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  • - Well hello everyone.

  • My name is Tyler Oakley,

  • and I am here with one of my absolute favorites.

  • Say who you are.

  • - I'm Troye Sivan.

  • - And where can people find you?

  • - On Youtube.com forward slash Troye with an e.

  • - So Troye and I have kind of noticed that

  • since we started hanging out

  • y'all can't handle it.

  • Like y'all are goin' fucking apeshit.

  • So we decided to not look at the Troyler tag on Tumblr

  • until we turned on the camera.

  • Okay, ready?

  • - Yup.

  • - Troyler search.

  • (laughter)

  • Wait, it has begun.

  • Can we talk about this?

  • - Apparently I'm now riding a slightly--

  • Well, not slightly, morbidly obese Tyler Oakley.

  • - That's my normal look.

  • This is actually what I look like.

  • That's what you look like.

  • So this is you--

  • - I'm obviously wearing some vintage Tyler Oakley jewelry

  • and a vintage Tyler Oakley crown.

  • - Floral crowns are out.

  • Okay, so here is a fusion of us as like a baby.

  • - And the baby is wearing half opaque glasses apparently.

  • - Which probably by the time we have a baby

  • those will exist, those kinds of glasses.

  • - It's actually fucking cute.

  • Should we?

  • Oh beautiful,

  • - [Troye] Gorgeous. - [Tyler] Okay.

  • - Your face.

  • - Here we can see Tyler romantically carrying me

  • into the ocean.

  • - I love your bikini top,

  • and I love this goin' on right here.

  • Oh that's cute.

  • - Someone did a drawing of us.

  • - They did this on their phone.

  • That's impressive.

  • - That's very, very impressive.

  • Oh my god.

  • - Make it stop.

  • What?

  • - What is that?

  • - This is a mom dog human.

  • - That is not a dog.

  • - That's a dog human fusion, and I'm the mom.

  • And it's you're one of my babies.

  • - And it says, it says family,

  • love heart, love heart, love heart.

  • - Great.

  • - Troyler is life, a lovely montage.

  • - That's cute.

  • I like these montages.

  • - Cute.

  • So apparently it looks like I have hair curlers in,

  • but instead of hair curlers they look like

  • just little, tiny Tyler Oakleys.

  • One of them is wearing a blue wig.

  • - You should be so lucky.

  • - I'm kind of terrified.

  • - This is one of the first pictures of us.

  • - He want the d.

  • He want the d.

  • - I was drunk here.

  • It was my birthday, and--

  • - I wasn't drunk.

  • I have no excuse to look this way.

  • - Troy was sober.

  • - I was completely sober.

  • That's just my duck face.

  • - This one says we are like the hottest couple ever.

  • - What is going on there?

  • I like how they made me the male.

  • - This is like Dirty Dancing.

  • Why are you the guy?

  • - I'm the guy in the relationship.

  • - I hate it when people are like,

  • "Who is the guy in the relationship?" between gay couples.

  • - We're both guys obviously.

  • - We are both gentleman.

  • I am a man.

  • This is a man.

  • We are both the men.

  • - We just happen to be men with

  • One Direction and Hello Kitty tattoos.

  • - Hey.

  • - Another creepy montage.

  • - And in the middle it's got a love heart that says,

  • "Can you not?"

  • - That was us eating pizza yesterday.

  • You guys are fucking quick.

  • - Oh, what?

  • Why am I always the girl?

  • - And why do we have a devil child?

  • - And Beyonce is our child.

  • Just a family portrait.

  • The gremlin got it from you,

  • and then Beyonce got it from me.

  • - I fucking hate him.

  • I literally hate him.

  • - You love me.

  • - Harry Styles with

  • a Troye and Tyler hair piece it seems.

  • - That is a weave of epic proportions.

  • - Yes, that is a weave of course.

  • - We look great here.

  • This is us eating corn dogs.

  • - It says Troyler in approximately 3.4 years.

  • This is completely accurate.

  • - This girl says,

  • "This is how Troyler makes my friend feel."

  • That's cute.

  • - That's kinda--

  • - Is that what you look like when you kiss?

  • - You weren't kissing in this photo.

  • Tyler like a shit kisser in this photo.

  • Tumbler user Troyler Oakley says,

  • "I know you two are going through the Troyler tag.

  • "I see you..twinks."

  • - I'm not a twink.

  • I'm like a, I'm a jock.

  • - Tyler's like a geek jock.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • - It's the glasses.

  • Troyler?

  • More like slam your big dicks into each other, am I right?

  • - No, you're not right.

  • - That is definitely not right.

  • Going through the Troyler tag makes me rethink my life.

  • Same.

  • - Oh, is that what it said?

  • I though you were just making an announcement.

  • Here's a fan fiction.

  • We'll read that later.

  • This fan fiction is called

  • Troyler, MLK and Brussel Sprouts.

  • Do I wanna know?

  • This is the worst montage I've ever seen.

  • So good job, Perks of Being a Whaleshark.

  • - We hate you.

  • - You know I love you.

  • - Tyler lifting me up like in the scene of Lion King.

  • (mumbles)

  • (camera clicks)

  • - Okay, so, here we have a manip, as you guys call it,

  • of Tyler and me.

  • I would do us.

  • - I would do us.

  • Tell them about that night we hung out.

  • - So I went to Tyler's hotel room--

  • - Okay, it doesn't sound like that.

  • We didn't get any time to hang out in Playlist Live,

  • and he texted me.

  • He's like, "We need to hang out.

  • "I wanna at least get a selfie."

  • He was just coming--

  • - I did not text you, Tyler texted me.

  • - Anyway, he was coming to my room just to take a selfie,

  • and we ended up hanging out for like four hours.

  • And Troyler was born.

  • Oh wait, that's me.

  • - [Tyler] You look so good. - [Troye] That's me.

  • - We look like a really, really old couple.

  • - That's us in 50 years.

  • Here's our wedding picture.

  • - That was a great day.

  • - That was a good day.

  • I will never forget that day.

  • Oh, damn.

  • (dancing sounds)

  • That ass though.

  • Really though.

  • Okay, so that was interesting or something.

  • - To say the least.

  • - What did we just find?

  • I feel like we've looked into your brains

  • and it's not pretty.

  • - Not at all.

  • - But somehow (mumbles).

  • - I don't know, yeah, this is kinda--

  • - It's kind of a thing.

  • - You're giving me some ideas.

  • - Okay.

  • If you guys like this video, be sure to give it a thumbs up

  • and maybe Troyler will return.

  • And until then, go on over to Troye's channel and subscribe,

  • because he's one of my absolute favorite Youtubers.

  • He is amazing.

  • And watch the video we made over there.

  • What did we do?

  • - We tatted ourselves up.

  • We got some Harry styles.

  • We got some Hello Kitty.

  • We got some Disney princesses.

  • And it turned out awesome.

  • So go click on my face.

  • Click on his face.

  • Also the link will be below in the description.

  • And subscribe while you're over there.

  • And I feel like I should tell you guys,

  • because I discovered Troye through Tumbler.

  • His Tumbler is amazing so follow him on Tumbler.

  • The link will be below.

  • He's one of my favorites.

  • So now we're doing like everything.

  • - Of course, of course.

  • If you know what I mean.

  • Tyler will know cuz he's one of my favorites.

  • - Shut up.

  • And we can't wait to see what else

  • you guys put in the Troyler tag.

  • We'll be watching.

  • Have a good life and we will see you guys next time.

  • - Bye.

  • - You guys are dirty.

  • - Just thought I'd pop by.

- Well hello everyone.

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