No.1. It's offensive and inappropriate.

We don't live in a society where it's okay to just show part of your breasts or cleavage in public.

If I'm breastfeeding in public and somebody walks by, and they see me,

I could offend them with my boobs.

I mean I wouldn't wanna offend someone by breastfeeding in front of them.

By breastfeeding in public, we are spreading the lie that breasts serve a purpose other than just to turn someone on.

I mean that kinda, like, can totally screw kids up.

No.2. Even if we use one of those breastfeeding covers, it's not guaranteed that the baby won't, like, push it off.

And then what?

Your breasts could be exposed for like a second. Or two, two seconds.

Seriously, babies who push the cover off are just spoiled brats.

I don't see what's so uncomfortable about eating with a cover on your head.

It's not sweaty or hot or dark or claustrophobic at all.

No.3. Women who breastfeed in public aren't doing it because the baby is actually hungry.

No!

They're just trying to seduce your husbands with their milk-filled, leaking, engorged breasts.

Skanks...

And if men are staring at a breastfeeding mom's obvious sluttiness,

that's totally normal.

I mean what are they supposed to do?

Notice you're breastfeeding and then look away?

Weird.

No.4. We're moms.

I mean we don't need to go out in public.

We gave up that right when we started popping out babies.

We don't need to go shopping, or eat out, or have a social life.

Nowadays everybody delivers.

Just Amazon-prime it.

Even if for some crazy reasons like an emergency, we have to leave the house.

There are plenty of places to hide while breastfeeding.

I mean there is no common sense reason why we need to traumatize the public by breastfeeding in front of them.

Sometimes I seriously ask myself: do these breastfeeding moms even want to have children?

Or did they just have them so they could ruin everybody's day with their exhibitionism?

Put your boobs away ladies... unless they're dairy-free.

Then show'em off.