Name: Jon Stewart Reads Trump's Next Batch Of Executive Orders
Uploaded: 2017-02-04T04:01:08.000Z
Duration: 9 min 57 s
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>> Stephen: JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU

GUYS GET YOUR NEWS OUT THERE, BUT I LOVE-- I LOVE THE "USA

I GET HOME DELIVERY OF THE "USA TODAY" BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL

HE'S PULLED OUT OF TRADE DEALS, APPROVED THE BORDER WALL,

I JUST GOT TO IMAGINE, THOUGH, AFTER 10 DAYS AND 20 ORDERS,

THERE CAN'T BE ANY MORE OF THESE EXECUTIVE ORDERS.

>> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JON STEWART.

JON, I HAVE TO SAY -- >> THANK YOU SO MUCH!

>> Stephen: JON, I HAVE TO SAY-- I-- I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.

IS THIS-- IS THIS-- IS THIS YOUR DONALD TRUMP IMPRESSION?

>> I THOUGHT THIS IS HOW MEN DRESSED NOW.

I THOUGHT THIS IS-- THE PRESIDENT SETS MEN'S FASHION.

AND I SAW THE INAUGURATION-- SUPER-LONG TIE, DEAD ANIMAL ON

>> Stephen: WELL, JON, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW IT'S ALWAYS A

IS... IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU, JON?

YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP, EXECUTIVE ORDERS.

>> I'VE GOT -- >> Stephen: YOU HAVE TRUMP'S

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WILL THE PILE--

>> Stephen: I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THEM BEFORE.

>> Stephen: THAT YOU'RE NO LONGER ON CABLE.

>> Stephen: THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS RIGHT HERE--

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: JON, IS THIS-- IS

THIS ONE OF THE RESCUE ANIMALS FROM THE FARM?

>> I REALLY THOUGHT FOR A SECOND HE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN.

NUMBER ONE-- PEOPLE, THIS NATION IS IN CRISIS.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, PLEASE, EXECUTIVE ORDER NUMBER ONE.

EXECUTIVE ORDER NUMBER ONE: "BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME BY

JONAH JAMESON TRUMP, HEREBY DIRECT THAT, TO SECURE OUR

AND WITHOUT HESITATION SEND US THEIR WALL.

>> Stephen: HOW THEN DO WE GET MEXICO TO PAY FOR IT?

WHEN THE WALL ARRIVES AT THE SOUTHERN BORDER, WE SHUT THE

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