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-Hey guys.
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So today, I'm gonna be talking about girls,
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feminists, to be exact.
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And if you don't know what a feminist is,
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they are girls who are very... pro girls.
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And when I say "pro girls," I don't mean like lesbians
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or professional girl-ers...
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I'm talking about who seek equality between men and women.
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Actually wrote this video a long time ago,
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but I never filmed it because I thought
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feminists would be offended.
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-Oh, you think just because we're girls,
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we can't handle a joke?
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-What? No, I never said that.
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-Why do you have to make the girl character stupid?
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-Well, I have guy characters just as stupid as you.
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-Oh, so now you're calling me stupid, huh?
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-Yes.
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Then I thought to myself,
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there's no reason why they should be offended.
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I'm all for equal rights between men and women.
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I agree that women should get paid
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the same amount as a man if they're doing the same job
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and a woman should not be looked down on by a man,
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but if you want equality, everything has to be equal.
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Not just certain things; guys want equality too.
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For example: why is it traditional
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for a guy to open a girl's door,
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but a girl never does it for a guy?
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Why is it customary for guys to have to risk rejection
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and ask out girls all the time?
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Girls hardly ever ask out guys.
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Why is it gentleman-like for a guy to pay for a meal?
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Girls say it's so sweet when guys bring them gifts
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and flowers and candies, and what do we get? A free hug?
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And why is it that there's a Girls' Day,
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but when it comes to boys, it's Children's Day?
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I'm not saying that I want all of these things,
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it's just that if you're talking about equality,
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you're basically asking us to treat you like a dude,
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which we would love to do if it were acceptable.
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One of the most popular complaints from girls is that
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guys don't spend enough time with their girlfriends.
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Well, when you think about it, it goes both ways.
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That's what he said.
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See what I did there? Equality.
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-Come on, I don't wanna watch you play
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video games all day.
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-Why don't you spend some time with me?
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Pull up a controller; there's two of 'em.
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-But I don't like playing video games.
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-And I don't like shopping.
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-Well, you know what? I'm a girl. I want attention.
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-And I'm a guy. I want--
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Another complaint that girls always have is that
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guys are always shallow and they only care about
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sex and how girls' bodies look.
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Then why is it okay for girls to say...
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"Dear Ryan, can you introduce your abs to us,
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less than three?"
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But then if we say...
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"Dear girl, take yo shirt off"
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it's offensive?
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Girls are just as bad as guys;
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it's just that they get more offended.
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Girl, you got nice boobs.
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-[scoffs]
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-Can you imagine if guys were that sensitive?
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-Ooh, I like your muscles.
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-[scoffs]
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My point is that it doesn't matter if you're a male or a female.
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So again, don't think that I hate feminists,
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because that's not true at all.
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I'm just raising a point that both sexes
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have positives and negatives.
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So stop complaining about the other sex
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and just love yourself for who you are.
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Nobody's perfect. Stand up, do it like a dude,
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and abracadabra.
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I just named like four Jessie J songs, I don't know why.
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Anyway, thank you so much for watching,
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hope you guys enjoyed it, peace out guys...
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and girls.
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Yeah, this video's not gonna help me get a girlfriend.
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Teehee!
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[scoffs, then laughs]
