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  • Yo, stop watching immediately and go grab your parents.

  • And watch it with them, because they're gonna like this video.

  • Welcome everyone to Superwoman.

  • Hello kids and parents, uncle, auntie. How are you?

  • My name is Lilly and I'm the person your child watches on the Youtube.

  • And don't worry, I don't do the shame things, okay.

  • I only teach your children wonderful things.

  • There's nothing to deny.

  • We're just friends.

  • What the eff? Who did that transition?

  • Turn that off.

  • No, that, that wasn't even me. No.

  • That was, that was Mindy Kaling.

  • Now kids claim their parents are full of double standards.

  • Which they are.

  • Huh?

  • But really, kids are equally as annoying.

  • Because kids also have massive double standards.

  • Good.

  • Subscribe.

  • Can we be real for a second? Let's be real.

  • Everything kids complain about regarding their parents, they completely accept when it comes from their best friend.

  • Let's take a look.

  • Oh my god Jessica, check out this abandoned warehouse.

  • I'm gonna shoot that tonight, at midnight.

  • That's cool.

  • Yeah, it's gonna be sick.

  • Huh? Oh, Lilly, that sound very dangerous, okay. I don't want you to go.

  • Mom stop nagging me.

  • God.

  • Dumb head.

  • Whoa, Lilly, are you really gonna post that picture without a filter?

  • That's dangerous for your theme.

  • Oh my god, you're right.

  • Yeah.

  • That was a close one! Thanks girl.

  • You're welcome.

  • Oh, Lilly, I just follow you on Instant-gram.

  • Oh, really?

  • You did?

  • Huh.

  • Hey Jessica, are you not following me on Instagram?

  • I am. Wait. Am I not? That's so weird.

  • Yeah.

  • There.

  • What the bloody. I see you post this picture two minute ago.

  • Working out in my Calvins.

  • Mm-Hmm.

  • Who the bloody hell is Calvin?

  • Mom, can't you see I'm busy?

  • Oy, do you want to get slapped in your Calvin?

  • Mom, I have so much work to do.

  • Uh-Huh.

  • How about paying rent in your Calvin?

  • Leave me alone. You're gonna make me fail.

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Hey, Lil.

  • Hey, I'm a bit busy. I have a massive project due tomorrow. I haven't even started.

  • Oh. Well, I just fought with Derek.

  • Tell me everything.

  • He said he doesn't like that my hair and eyebrows don't match.

  • Uh huh.

  • Thanks for the shirt, mom.

  • No problem.

  • Let me see if it fits.

  • Turn around.

  • Huh? Turn around? I give you bloody birth.

  • Just turn around.

  • Oy. I cleaned your poo poo.

  • Ew, can you just turn around, you perv?

  • Oy, you listen to me okay? I bloody push you through my body.

  • I am not changing in front of you.

  • Huh.

  • Turn around, you turn around.

  • Thanks for the shirt, Jess.

  • Of course.

  • Let me try it on, see if it fits.

  • Girl, your boobs are on point.

  • Aw, thanks girl. You know, my bra's just padded.

  • Feel it, it's so soft.

  • Okay. Oh, that's nice.

  • That's nice.

  • Right?

  • - Honk. - Right? - Oh my god, I am so jealous.

  • But you know what, my butt has grown a little bit, so, that's good.

  • What? Let me see girl, turn around.

  • Okay.

  • Slap it.

  • You know what, dad, I'm sick of you treating me like a kid, okay?

  • Oh, Lilly, watch your attitude, okay?

  • Fine.

  • So annoying.

  • Okay, Jess, can you stop treating me like a kid?

  • Wow, okay. Watch your attitude.

  • Oh my God, you're right. I'm sorry.

  • Yeah.

  • I feel like this one's gonna be just like the first one.

  • See? Kids are annoying.

  • You know, when you're younger, you think your parents don't know anything, and they're stupid, and your friends are everything.

  • But trust me when I say, as you grow older, you'll realize your parents are wonderful, and you should not take them for granted, and you should make time for them.

  • So treat them well.

  • Yo, hope you enjoyed that video.

  • If you did though click the thumbs up. It's free, and it makes me happy.

  • Why wouldn't you wanna do that?

  • Comment below letting me know what other videos you want to see.

  • Watch my last video. It's right over there.

  • My second vlog channel, right over there.

  • Make sure you click subscribe, cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

  • And this little box right over here is for my book. Preorder that ish, How To Be A Boss.

  • One love, Superwoman. That is a wrap, and zoop.

Yo, stop watching immediately and go grab your parents.

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