an uninvited guest?

Why did you wear sweatpants

the day she wore that dress?

You put a book on it.

Your woodie wouldn't quit.

Think of disgusting things,

and don't encourage it.

And then it starts to ache.

Zipper's about to break!

You're using every trick to try to train your trouser snake.

Listen and listen good.

Don't cover up your wood.

A woody never should

ever have to be caged or blocked.

Unlock your jock.

Just let it pop

Like a jack in a box!

Show 'em that your willy works!

A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt!

Make 'em scream

OH!

MY!

GOD!

as you shock 'em with your lightning rod!

Baby, let you mojo rise!

It doesn't matter what the size!

You don't have to feel

ashamed!

Like Miley, it just can't

be

tamed!

Boing, boing, boing.

Even bigger than a

boeing, boeing, boeing!

Sometimes, it can be annoying, -noying -noying,

But, now you confidence is gro-oh-wing!

Put your package on

display!

Even if they scream and run

away!

You're the jockey of your one

eyed

horse!

I'm talking 'bout your dong

of

course!

Someday, when you're old

and bored,

You'll wish that you had shown

it more!

It's the reason that the world

was

born!

Every girl believes in u-ni-corns!

Doing, ding, dong.

Someday, random chubbys will

be

gone!

Doing, ding, dong.

'Can't believe I wrote a whole

schlong

song!

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*nurse tries to put fireworks out*

You can't put it out.

It's never goin' out.

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