • Oh man... That was the scariest zombie movie ever.

  • Do you think that could acctually happen?

  • Guys...

  • What's that?

  • It's happening!!!

  • Ahhhh!!!!!

  • -Nice. Oh man, we'll never run out of ideas. -No.

  • Guys.

  • We should go on a creative retreat.

  • Camping somewhere,you know, no internet, no cellphone. Just us out there brainstorming ideas.

  • That's a good idea. I'm out of ideas.

  • Me, too.

  • Yeah.

  • And we can take the crosstrek, and the kayak I got last month.

  • Finally I get to use that thing.

  • So you gonna take it?

  • I'll pass.

  • What if you run into a bear? I'm terrified of bears...

  • Why?

  • -Happy birthday! -Ahhh!!!

  • Christine, it was just me.

  • Sorry, I was terrified of bears.

  • Why?

  • Urrrrgh!!

  • Look, you made her cry. Stop it.

  • Oh com'on. It's not like she's gonna be scarred for life.

  • I don't know.

  • You're not gonna to go camping with us because you're afraid of bears?

  • Weaksauce

  • One day you're gonna be terrified of something. And I won't have any sympathy for you.

  • Hey Wes.

  • Christine! I'm so scared you have to help!

  • You're what? You're scared?

  • Hun?

  • I can't hear you.

  • You're brea..you're breaking off.

  • Alright, we can make it there on one tank so...

  • I think we'll get to the camp site in about 3 hours cause we don't have to stop for gas.

  • Hey guys, I'm so sorry.

  • I forgot I signed up for a class tonight.

  • So I can't make it on the trip.

  • What class?

  • Umm...

  • David is taking a pole dancing class.

  • What a dork.

  • I acctually think that's kind of hot.

  • One of my ex-boyfriends was a pole dancer.

  • What the heck?

  • Guys... Why does Chris have a book about pole dancing?

  • Alright, here we are guys.

  • O.k. Ted, you go build the tents. Wes, you go find some firewood.

  • I make the food.

  • Ted, there's instructions.

  • Damn...

  • What's that?

  • It's happening!!!

  • Ahhhhh!!!!!

  • Hey Chris.

  • You see these berries?

  • They look like blue berries but they're actually very poisonous.

  • So you gotta be careful, okay?

  • You should NEVER eat them.

  • Son, are you listening?

  • Firewood...

  • Where are they?

  • Stupid branch!

  • Christine!

  • Can you text me the address where the guys are camping at?

  • I left the book in the car and I need to get it.

  • -What book? -A pole...

  • Umm..this is not important.

  • Where are they?

  • Oh! Blueberries.

  • Oh, no.

  • It's not blueberries.

  • I'll come back for you later.

  • Urrgh...

  • This is a log... ...My elbow

  • Hey, is that Ted?

  • Urrgghhh.....

  • Ahhh...O.k.! Somone call for help! Someone call for help!

  • Christine! I'm so scared you have to help!

  • !@#$%^&*

  • You're scared?

  • What does it want?

  • I can't hear you.

  • You're brea..you're break off.

  • Let's close the roof! Close the roof!

  • Oh my god! We're gonna die! We're gonna di...

  • Now there is an idea. We should make that into a short, ha ha..

  • So chris, can you show us the "pole dancing"?

  • Do you think he needs to go to the hospital?

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