Name: My Boyfriend Does My Voice Over ♥
Uploaded: 2017-01-26T14:01:24.000Z
Duration: 11 min 18 s
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Hello everyone it's me, BradWOTO the star of the Pewdiepie channel on Nickelodeon

Uh ooh, there's Sara. Sara Hill's Face Primer

So what you wanna do is take all that makeup off that you just had on your face just then

You know like bikes? You get paint primer for bikes

You also wanna put it on your lips apparently

What this does, is makes your eyes really pop

If you don't use it then no one will be able to see your eyes

Kick Ass, All Is Calm, this goes... This is actually a supplement, it goes in your arse

Uh nope, put it on your face. Not an arse... Well that's up to you

If you wanna put an arse on your face then that's completely between you and a consenting adult

This... I don't know what this is for. This is to make you look like you've got grayscale from Game of Thrones for a bit

And Hydro Power, what that's gonna do is stop the grayscale from drying you out too much

The grayscale's still there... Is it supposed to be still there? I don't know if you've blended that in right we're moving on!

Klairs Illuminating Supple Blemish Cream, SPF40+

This is for if you're 40 years old like Emma is clearly

If you're 40 years old or more, put a fuck ton of that on

Just keep, just fuckin' launch that on, get as much of it on as you can

It's... What you wanna do is use one or two bottles per... per makeup go

Right, now she's magically blended all of that in and hasn't showed you

But she's moving on without letting you catch up

If you can move at this speed as well that would be great so you can keep up with her, look at that

And we're moving on again, I dunno what the last bit was

Creamy Natural Fit Concealer, she's putting that round the eyes again

Really have to make sure the eyes and the chin pop. If the eyes and the chin don't pop, nothing pops!

That's what we say here at emmapickles.com/eyepops

Now what you wanna do is use this to communicate, no what you wanna do is literally turn into an alien

For a little while there, you looked like a little anime alien ahhh kawaii desu-chan

She hasn't blended them in again, she's left a lot of the dots on

She's really doing a half arsed job here. emmapickles.com half arse it all the way to beauty

Uhhh, she's not showing us what they are anymore, she's just putting stuff on

This is to make your cheeks pop. If your cheeks don't pop, nothings popping!

Uh.... Dunno what this does, this makes you pretend like you have bones in your cheeks

And this one is to make sure... Look at that bit of hair, does that annoy you? That annoyed me

What's this then, that one had stuff in it or have you used it, I don't understand what's happening anymore

Is this... What would normally be happening in this video? How long is this?

We're only 3 minutes in, it's 11 minutes long and I couldn't tell you one single thing about what's happening

Like if I had to actually explain what you needed me to explain, which is what I think you're asking me to do

I can't. I have no idea how you're doing it, or what the purpose of each of these things is

Basically you've said, here's an... Look at this! Wow!

And then you start putting it on your face and everything changes

And then you move onto the next thing, wow!

You got a cut on your finger there? I wanna go back and see that, can we go back and zoom in on that?

Don't get makeup in the cut. It will get infected and then you won't be able to put any makeup on for a few days

My face is shinier everyone, look at that

Do you want shine? If you don't shine, you don't pop. And what do we say at Emma Pickles? Popping is everything

Now we're in close,  as if we, like, didn't need this before... I don't know why we're in closer

B: Like, the whole... it's the same face E: It's the details! B: What? We're doing detailing work now are we?

It IS like a bike. You know when they do bikes up and they put paint primer on it?

B: Decals! E: You should probably explain that you worked in a car shop

Well it probably doesn't sound like I do with my severe lack of knowledge

Now what you wanna do here is make yourself look as much like Cara Delevigne in one second as you can

E: What?! B: And then... Well you went from no eyebrows to the thickest eyebrows I've ever seen

B: Now, you... E: They're slender B: You've added another same colour thing

Here's what you've done, you've added five of the same colour over eachother

It's just they're different types of shine

Vacay, thought that said vajay, um, alright

Now it's glittery, here we go this is the shit

B: It just keeps coming back to it E: They're different colours!

I mean, I don't know how you explain this do you ever need to explain? What would you be saying at this point

Why are you explaining it, it's just... It's obvious what you're doing, you're pointing at a thing and you put it on your face

B: Put it on your face E: This is through the socket though

Yeah but, I can work.. I mean, I don't... Yeah but do you need to tell people that?

Look, Espresso, point that this, put it on your face in this place

E: I wouldn't have a video if I didn't tell people that B: Well why can't they work it out?

You point... I worked it out, point at this espresso coloured thing

Put it on your face in this place above the eyeball

E: Did you just put me out of a job? B: Yeah, all of you, all of you just went out of a job

You don't need... It's obvious what's happening, I mean I suppose some level of it comes down to skill

And how well you can do it to yourself, if I actually tried this it wouldn't look like that

But, I understand the concept of 'point at On Fire', 'place On Fire'... You've mixed so many colours here

B: How is this not just a smudgey brown mess like you do with paint E: Thank you!

How do you just... You know when you get three different colours of paint

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My Boyfriend Does My Voice Over ♥

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