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  • Yes! This is up my alley.

  • (in cartoon) Ha ha!

  • This is gonna end horribly.

  • - (tires screech) - Knuckles.

  • Get him, Mario.

  • Now listen here, mister.

  • - I don't means no trouble. - Go back into your--

  • Since when did Knuckles come out of the hood?

  • I doesn't even have my own console.

  • We multi-platform, man.

  • I can't even understand what he's saying.

  • (air whistles)

  • Oh. Oh, gosh!

  • This is some pretty quality animation.

  • It must be-a Mario.

  • He just-- he take racing too seriously!

  • - (laughing) - He takes everything too seriously.

  • Oh no!

  • - You mother [bleep], inviting-- - (gasps)

  • non-Nintendo characters onto my track?!

  • Holy [bleep]!

  • He's killing all the non-Nintendo racers.

  • (Italian accent) Mama mia!

  • - Is he some kind of racist? - (cracking up)

  • - (Mario) You're not Nintendo. - Mario's a psychopath!

  • You're pre-tendo!

  • - (laughing) - (engines rev)

  • Oh, they're ruining my childhood.

  • Battle of the video games.

  • Yoshi!

  • Oh, Yosh--

  • Oh, Yoshi!

  • - (gasps) - Oh my god, no!

  • Look at that monkey butt.

  • Oh, I see butt cheeks.

  • - 23 years of jumping at barrels-- - No...

  • 23 [bleep]ing years!

  • Mario, watch your language!

  • Oh, it's gonna go up the butt.

  • Here we go. There we go.

  • It's a banana split.

  • Ew!

  • That's really not appropriate.

  • - Ewww! - (Mario) Luigi!

  • I'm comin' for you, [bleep].

  • - (laughs) - No!

  • Mario Kart: Rated M for Mature.

  • I've never played this kind of Mario Kart.

  • (Mario) You like-a to go fast, huh?

  • (choking)

  • (frantic screaming)

  • (chuckling) Oh, god, why am I laughing?

  • (air whooshes)

  • (jumping sound effect)

  • Ooh.

  • This is the most vulgar thing I've ever seen.

  • Pokémon reference.

  • (Ash) All right, I caught it!

  • Now it's mine and I can force it

  • - to do whatever I want! - That's the scariest Ash I've ever seen.

  • - (Ash laughs maniacally) - Oh, no! That's even scarier!

  • (laughing) God, no!

  • Uh...Mario, stop!

  • Wait, why are you killing Luigi?

  • I have no brother.

  • (Luigi gags)

  • Damn.

  • - Mario! - What is that?

  • - Oh, [Bleep], it's Kratos! - Oh, Kratos?

  • You PlayStation characters never learn!

  • No, not Crash!

  • (groaning)

  • Oh, get him, God of War.

  • Oh, no! My favorite character, Toad!

  • Toad, be strong!

  • Toad...he's my favorite.

  • I've always wonder if you could eat Toad and grow in size.

  • Come on, Kratos. You can do it.

  • Triangle, triangle. Circle!

  • QuickTime event humor.

  • - (groaning) - Oh, not the eyes.

  • ♪ (game over music) ♪

  • What?!

  • (flies buzz)

  • What the heck?

  • (flirtatious giggling) Ooh!

  • (giggling)

  • And views!

  • Kratos does get all the action.

  • Who made this?

  • That is the worst thing ever.

  • I have felt many emotions during that.

  • That was great.

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  • (Finebros) So what is the first word that comes to your mind

  • - after watching that? - Obscene.

  • Brutal.

  • Chaotic.

  • Horrifying.

  • Dark!

  • Appalled!

  • Amazeballs.

  • Beh!

  • Is that a word?

  • (Finebros) Tells us, when it first started, what you thought

  • the video was gonna be and then what happened.

  • I thought it might have been a commercial.

  • I was hoping it was gonna be a retro video game coming out.

  • I thought, "Oh, this is familiar. I played this as a child."

  • You thought this was Mario, but surprise! It's not.

  • Well, I'm very used to YouTube, so any time I see that style

  • of animation I know [bleep] is gonna go down.

  • I have a Newgrounder.

  • I know how those animations end.

  • (Finebros) A lot of people say this is very offensive.

  • Did you find it offensive?

  • I don't get offended by anything.

  • But I felt offended for others.

  • No, I wasn't offended by it.

  • No, I'm not easily offended.

  • It could be offensive, like, if you're a grandma.

  • I don't know what it says about my sense of humor,

  • but I get a big kick out of seeing stuff that shocks me.

  • It's not offensive. It's just, "Why?"

  • It's like if I took a kid on the street and beat him up

  • to see people's reactions, it's like-- what're you trying to prove there?

  • (Finebros) What part do you feel went too far?

  • I would say the stereotyping.

  • The use of the N-word.

  • Princess Peach, she had a black eye.

  • Possibly the banana.

  • Banana and the monkey butt.

  • Poop stains on the banana that have come out of Donkey Kong's mouth.

  • That was the part where I was like, "Okay, now that's gross."

  • (Finebros) So we're gonna see who in this episode

  • can get closest without going over.

  • How many views do you think this video has?

  • Ooh, good, a game. Okay...

  • So the Price Is Right again here?

  • 1.2 million.

  • 1.6 million.

  • Two million views!

  • 2.1 million.

  • 2.4.

  • Five.

  • Eight million.

  • 12 million views.

  • 17 million.

  • I'm gonna say, like, 20 million.

  • - Really? - Yeah.

  • 22 million.

  • 46 million.

  • (buzzer)

  • 38,752,809.

  • - (ding) - ♪ (victorious music) ♪

  • (Finebros) It actually has over 40 million views.

  • Whoa, when did that happen?

  • Holy [bleep].

  • I'm glad Team Internet is enjoying it as much as I did.

  • - (Finebros) And over 200,000 likes. - What?!

  • Really?

  • People are awful.

  • (Finebros) Why would this Mario video have that many views?

  • I don't know! It's the Internet.

  • It's offensive, but it's also hilarious.

  • It's so extreme you have to show it to other people.

  • It's got the classic formula:

  • The mash up of video game characters across multiple genres,

  • which is also a hit machine, as we know.

  • We've kind of cashed in on the "take characters people know

  • and do something cool with them."

  • That's what this video is doing as well.

  • It's like when people watch anime porn.

  • You wanna see what you always imagine, but never actually happen.

  • They probably love Mario Kart and this is the version

  • they wish they could play.

  • (Finebros) What do you think of the guys who made this?

  • They're messed up.

  • They're a sick, twisted genius!

  • I'd have a beer with them, I guess!

  • I think that they have a really funny sense of humor.

  • I think I would like them.

  • I think they're awesome.

  • I hope that their channel is chock full of things just like this.

  • Everyone's probably like, "Oh, they're so demented."

  • - Nah, I bet they're just hilarious. - Just like the South Park creators.

  • (Finebros) Animation's always been hugely popular on the Internet.

  • Why do you think that is?

  • 'Cause it appeals to everyone.

  • - Who doesn't like cartoons? - Who doesn't like cartoons?

  • We're all hardwired from childhood to watch cartoons.

  • I like animation because it's not real life,

  • and it's a lot cooler than real life.

  • There's no rules, there's no restrictions at all.

  • It's also so far removed, so they can do crazy, crazy things

  • and it's okay because it's a cartoon.

  • You can also do things in animation

  • that really stretch what the source material is.

  • My most viewed stuff is all animated, so I can very much attest to this.

  • (Finebros) There's people who say content like this is an issue on YouTube

  • because there currently isn't a system that could warn viewers

  • of what type of video they're about to watch.

  • Do you think YouTube should change that in the future or no?

  • They just need to have PG, R.

  • Maybe a little rating system in the front for parents out there.

  • It should be the parent's responsibility to monitor what their kid is doing.

  • YouTube has an age gate, so if people are really offended

  • they can flag it.

  • It's a tough system.

  • YouTube is operating at such a huge scale that it's impossible

  • to moderate on their end.

  • I know there's definitely things I've seen on the Internet in general

  • that I wish I hadn't seen.

  • You still can click on whatever you want. The choice is yours.

  • But I think a ratings system is something that would be beneficial.

  • Kids at a really young age know how to access YouTube now

  • and search for a bunch of things.

  • I have a nephew and he plays Mario Kart,

  • so I can only imagine if he were to watch it like,

  • "(squeaky voice) Oh my god!

  • (disturbed) Oh my god!"

  • (Finebros) So, finally, what do you think about the world

  • and YouTube that this video would be one of the most viral videos

  • - in the last year? - That's just upsetting.

  • There's so much good content on YouTube

  • and this is the most popular?

  • The world's weird and we just have to accept it.

  • But that was really weird.

  • That animation probably took somewhere in the range of three months.

  • He should get more views.

  • I'm the type of person who's gonna go home and watch

  • that ten more times, so I feel like it's just right in my wheelhouse.

  • It was awesome.

  • There's a lot of things that goes viral.

  • There's things that have a bunch of merit and then there's things like this.

  • - Right. - They're just stupid.

  • Which is fine.

  • (in tandem) You like what you like.

  • (laughter)

  • (in Mario's accent) A-Thank you for watching a-YouTuber's a-Reacta!

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  • M'kay, bye!

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