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"Why do I not play games?"
"Why does poopiepie don't play Video Games?"
"I don't watch PewDiePie, but I keep seeing ...
... thumbnails for his recent videos and does he play video games?"
"Does PewDiePie even play games anymo' ?"
"Does pewdiepie even still play real video games ...
... or he is just trying to be random ...
... and funny by saying offensive shit?"
"'Member—'member when PewDiePie used to play good games?"
Oh, last guardian a good game for you?
Oh, I'm sorry!
"I miss the old PewDiePie ... "
"I'm heavy disappointed in PewDiePie ... "
"I missed [sic] when you used to play games!"
"I miss PewDiePie playing games!"
"Where the god dang games?! God f*cking damn it!"
Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
C-c-c-calm.
J-just ... Shut the f*ck up. Calm down.
we played some f*ckin awesome games,
Inside
uhh- uncharted 4, uhh- the walking dead season 3
uhh-fire fire watch, ye- that was one episode but uhh
last guardian yea, I think that was about-
Bayonetta, Bayonetta, ye thats right
we played the games ahah, okay well
if you want games so fucking badly you
just have to fucking scroll down here
click here, and OH MA GAWD (*〇□〇)……!
there should be a couple thousand videos
for you there
ptt- you're welcome. Oh undertale, we played
undertale 3481 videos i'm pretty sure
there's plenty of gameplay for you out there :p
actually, before I start this video
i just want to say thanks a lot
that's not a very sarcastic but I
actually meant *kawaii laugh* thank you guys so much for all
the support on my last video about force
positivity
ahh, it's kind of like a sensitive topic I
don't know, but whether you agreed with
me or not I really appreciated that
sensitive sensibility since the yeah
from you guys hadn't really expected to
blow up so much I- I, it was slowly just the the topic that
I got a lot of math and I guess you can
say this video will kind of be like a
part two- two of that, umm because games man
f*ckin games, basically one thing that I
brought up in that video was that I used
to kind of fake that I was really
enjoying a video game because I thought
more people would enjoy watching it
that way and so I would play a shit ton
of games that I couldn't care less about
just because I knew it would get me views on youtube and that's pretty much I
think I think that's pretty much happy
wheel for you plz like super popular
games like no one is playing happy
wheels in 2017 and actually enjoying it
i refuse to believe that and I think
it's same with minecraft
like these games were just still
possible for people play them regardless
if they enjoy them or nine and I i
thought i was at a point where I'm like
okay well i shouldn't have to do that
anymore and I think people people speed
through I that's another thing i didn't
really mention talk about me in the
other video as well as that I think you
guys are smarter than that as well and I
think you can tell if I'm not really
having a good time playing game you can
see that so that's why I don't play a
lot of games that I used to play and my
friends are kind of pissed off at me for
it there's just no way to win if i play
a loose if I don't play i loose so i
might as well just go and be selfish to
think about me because yes it's my job
to be to entertain me to entertain you
guys and if you guys are entertained
with me playing happy wheels then maybe
I should just shut the fuck up and do it
but I also think you guys don't want a
fake version of me i think this I think
you guys want me to be on I think we all
everyone on YouTube kind of put up a
fake version of themselves
alright or a different version of
themselves like literally every youtuber
I met speaks differently to you rather
than to a camera i think that that's
pretty normal but it's fucking troops to
everyone I think that's fine but I also
feel like i wanted when i talk to you
guys
I want to be a version of me that feels
genuane I don't want to go " AHH HAPPY WHEELS AAGHHH!!!"
even though it would get me more views
and I know- and I know no one's going to believe me
when I think I don't think views is
everything. *more kawaii laughing*
stupid, stupid life... I think happy wheels
is kind of like, okay it's so- it's such a funny
game
don't get me wrong but like all the gore
and all that shit
it's funny for a while but then it's
like the same joke over and over and
over and over and it just like okay well
it's clearly not funny anymore and if
you still think it's funny then you're
clearly faking it, and I think it's the
same thing with like fnaf and I think
that's why I hate that game so much is
because yet the first team is really
good and really scary but it's the same
fucking jump-scare over and over and
over and if you if you're still playing
it and still enjoying it i think you're
clearly faking it for views because it's such a
repetitive game like you get the jump
scare ok if you enjoy it for like that
the gameplay or story or whatever I
think that's fine but people, people want
to see me play fnaf just so they- i can
get scared with the jumpscare, but I
refused to fake a fucking jumpscare
because it's so f*cking stupid and the
game is absolutely not scary whatsoever
to me and then I played it on youtube
and i took the video down because people
got so pissed that I wasn't scared of
playing the game so i told, I'm telling
you guys you want games but at the same
time you don't want game so what the do you want SO WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME (●o≧д≦)o
alright I'm not a monkey alright you can
scream dance all you want but I won't
dance
I'm not fucking dance for shit i'm gonna
be honest,
I don't even play games that much by
myself anymore i used to play so much
fucking games
I swear to God I have like a- more than
365 days
spent in world of warcraft, *laughing intensefies* I got fucking
2000 hours in modern warfare two *keeps laughing*
this is so embarassing >_<, I don't even know
how many hours I spent playing Tibbia(idk)
I wasted so much time playing those
games but I fucking loved it. I
had some of my favorite memories
playing games so don't get me wrong i
don't know something has changed
I don't know if YouTube killed games for
me but I- there's so many games that I
genuinely want to play like overwatch
but I refuse to play them but because i
just know I've been there befoe i
had the experience i played the game
hoo it's fun
fuck i don't know where I'm going with
*laughs* this god damn, it i feel like i had the
experience with games before and I don't
want to just keep- I want to experience
other things
okay i want to experience the things
that my parents told me when I was
little and said it- while I was playing
video games "hey pooiepie why don't you
play an instrument"
they call me PewDiePie when i was a kid