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  • "Why do I not play games?"

  • "Why does poopiepie don't play Video Games?"

  • "I don't watch PewDiePie, but I keep seeing ...

  • ... thumbnails for his recent videos and does he play video games?"

  • "Does PewDiePie even play games anymo' ?"

  • "Does pewdiepie even still play real video games ...

  • ... or he is just trying to be random ...

  • ... and funny by saying offensive shit?"

  • "'Member—'member when PewDiePie used to play good games?"

  • Oh, last guardian a good game for you?

  • Oh, I'm sorry!

  • "I miss the old PewDiePie ... "

  • "I'm heavy disappointed in PewDiePie ... "

  • "I missed [sic] when you used to play games!"

  • "I miss PewDiePie playing games!"

  • "Where the god dang games?! God f*cking damn it!"

  • Hey!

  • Hey, hey, hey!

  • C-c-c-calm.

  • J-just ... Shut the f*ck up. Calm down.

  • we played some f*ckin awesome games,

  • Inside

  • uhh- uncharted 4, uhh- the walking dead season 3

  • uhh-fire fire watch, ye- that was one episode but uhh

  • last guardian yea, I think that was about-

  • Bayonetta, Bayonetta, ye thats right

  • we played the games ahah, okay well

  • if you want games so fucking badly you

  • just have to fucking scroll down here

  • click here, and OH MA GAWD (*〇□〇)……!

  • there should be a couple thousand videos

  • for you there

  • ptt- you're welcome. Oh undertale, we played

  • undertale 3481 videos i'm pretty sure

  • there's plenty of gameplay for you out there :p

  • actually, before I start this video

  • i just want to say thanks a lot

  • that's not a very sarcastic but I

  • actually meant *kawaii laugh* thank you guys so much for all

  • the support on my last video about force

  • positivity

  • ahh, it's kind of like a sensitive topic I

  • don't know, but whether you agreed with

  • me or not I really appreciated that

  • sensitive sensibility since the yeah

  • from you guys hadn't really expected to

  • blow up so much I- I, it was slowly just the the topic that

  • I got a lot of math and I guess you can

  • say this video will kind of be like a

  • part two- two of that, umm because games man

  • f*ckin games, basically one thing that I

  • brought up in that video was that I used

  • to kind of fake that I was really

  • enjoying a video game because I thought

  • more people would enjoy watching it

  • that way and so I would play a shit ton

  • of games that I couldn't care less about

  • just because I knew it would get me views on youtube and that's pretty much I

  • think I think that's pretty much happy

  • wheel for you plz like super popular

  • games like no one is playing happy

  • wheels in 2017 and actually enjoying it

  • i refuse to believe that and I think

  • it's same with minecraft

  • like these games were just still

  • possible for people play them regardless

  • if they enjoy them or nine and I i

  • thought i was at a point where I'm like

  • okay well i shouldn't have to do that

  • anymore and I think people people speed

  • through I that's another thing i didn't

  • really mention talk about me in the

  • other video as well as that I think you

  • guys are smarter than that as well and I

  • think you can tell if I'm not really

  • having a good time playing game you can

  • see that so that's why I don't play a

  • lot of games that I used to play and my

  • friends are kind of pissed off at me for

  • it there's just no way to win if i play

  • a loose if I don't play i loose so i

  • might as well just go and be selfish to

  • think about me because yes it's my job

  • to be to entertain me to entertain you

  • guys and if you guys are entertained

  • with me playing happy wheels then maybe

  • I should just shut the fuck up and do it

  • but I also think you guys don't want a

  • fake version of me i think this I think

  • you guys want me to be on I think we all

  • everyone on YouTube kind of put up a

  • fake version of themselves

  • alright or a different version of

  • themselves like literally every youtuber

  • I met speaks differently to you rather

  • than to a camera i think that that's

  • pretty normal but it's fucking troops to

  • everyone I think that's fine but I also

  • feel like i wanted when i talk to you

  • guys

  • I want to be a version of me that feels

  • genuane I don't want to go " AHH HAPPY WHEELS AAGHHH!!!"

  • even though it would get me more views

  • and I know- and I know no one's going to believe me

  • when I think I don't think views is

  • everything. *more kawaii laughing*

  • stupid, stupid life... I think happy wheels

  • is kind of like, okay it's so- it's such a funny

  • game

  • don't get me wrong but like all the gore

  • and all that shit

  • it's funny for a while but then it's

  • like the same joke over and over and

  • over and over and it just like okay well

  • it's clearly not funny anymore and if

  • you still think it's funny then you're

  • clearly faking it, and I think it's the

  • same thing with like fnaf and I think

  • that's why I hate that game so much is

  • because yet the first team is really

  • good and really scary but it's the same

  • fucking jump-scare over and over and

  • over and if you if you're still playing

  • it and still enjoying it i think you're

  • clearly faking it for views because it's such a

  • repetitive game like you get the jump

  • scare ok if you enjoy it for like that

  • the gameplay or story or whatever I

  • think that's fine but people, people want

  • to see me play fnaf just so they- i can

  • get scared with the jumpscare, but I

  • refused to fake a fucking jumpscare

  • because it's so f*cking stupid and the

  • game is absolutely not scary whatsoever

  • to me and then I played it on youtube

  • and i took the video down because people

  • got so pissed that I wasn't scared of

  • playing the game so i told, I'm telling

  • you guys you want games but at the same

  • time you don't want game so what the do you want SO WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME (●o≧д≦)o

  • alright I'm not a monkey alright you can

  • scream dance all you want but I won't

  • dance

  • I'm not fucking dance for shit i'm gonna

  • be honest,

  • I don't even play games that much by

  • myself anymore i used to play so much

  • fucking games

  • I swear to God I have like a- more than

  • 365 days

  • spent in world of warcraft, *laughing intensefies* I got fucking

  • 2000 hours in modern warfare two *keeps laughing*

  • this is so embarassing >_<, I don't even know

  • how many hours I spent playing Tibbia(idk)

  • I wasted so much time playing those

  • games but I fucking loved it. I

  • had some of my favorite memories

  • playing games so don't get me wrong i

  • don't know something has changed

  • I don't know if YouTube killed games for

  • me but I- there's so many games that I

  • genuinely want to play like overwatch

  • but I refuse to play them but because i

  • just know I've been there befoe i

  • had the experience i played the game

  • hoo it's fun

  • fuck i don't know where I'm going with

  • *laughs* this god damn, it i feel like i had the

  • experience with games before and I don't

  • want to just keep- I want to experience

  • other things

  • okay i want to experience the things

  • that my parents told me when I was

  • little and said it- while I was playing

  • video games "hey pooiepie why don't you

  • play an instrument"

  • they call me PewDiePie when i was a kid

  • hey, why don't you read a book

  • hey why don't you just go out and play

  • with your friends * laughs* like all those things

  • i geuinely want to do now instead of

  • playing games like here's a list of

  • games I made a list, that i haven't

  • played yet but I know I will fucking

  • love Hyper Light Drifter, The Witcher 3

  • Fallout 4, Zelda Wind Waker HD, Dark Souls 3

  • I didn't finish it

  • Doom, Overwatch, Dishonored 2, Samorost 3

  • Stardew Valley, Owl boy, Battlefield 1

  • Metal Gear Solid ok alright you you

  • get the point and that's just last year

  • i really want to play these games and i

  • know i would fucking love playing them

  • but at the same time I haven't played

  • them and I think the main thing is time

  • I -its like I know I could spend the

  • time playing the games and i know i would

  • fucking love them and I know a-everything

  • would be great but it's like I've been

  • down that rope befoe

  • oh I'm talking like I'm an addict i

  • think i might be I think that's why I'm

  • talking like *laughs again* this i think i just

  • realized that I'm addicted to video

  • games *more laughs* now I think I'm past it, i think

  • I'm I- i want to experience other things

  • in life that's what I'm trying to say at

  • least in my spare time and I don't know

  • if YouTube is the thing that ruined it for

  • me but I right- i don't know i know it

  • sounds crazy but I

  • rather just read a book I'd rather just

  • play an instrument

  • all these things my parents told me to

  • do i am now doing them deliberately what

  • the f*ck what is wrong with me

  • WTF YOUTUBE, YOU RUINED IT FOR ME

  • YOU RUINED GAMES FOR ME YOUTUBE GOD DAMMIT (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

  • I don't know I'm 27 I'm not that old

  • I would- here's the thing, i know i will always

  • love videogames it's just one of those things,

  • but i think i want to tone it down a bit

  • just to do other things as well, I want

  • to try out different things and a- it's not

  • just for my channel it's also kind of

  • personal i know it's, sad it's decided

  • this whole conver- this whole conver-

  • this whole video it's just sad... another

  • reason i have been playing video games

  • as much on the channel is that i feel

  • kind of limited whenever i play games

  • like if I have a different tone than

  • what's going on in the game that's

  • really annoying i find that very

  • annoying when there's a myth Mitchmass XD

  • like as if there's the sad moment in the

  • game and I'm just going like "HAAAAH!" that's my- my

  • own- my impression of myself by the

  • way, I kind of limited to what the game

  • is doing alright I gotta follow the flow

  • of the game. if I'm just recording

  • whatever other video I have so much more

  • freedom I can do whatever I want and I'm

  • really enjoying that freedom what I've

  • been doing its kind of just waiting for

  • games that I know will make sense for me

  • to play and just focusing on that that's

  • why I will always keep playing games on

  • this channel but i rather just space

  • them out a little bit. i have to enjoy it,

  • you guys have to enjoy it, a- can't be too

  • short,

  • can't be too long, like I would love to

  • play Persona 4 but that game is so

  • f*cking long so it wouldn't work on

  • youtube. it has to be somewhat

  • interesting for people to actually wanna

  • watch it and click on it like there

  • was this game This War of Mine which

  • looked amazing and I really wanted to

  • play but I know like no one would click

  • on a game called This War of Mine and I

  • and then that's the thing like well I

  • should just play it anyway right because

  • i really want to play it and so what it

  • is if some people don't watch it but at

  • the same time if people don't want to

  • watch what i put up on YouTube then why

  • don't I just play it by myself

  • struggle just keeps going on and I don't

  • know it'd have to be a match it has to

  • work and there's not that many games

  • coming out that fits

  • it's kind of f*cking hard and if you

  • start a game and you never finish it and

  • you still going to hear people bitch

  • about it for years

  • FELIX! WHERES ALICE IN WONDERLAND WHY

  • HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED THAT GAME

  • WELL IT'S BEEN FOR FUKEN YEARS JESUS CHRIST

  • I GOT BORED I'M SORRY, I'M FUKEN SALARY!! D:

  • there are games coming out

  • I just need you guys to be a little

  • patient, okay I think that's the best way

  • to do it

  • meanwhile i'm just gonna have to put up

  • with these fuken comments about "wey does pewdiepie nut playe games? i thoght he was a gamin channeel!"

  • I think 2017 for me

  • i'm just going to be painfully obvious

  • and one thing I know for sure is that

  • people don't like honestly even if they

  • say they do *laughing* and I think that's why I got

  • into so much trouble lately with all the

  • drama and and all this f*king shit

  • cause I haven't been censoring myself as much as

  • I probably should but I've been really

  • enjoying it personally and I think i'm

  • at the point a- in my youtube ''career'' where I can

  • afford to be honest and maybe lose a

  • couple people and have the people that

  • watch me appreciate at least

  • that I'm true to myself

  • in a cer- ina- in a way at me that isn't too dishonest

  • does this make sense to you i don't-

  • i can't really tell it is kinda weird

  • for me to make this video, but ya

  • either way if you did understand what I- tf

  • I was like I was saying thank you and

  • thank you for supporting me and watching

  • my video. i've been loving the past week

  • despite like cut out all the drama that

  • happened it's been spend some of my favorite

  • weeks on youtube an- I'm having a lot of fun,

  • Games are coming

  • Just be patient I promised I would never

  • ignore you, i love you ^3^

  • yeah thanks for supporting me It means- it

  • honestly means the world to me and i'll see

  • you in the next GAME PLAY VIDEO, CHECK IT OUT HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED OUT ANOTHER VIDEO

  • O(≧▽≦)O

  • meanwhile this is goin on,

  • I'm gonna do the Brofist

  • see ya- s- s- s- see ya next time, dis is pewdiepie, see ya

  • next Wednesday *Brofist* :D

"Why do I not play games?"

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