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  • (music)

  • So, long story short

  • I reached out to him and asked to see a business plan.

  • Wait I'm sorry, who are we talking about?

  • I forgot from the last ten minutes of you telling this story.

  • It's a French inventor that Brent found on Reddit.

  • The condom he's created

  • applies only to the tip.

  • How does it stay on?

  • Magnets.

  • Guys, can we go outside?

  • I can't get a good picture in here.

  • The food hasn't come yet.

  • You're right, we need a picture with the food.

  • Has anyone seen The Jinx? I've been catching up.

  • (Josh laughs)

  • What's funny, Josh?

  • Oh nothing, I'm just reading the news.

  • Ah! Hey, we're in public!

  • It's just one finger?

  • Nice.

  • (high five)

  • Josh will be here any minute, he just had to help his friend Jess move.

  • Is Jess a guy or a girl?

  • I don't know.

  • Do they name girls Jess?

  • Don't worry about it. We can have fun, just the three of us.

  • Is this a girl!?

  • Babe, don't worry. You're so much prettier than her.

  • Oh my god, he's calling. He's calling, it's fine. We're in love.

  • Hello?

  • Allison you have one little hair--

  • No, Chase stop it.

  • And the psychic knew that she would have a deep impact on my

  • sexual awakening.

  • This is your ex girlfriend?

  • Mhmm. But we're still friends.

  • I tried to get Allison to come to therapy with me, but she said no.

  • I thought you were joking.

  • I would never joke about this.

  • (whispering) Did you get my email?

  • What email?

  • Chase likes to transcribe our fights,

  • so that we can go over them in the morning with a level head.

  • That is so amazing. I bet that makes you guys

  • just indestructable as a couple.

  • I'm wet just thinking about it.

  • Feminism is about choice!

  • Being sex positive isn't anti-feminist!

  • No woman wants to be a prostitute.

  • How would you know!? Are you a woman?

  • Would you like to see my dick?

  • Ohhh, has anyone seen The Jinx?

  • No.

  • Well, I don't wanna spoil it, but it's a rollercoaster of emotions

  • Genitals don't equal gender!

  • Next thing you know you're gonna tell me

  • I have the right to identify as a toaster.

  • I wish you were a toaster so I could unplug you.

  • What do you do, Steve?

  • I use woodwork to visualize the oppression in black culture.

  • Are you black?

  • I wish.

  • (together) CHECK!

  • And then when you found out about that woman in California,

  • you knew Durst had definitely done it.

  • That's what I've been saying!

  • You ladies waitin' on anyone else?

  • -A: Nope! -G: Just us!

  • Gaby?

  • Oh god. (off screen: Heyyy!)

  • Alls.

  • We gotta find a new brunch place.

  • (music)

  • I'm sorry, what is your name again?

  • Teddy.

  • Theodore.

  • (sighs)

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