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  • FREEZE FRAME!

  • Oh

  • *puts down drink*

  • oh

  • *Mark starts dancing like a goofy goof he is*

  • *incredible dance intro*

  • *incredible dance intro intensifies and LOOK AT THOSE MOVES*

  • *wait Mark DON'T!!!*

  • UGH

  • OW

  • *you okay there?*

  • ah

  • *exhales*

  • Hey...

  • I'm out of breath now

  • Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier

  • I'm out of breath

  • Welcome to Cooldog Teaches Typing! Tipying.. Tip-typing~!

  • Press any key

  • Boop

  • I'm legitimately out of breath

  • *Mark cringes at the sound of Cooldog's "voice"*

  • Ahh...

  • Oh

  • Start by typing my name, huh?

  • You're Cooldog. You're Cooldog?

  • *with disbelief* You..you? You're Cooldog

  • With the Miranda Sings style lipstick

  • You're Cooldog?

  • And you put it in your eyes, too? *sounds painful*

  • You're Cooldog

  • Seem pretty cool to me

  • Ah.. Bu..

  • *stares confused at the screen*

  • Wha..?

  • I'll just call you student?

  • My name is...

  • Bumblefuck (#BUMBLEBUTT) is what I was gonna.. type.. *not surprised*

  • Oh.. Your typing per second will show up here

  • Do I need to type real words or..? Wa..? I...

  • AAAHHH *randomly smashes the keyboard buttons*

  • agh~ agh~

  • Is that going up any higher? Oh geez. Oh geez, okay

  • I don't think I had any effect on that

  • Oh geez *chuckles*

  • Oh Gooood *laughs*

  • Oh nooo

  • Oh we'll see how much better you've gotten later

  • Ooookaay

  • *still cringing at cooldog's voice*

  • Oh!

  • Over to your office. I don't know what.. Oh God, where am I?!

  • Oh

  • G.. ah..

  • *cringes some more at cooldog's amazing voice*

  • Oh

  • Maybe you'll be... Okay..

  • Look down at your computer to start a lesson

  • Wwwooow!

  • If you want to take a typing break you can go up outside

  • Make yourself at home

  • *uncomfortable*

  • Okay..

  • I feel like I was thrown into a situation that I was not prepared for

  • My typing skills...

  • *gets interrupted by Cooldog*

  • I'll get to it in a second, I need to talk to my peeps out there (we love you too, Mark)

  • So.

  • If you are lost, me too!

  • Ah. I guess I'm gonna learn typing from Cooldog

  • I, I got it. Oh God, what happened to my hands?!

  • Fucking hell!

  • What.. Wa..

  • Typing can be hard, this is an easy lesson.

  • WHAT THE HELL IS THAT KEYBOARD??!

  • Just type what's on the screen and try not to hit any extra keeeys

  • With your paws, I do that all teh time. Don't worry...

  • Typing isn't so hard and can actually be.. *Mark messes up the word* I'm sorry..

  • *retypes the words* eh..eh.ehh

  • Let me just smack my hands on the keyboard! Eh...Eh..Uh.. Eh..Agh.. Oouuuiiiiaagghhh *omg cool dogs eyes*

  • Ok, hang on.. *erases the randomly typed text* Alright, hang on... I'll just do this.. Woooah

  • Be.. Whoops, it's all in caps lock.. be really fun once you *messes up again* ooooh urdurdur you get good at it.

  • The quick brown fox jumped over the cool dog. You've maybe heard that one before.

  • Cool story that fox was actually my roommate in college. Nick soomething. Good movie actor.

  • I am way too busy teaching and planets and computer files?? Whaa? ..to be in movies. Back to oh to the lesson.

  • You are dooo ugh doing good, only 155, oh no, you sack of shit. Ok, so eventually, that'll be correct.

  • Finishing le oohh lessongs will unlock harder onnnnes. Okay good, good thing I put the the zeros in there

  • Check your score and see how good you are at the end of every lesson. Okaaay, we're doone, you can stop typing nnnow. Cool. Egh

  • *Mark throws his hands into the air like he's a kid who just won some candy*

  • That's not baad, but you still goofed z.. OOOOHHHH

  • *well done mark*

  • YEEAAAHHH!

  • I goofed ZERO tiiimes! Heeeell yeah. *zooming on cam* Heeeell yeah. *cam starts dancing along the screen* Heeeell yeah!

  • Home row

  • *disturbing computer noises*

  • Well if that isn't the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life.

  • Another lesson coming right up! This time we focus on the middle homerow of the keyboard

  • Man, this is going back to my Mavis Beacon 5th grade days *chuckles*

  • Try using your back paws! Okay..

  • The middle keys on the.. *messes up* oh fuck.. on the keyboard are called the.. *again* hooah.. the homerow.

  • They are eeeasier to tyep because they are so biiig. Some exampless are A F K.. uh.. K S.. ah.. L and hpflr..fr

  • Words like Batman! are.. ooh.. are impossible.. oh, hi! Oh my God! *zooming on the Batman Cooldog* Hey! Hi!

  • This will be covered in another lesson. Thanks for stayuiing to learn about the normal homerow keyboard

  • Welcome back, puppy! ..boards. At this pace you'll reach yellow-belt typer in no time. Good job.

  • HUUZAAHHH!

  • Woah! Heheeey, alright! *chuckles* Okay! I was pretty fast! It was pretty fast!

  • How about you put those typing skills to the test and help me look some stuff up? Okay..

  • *cringes at the sounds from the game* I feel like I'm gonna hear that in my nightmares tonight *probably*

  • Alright! After that last lesson I had some computer questions to search. Help me go through my notes.

  • Okay.. I don't even know if i should be reading that when he's meh-maing through. (yes, you absolutely should)

  • Human paws are called hands. They have up to 5.. uhhh.. fingers each and 27 bones.

  • Hands are good at holding and and pressing. Some words that hanv hand in them are:

  • HAndy, hAAAndwriting, hAAAndiwork, hAAAndle, hAAAnbag, hAAAndsome, hAAndball.

  • Fingerprints are all different just like the *chuckles* just like buttsmells. AH YESS! GOOD OLD BUTTSMELLS!

  • Hand Moo-moo-movies: Hand, The Hand, Cool Hand Luke, ooh, Edward Scissorhands

  • Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phandom (ayo) Menace

  • A hand riddle "Handsome Handsel Handson... *various error sounds* OOP ooh boy.. handed a handful of haaaa

  • Handlebars.. ah.. handily to handy chandler chandelier" DONE-DIDDLE-DIDDLE-DOO!

  • Here we are! You are now a typing.. I know, I know. Goodbye for now.

  • Wait, whaat?

  • *NO DON'T LEAVE US*

  • Cooldog!

  • COOLDOG! NOOOO!

  • Don't leave me! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • *zooming on cam, Mark is shocked*

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • *Mark screams NOOOOOOOOOOO and OH GOOOOOD and dances like in the intro dance break*

  • UGH..

  • *Mark is trying to breathe normal again* Ugh.

  • I feel like this game is taking a lot out of me

  • So anyway, I guess I'm all done here.

  • We did-done-did learn how to type and THAT was pretty important for everybody

  • and everyone saw how many mistakes I make in my general typing career

  • But either way, I hope you enjoyed that. If you want to learn how to type yourself, go down in the description, learn!

  • And as always, I will see YOU in the next video! BUH-BYE!

  • *outro music and cooldog's crazy eyes*

FREEZE FRAME!

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