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  • Good morning!

  • I have no idea what my hair is about.

  • Is this not the greatest sight you have ever seen?

  • It's the greatest sight I have ever seen right now.

  • Look at this!

  • It's so good!

  • What up, what up?!

  • I’m Chad Wild Clay.

  • And you know, I haven’t roasted any YouTubers in a while so I think it's about time we get

  • back to that.

  • I always wait for your comments down below to tell me who I should roast next...

  • Whoa!

  • Here they come!

  • Speaking of comments, I want you to take three seconds right now and go down underneath this

  • video and hit that bell symbol right next to the subscribe button.

  • Because that will get you here early, then I'm gonna hang out with you guys in the comment

  • section.

  • I hang out for one hour after every upload.

  • So turn that bell on, get here quick, and come chat with me down below.

  • OK now, who are all these comments here?

  • Dan...tdm (misprounounce).

  • DanTDM, Dantdm...

  • Oh, Dan TDM yeah yeah that guy!

  • Yeah him.

  • Let's just go ahead and go check him out here.

  • Oh yeah, this guy.

  • The guy in his twenties who plays games and dyes his hair.

  • Pewdie-septi-plier-TDM I think is his nickname.

  • Just kidding.

  • I know it’s DanTDM, the guy with….whoa!

  • 14M subscribers?!

  • How have I never heard of this guy before (covers mouth)...I mean he’s one of my favorite

  • YouTubers of all time!

  • I mean I love his videos aboutminecraft!

  • Yeah yeah he makes lots of minecraft videos yeah.

  • I know this guy super well!

  • I know he’s from England.

  • He has a graphic novel.

  • And I know that the TDM stands for….

  • The Dancing Minecraft

  • I mean, I’m such an expert at DanTDM it wouldn’t be fair if I roasted him all by

  • myself.

  • So I should go ask you guys what you think.

  • I'm gonna go jump on Twitter right now.

  • You all keep telling me to roast DanTDM so I need your help.

  • Alright let's see what your guy's tweets are telling me.

  • He has a minecraft tattoo.

  • No way, he got a minecraft tattoo?

  • OK.

  • Let’s a take a look.

  • Here’s a video called I got a new tattoo.

  • Let's check this out.

  • OK we just arrived at the tattoo shop.

  • I'm just about to get it done.

  • Alright, you guys ready?

  • Well here it is!

  • Aw yeah!

  • Oh Dan.

  • Does he realize tattoos are forever?

  • OK guys, take it from me, from personal experience, you have to be very careful when getting a

  • tattoo because you might get something that you end up changing your mind on.

  • I mean take a look at my tattoo.

  • I was really sad when a month ago Vine announced they were shutting down their website.

  • And then I got my other tattoo.

  • Most of you guys might not even remember this website.

  • It used to be bigger than YouTube and Facebook.

  • Not a good idea Chad.

  • Not a good idea.

  • Anyway back to your guy's tweets here.

  • He spends more time with his pugs than his own wife.

  • Oooh, I'm kidding, I'm sure that's not true.

  • OK way to change your mind there.

  • Dan, if I had a dollar every time you dyed your hair I’d be a millionaire

  • Ohhhh!

  • Wait Just kidding, I love dantdm

  • Huh, that was a joke too?

  • Here we go, here we go.

  • He hangs out with a villager because nobody wants to hang out with him.

  • NOt even his wife.

  • His only friend is a person inside Minecraft!

  • I’m joking btw I love your content dan!

  • What is up with you guys?

  • Are they afraid Dan is going to get mad and come after you and do something bad?

  • Dan, Minecraft is dead, so is he.

  • JK he’s so cool!

  • See what I mean!

  • Why are you all so afraid to make fun of Dan?

  • Is he part of some secret evil group?

  • Or evil organization?

  • wait a secondhe's part of the illuminati!

  • He is part of the pug illuminati

  • The illuminati is the secret organization that uses the symbol a pyramid with an eye

  • on top because they spy on everybody.

  • And their plan is to take over the world.

  • And I heard rumours that the illuminati are the ones who created minecraft.

  • And Dan is one the most popular Minecraft players!

  • Look when I search YouTube for Minecract illuminati I get 580,000 results!

  • -Minecraft is illuminati -Minecraft the illuminati

  • -Break Minecraft illuminati confirmed

  • OMG is Dan spying on me right now?

  • I need to get out of here.

  • Oh, gotta turn it on first.

  • There we go.

  • Dan!

  • Ahh!

  • Dang it!

  • Dan keeps finding me!

  • OK gotta activate my invisibility shirt.

  • What I gotta do is press C-H-A-D Haha there we go.

  • He'll never see me!

  • Wait...he can still see my face and stuff.

  • OK.

  • I need a better idea.

  • This isn't working!

  • Dan and the illuminati are following me everywhere.

  • They're keeping an eye on me no matter where I go

  • I know what I'm gonna have to do

  • I’m going to have to roast Dan

  • But I’m going to have to be careful...because I don’t want him and the illlumati coming

  • after me.

  • How can I roast him without making him and the illuminati mad?

  • I’ve got it!

  • Let's go!

  • OK guys, I’ve setup the camera so that when DanTDM is watching he's gonna be up in this top

  • left corner.

  • So I have to be very careful when he's watching to not say anything bad about him because

  • of the illuminati and all, OK?

  • Let's go!

  • DanTDM

  • is not a comedian

  • I never laugh when he plays Minecraft at tedium

  • Youre a funny guy

  • I laugh so hard I cry

  • I always laugh when you play Minecraft.

  • I never lie.

  • Every video - he’s digging

  • It’s a kiddie show - I’m cringing

  • Has he thought about just quitting?

  • What am I talking about...

  • Just Kidding

  • Dan you are the man and youre living in England

  • I’m a fan of your channel and graphic novel it’s not awful

  • Please believe me I don’t want the illuminati

  • to beat me in my sleep

  • cuz our healthcare over here, it’s not free

  • Whew, that was a close one.

  • I was afraid he might have heard me say something bad.

  • Alright!

  • Now that he’s gone I can finally spit the truth

  • Dan’s the kind of dude that would dye his hair blue

  • He thought it was cool but he looks like a foo

  • Football player in really good shape.

  • You must work out cuz you look really great!

  • I like girls, but it’s OK

  • if Dan wants to come out that he’s ga….

  • gaining subscribers so crazy fast son did I mention youre crazy handsome?

  • I’m straight, so he’s out of luck

  • DanTDM I think you suc

  • succeed at everything you do.

  • If I was girl I’d like to marry you.

  • But I’m a guy, ladies love my swag

  • Dan is the one who is a fa….

  • famous person, really super famous

  • If I were an astronaut I’d love Uranus

  • Oh whoops, I meant to say Venus

  • Trust me I do not like p

  • Piano solos!

  • Well, like I said, I do not like piano solos

  • So why would I play a piano solo right now?

  • You guys are so silly!

  • Dan!

  • Yeah!

  • I totally roasted Dan.

  • And he doesn't even know it because every time he was looking I said nice things.