Look how helpless he is...

Can't even change his own diaper.

Well... can't... or won't?

Diapers are all about power dynamics.

I poop, they wipe, bam!

I'm the boss.

We babies are having a crisis.

Babies aren't getting as much love we used to.

Behold our mortal enemy, puppies!

- Awww! - No!

That's exactly the problem!

Have you learned anything?

A, B, C, D.

- What the..? - It's him!

Meet your new brother.

But this baby has other plans.

We babies are having a crisis.

Babies aren't getting as much love we used to.

Behold our mortal enemy, puppies!

- Awww! - No!

That's exactly the problem!

Have you learned anything?

A, B, C, D

No, what have you learned about puppies?

- Yay, puppies! - No, Jimbo!

Puppies are evil..

Stacy! Read back the notes.

I can't read.

What's it say?

Boss! Parents!

Awww... it's like they're having their own little meeting.

Who wants dessert?

This is so humiliating!

You got the right baby for this job.

I know how important this mission is to the company.

Mission?

You can talk!

- Ah! Poop duty. - Ah!

I've gotta deal with the K.I.D.

Who are you?

I'm on a mission.

There's not enough love to go around; my job is to find out why.

Now, get me a double espresso and see if there's someplace around here with some decent sushi; I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

Mom! Dad! The baby can talk!

This is war!

Oh, yeah!

Let go, you little...

Look, the kids are finally getting along.

That's nice.

If I don't succeed with this mission, I would live here forever with you!

Okay, I will help you.

But just to get rid of you.

Deal!

Here comes a choo-choo train.

No, no!

They're watching.

Choo-choo...

Okay.

Choo-choo on that.

How do we get past the guard?

I've never been so humiliated in all my life!

I don't wear nautical!

Putting this thing on!

What have you done to me?

What's all the racket?

Isn't he adorable?

Ohhhhh!

I've got one for you, too!

What?!

Bummer!

DreamWorks, "The Boss Baby".

Put that cookie down.

Cookies are for closers.

My name is Tim; I had the greatest parents ever.

- Rise and shine! - It's take-your-kid-to-work day!

Really?

It was just the three of us; the Templetons.

Life was perfect. until that one fateful day...

Tim! Look who's here!

Meet your new baby brother.

He's taking over the whole house!

Look at him; he wears a suit!

He's like a little man.

He carries a briefcase!

Does no one else think that's... oh, I don't know, a little freaky?

Well, you carried Lam-Lam around until you were like...

This is not about Lam-Lam!

Trust me, one day, you are gonna love him with all of your heart.

Never!

Oh, the usual procedures, sleep deprivation, hunger strikes; they're very disoriented.

But I think the kid might be onto me.

Heads-up, baby!

- Ah! Poop duty! - Ah!

I've got to deal with the K.I.D.

You can talk!

Uh... goo-goo, ga-ga.

No! You can really talk!

Fine. I can talk.

Now, let's see if you can listen.

Get me a double espresso and see if there's someplace around here with some decent sushi; I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now.

Get yourself a little something

Who are you?

Let's just say, I'm the boss.

Just wait till mom and dad find out about this.

Power nap!

Uh... you were saying?