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  • This is your boy DOM,

  • welcome to my new show.

  • New show? What new show?

  • Alright, I'll tell you.

  • This show and other shows are completely different.

  • Why?

  • Because this show will take a,

  • strange foreigner,

  • put him in public places,

  • and see what happens.

  • You still don't know?

  • Alright, come with us then

  • and check out "What are you doing foreigner?"

  • Hey~What are you doing foreigner?

  • Hey~What are you doing?

  • That's my cup!

  • Get your own.

  • Right now we are in Xi Men Ding,

  • one of Taipei's biggest shopping areas.

  • We're gonna head in now,

  • and see if we can find someone to help. Let's go!

  • I got a message, let me see what this is.

  • Oh no, I can't read Chinese.

  • Hey excuse me,

  • can you help me translate this?

  • I can't read Chinese.

  • This is a message from my girlfriend.

  • Can you help me translate this?

  • Over here.

  • Baby, we've already been together for 3 months,

  • and I've been wanting to tell you something.

  • I didn't have the courage to do it before.

  • I just love you too much.

  • But now I need to tell you.

  • I only have the courage to say it in Chinese.

  • I'm actually a man!

  • I had a sex change to become a woman.

  • Are you still willing to be together with me?

  • I really love you!

  • Wait a sec, one more time.

  • I don't understand some of this.

  • I understand the first part about,

  • being together for 3 months.

  • Then is says I love you.

  • Then you said some word, what was it...

  • Oh it was 'yong qi'

  • What does that mean?

  • English, uh what is it...

  • So, what did you say about a man?

  • Does she like another man?

  • Are you for real?!

  • I had a sex change before,

  • sex change, do you know that word?

  • Hey, this is a message from my girlfriend.

  • What do you think?

  • Erase her.

  • You're saying my girlfriend is a man?

  • Right now?

  • So, what else does it say?

  • So, what do you think?

  • Do you have a girlfriend?

  • No.

  • So if this was your situation,

  • Would you do it?

  • No.

  • This is your boy DOM,

  • This is 'Awesome Iphone'

  • I'll teach you how to take and ordinary Iphone,

  • and change it into an Awesome Iphone.

  • This week, I'm reviewing an app called,

  • Dragon dictation.

  • So what does dragon dictation do?

  • Dragon dictation will take spoken words,

  • and change them into text.

  • For messaging, just say what you want,

  • it will type it for you.

  • Work, homework, messaging,

  • it can all help you do the work!

  • Dragon Dictation has a lot of languages.

  • English, French, German,

  • and Chinese too!

  • While I show you how it works though,

  • I'm going to use English.

  • Sometimes it doesn't understand my Chinese.

  • I'll show you the English version.

  • Alright, I'm gonna try out my Chinese.

  • Let's see if it can understand me.

  • I've already set it to Taiwan's Chinese.

  • They have Chinese for China and Taiwan.

  • Let's use the Taiwanese version and see.

  • I'm gonna sing one of my songs called,

  • Before I even walked in,

  • you already know I'm here.

  • You can smell the air is handsome.

  • I'm red hot, but my skin is so white.

  • Quick call the fire department,

  • I don't hit on girls,

  • Girls hit on me.

  • If you've been to my show,

  • you've for sure seen this.

  • If not, you need to check your eyes

  • If you want to know what swag is,

  • please look at me!

  • You like that?!

  • Ahh, finally some English.

  • You can just sit back and listen now!

  • And I can take a bathroom break. Enjoy!

  • New episodes every 2 weeks!

  • So, see you in 2 weeks!

This is your boy DOM,

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