Name: Cooldog Teaches Typing
Uploaded: 2017-01-17T17:22:56.000Z
Duration: 8 min 42 s
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*Mark starts dancing like a goofy goof he is*

*incredible dance intro intensifies and LOOK AT THOSE MOVES*

Welcome to Cooldog Teaches Typing!  Tipying.. Tip-typing~!

*Mark cringes at the sound of Cooldog's "voice"*

*with disbelief* You..you? You're Cooldog

And you put it in your eyes, too? *sounds painful*

Bumblefuck (#BUMBLEBUTT) is what I was gonna.. type.. *not surprised*

Oh.. Your typing per second will show up here

Do I need to type real words or..? Wa..? I...

AAAHHH *randomly smashes the keyboard buttons*

Is that going up any higher? Oh geez. Oh geez, okay

Oh we'll see how much better you've gotten later

Over to your office. I don't know what.. Oh God, where am I?!

*cringes some more at cooldog's amazing voice*

Look down at your computer to start a lesson

If you want to take a typing break you can go up outside

I feel like I was thrown into a situation that I was not prepared for

I'll get to it in a second, I need to talk to my peeps out there (we love you too, Mark)

Ah. I guess I'm gonna learn typing from Cooldog

I, I got it. Oh God, what happened to my hands?!

Typing can be hard, this is an easy lesson.

Just type what's on the screen and try not to hit any extra keeeys

With your paws, I do that all teh time. Don't worry...

Typing isn't so hard and can actually be.. *Mark messes up the word* I'm sorry..

Let me just smack my hands on the keyboard! Eh...Eh..Uh.. Eh..Agh.. Oouuuiiiiaagghhh *omg cool dogs eyes*

Ok, hang on.. *erases the randomly typed text*  Alright, hang on... I'll just do this.. Woooah

Be.. Whoops, it's all in caps lock.. be really fun once you  *messes up again* ooooh urdurdur you get good at it.

The quick brown fox jumped over the cool dog.  You've maybe heard that one before.

Cool story that fox was actually my roommate in college. Nick soomething. Good movie actor.

I am way too busy teaching and planets and computer files?? Whaa? ..to be in movies. Back to oh to the lesson.

You are dooo ugh doing good, only 155, oh no,  you sack of shit. Ok, so eventually, that'll be correct.

Finishing le oohh lessongs will unlock harder onnnnes. Okay good, good thing I put the the zeros in there

Check your score and see how good you are  at the end of every lesson. Okaaay, we're doone,  you can stop typing nnnow. Cool. Egh

*Mark throws his hands into the air like he's a kid who just won some candy*

That's not baad, but you still goofed z.. OOOOHHHH

I goofed ZERO tiiimes!  Heeeell yeah. *zooming on cam* Heeeell yeah.  *cam starts dancing along the screen* Heeeell yeah!

Well if that isn't the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Another lesson coming right up! This time we focus on the middle homerow of the keyboard

Man, this is going back to my  Mavis Beacon 5th grade days *chuckles*

The middle keys on the.. *messes up* oh fuck.. on the keyboard are called the.. *again* hooah.. the homerow.

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Cooldog Teaches Typing

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