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  • - I'm gonna be honest, since I started drinking

  • during the holidays, they've gotten a lot easier.

  • - Aw, a little Grinch.

  • - This looks toxic.

  • - It's fruity smelling.

  • - It smells like Kool-Aid, man.

  • - Sours.

  • - Oh, yes. Ooh.

  • - Ooh. Yes!

  • - Is there even alcohol in this?

  • It just tastes like sugar and regret.

  • - By mistake, I'd probably give this to a toddler.

  • - That would get you through your grandma

  • asking you a million times,

  • "Where's your man, baby?"

  • - If you're having a Christmas party with all your friends,

  • maybe in a garage, maybe there's a beer pong table around,

  • people are drinking these.

  • - Easily five out of five Grinches.

  • - Five out of five Grinches.

  • - [Quincy] Nice.

  • - Okay.

  • - Nice. Nice.

  • - How do you feel about that?

  • - You have to drink it like this.

  • - It looks so happy, and then you taste it,

  • and it's like, mehh.

  • - Would you feel confident ordering these for her?

  • - Yeah, as long as we split the check.

  • - You'd still break her heart?

  • - Yeah, man. It's me, man.

  • Hurt people are hurt people.

  • - Everyone has that sweet aunt

  • who turns into a (bleep) monster after one of these.

  • - Two Mall Santas.

  • Because I don't think it's a Christmas drink.

  • - It's not a Christmas drink.

  • - Ooh, this is pretty.

  • - This is some (bleep) you found on Pinterest.

  • - Ooh.

  • - But it looks like Pepto Bismol.

  • - Tim Gunn, on Fashion Runway,

  • would give this a ten out of ten.

  • - Part of the ambiance of the drink

  • is part of the presentation, Matt.

  • - I am not arguing with you, Quincy.

  • - Yeah, but how do you do this?

  • Do you go like--

  • - Yeah, yeah. Um...

  • - Holy, hell. That one's strong.

  • That one's got the booze.

  • Are you gonna vomit right now?

  • Aim that way.

  • - Also, the mint reminds me of toothpaste,

  • so I feel like you could drink this in the morning.

  • - Hey, should we talk about your drinking in the morning?

  • - My fellow DGs would be like,

  • "Yeah, girl! Let's get drunk!"

  • It's just a bunch of peppermint schnapps, you know?

  • - These drinks are so fun,

  • because I feel like this is something

  • you could probably make with your family.

  • It's like an activity.

  • - I would give it two Candy Canes.

  • - I'd give it three, because the presentation was flawless.

  • - Two point five.

  • - The Singles Sangria.

  • - Ooh, this is what you make with your girls.

  • - Feels like it's a mixer.

  • - Okay, a single lady deserves this drink.

  • - She does, because a lot of (bleep) boys

  • out there ruining lives.

  • - Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

  • - Mm, that's just wine with fruit in it.

  • - That is grown-up apple juice.

  • - When I drink it, I'm like, "I'm not upset I'm single.

  • "I'm a sexy person."

  • - This is the Christmas morning drink.

  • - Oh, I can get on board with that.

  • - You don't wrap some presents with this,

  • you open some presents with this.

  • - Yes.

- I'm gonna be honest, since I started drinking

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