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  • [mechanical breathing with music playing]

  • Fode Voiceover: And they're headed for the finish line.

  • The dust is too thick, I can't make out who it is. Wait...

  • Who is it? It's...

  • It's... Ani!

  • Voiceover crowd: [chanting] Ani! Ani! [mechanical breathing with music playing]

  • [mechanical breathing, music ends]

  • Excuse me?

  • Lord Vader.

  • Ani: Please, please call me...

  • Ani!

  • [audience laughs/cheers] [applause]

  • How you doin'?

  • Fine.

  • How are you?

  • Oh, pretty good, can't complain.

  • Just looking out into space, you know?

  • Thinking about the good old days

  • That's the thing about the good old days.

  • You never know you're in 'em, till they're gone.

  • So, what's up?

  • Your meeting with the Imperial Officers...

  • Oh no, I got plenty of time before the-

  • Oh cripes! I'm late!

  • [Song: Ani]

  • ♪ (There!) There he is. ♪

  • He isn't like you or me. ♪

  • He's a man. (Huh!) ♪

  • Just a man. (Huh!) ♪

  • And he's better than you've ever seen. ♪

  • [indistinct muttering]

  • ♪ (He!) He's a hero ♪ [indistinct muttering]

  • [indistinct muttering]

  • The captain of the team. ♪ [indistinct muttering]

  • Tarkin: Oh! Motti: Oh my goodness! ♪ He is something so incredible. ♪

  • Tarkin: Oh, watch where you're going! Motti: Oh no! ♪ He is something so incredible

  • And he's being all he can be. ♪

  • You can look, but you can't touch. ♪ (Oooooooooooooohhh)

  • It is hard to believe. ♪ (Ooooooooohhh)

  • ♪ 'Cause he's here, in the flesh. ♪ (Ooooooooooooooohhh)

  • Finally... ♪

  • Ani! ♪

  • Ani! ♪

  • Ani! ♪

  • Ani! ♪

  • Ani: Hey, look at these guys.

  • You know sometimes I get you guys confused?

  • I'm just kidding, you guys are clones.

  • But hey, if you guys are clones, how'd this one get so ugly?

  • I'm kiddin' again! You're both beautiful.

  • That's the thing, I joke, but I love everybody.

  • Say, do you guys like Star Wars jokes?

  • Stormtrooper 1: Yeah, sure.

  • Ani: Oh great!

  • Well, I don't have too much time; I'm on my way to a meeting,

  • but I'm workin' on a set of Star Wars knock-knock jokes.

  • Like for example, knock-knock.

  • Stormtrooper 1: Who's there?

  • Ani: Yoda.

  • Stormtrooper 1: Yoda who?

  • Ani: Yoda man.

  • [Laughter]

  • Stormtrooper 1: Oh, okay.

  • Ani: You see what I did there?

  • I made it sound like I said 'you're the man.'

  • It's a double meaning!

  • A humorous play on words, and...

  • that's where the comedy comes in.

  • Hey, don't worry about it,

  • sometimes my jokes go over peoples' heads.

  • It makes sense, I'm a big guy, you know?

  • Stormtrooper 1: Yeah...

  • Ani: All right, I'll see you later.

  • Wait! ♫

  • Wait and see. ♫

  • It's better than the movies. ♫

  • Watch him go. ♫

  • Go! ♫

  • Don't you know? ♫ [indistinct muttering]

  • [indistinct muttering]

  • There's more to him than you see. ♫

  • Tarkin: Oh! Oh! Motti: Oh no no no! ♫ There's more to him than you see. ♫

  • Motti: Very bad!

  • Tarkin: Dangerous!

  • Ani: Sorry about that guys.

  • Hey do you guys like Star Wars jokes?

  • Tarkin: I guess.

  • Ani: Oh great! Knock knock. Tarkin: Who's there?

  • Ani: R2D. Motti: R2D who?

  • Ani: No R2-D2! Gotcha! Motti: Oh...

  • Ani: I'll see you later.

  • Rock! ♫

  • Rock and roll! ♫

  • He's the one that no one can control. ♫

  • Oh no. ♫

  • No! ♫

  • Let him go. ♫

  • How does he do it? No one knows! ♫

  • You can look, but you can't touch

  • It is hard to believe

  • ♫ 'Cause he's here, in the flesh

  • Finally! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • Ani! Won't you realize we're all rooting for you? (Ani!) ♫

  • Ani! We can't wait any more I think we're ready to GO! ♫

  • ♫ I think we're ready to go...YEAH! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • Ani! ♫

  • ♫ I think we're ready now... ♫

  • ♫ I think we're ready to GO! ♫

  • [Cheering, applause]

  • Music playing

  • Motti: All right, Tarkin, I say we just start without him.

  • Lord Vader is 25 minutes late already.

  • Hmm. I suppose you're right.

  • Motti: Yes.

  • Now, gentlemen. Today is a monumental day.

  • As the Moff in charge of the program,

  • I would like to extend my congratulations

  • to each and every one of you

  • on the completion of this fully operational battle station.

  • Motti: Put her there, old boy.

  • Now of course there are still a few kinks to work out,

  • and we all know that we need to just settle on a name for this thing.

  • God knows we can't just keep calling it the Death Star.

  • Motti: No. [Laughter]

  • Officer 2: Yes, it is a bit macabre.

  • Tarkin: I agree.

  • I do agree with you. [Laughter]

  • It's also not a very family friendly name, either.

  • Veers: Why, do you mean?

  • Tarkin: Yes I do. You all know what I'm hinting at.

  • I'll be finishing up with the safety inspector momentarily

  • and they're finally going to be giving me clearance

  • to bring your wives and children aboard!

  • [pleasant chatter]

  • Motti: Congratulations, old boy.

  • There is a lot to celebrate

  • and I do think you all deserve a big pat on the back.

  • Motti: Well thank you, and there's one for you. Ha ha ha.

  • Now, I need to go sign a few last release forms,

  • and I'll be back with you shortly.

  • Gentlemen.

  • And, friends, I'd like to add,

  • seeing as how a certain someone isn't here,

  • I don't think any of us deserve to be choked, eh? Ha ha.

  • Yes. I have always wondered,

  • besides standing in the corner like this and choking us,

  • what does Lord Vader actually do?

  • I honestly couldn't tell you.

  • Well, I'll tell you one thing.

  • He's not the personnel supervisor like he keeps saying. That's me.

  • He...he simply doesn't belong in these meetings.

  • He never offers any ideas, nor is he qualified to.

  • Yes, and then there's that thing about his religion.

  • Ooh, you can't talk about that.

  • Veers: Oh...noooo [Laughter]

  • Even so, it is curious, isn't it?

  • It has something to do with...with...with

  • Kyber crystals, is that right?

  • It's not very Christian.

  • No...no.

  • [Laughter]

  • At any rate, we should all just be glad that he is not here now, so...

  • Ani: Hi, you guys. I'm here.

  • Motti: Oh.

  • Ani: Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up doing, uh,...

  • [Exhausted sigh]

  • Work, you know? These personnel aren't gonna just supervise themselves, am I right?

  • You know you guys can just call me Darth Later. [Ba dum tss]

  • [Laughter]

  • Alright, time for a meeting.

  • Gonna talk about some important stuff.

  • I like that. I like that a lot.