Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (Playing dinosaurs and planes) Son, it's time for bed. But daddy, I'm having such a good game. James, it's far too late for boys of your age to be up. It‘s 12:37 at night But I'm not even sleepy! Can't I have a story first? (sigh) alright, just one though. Now, what would you like me to read you? Peter Rabbit? Mmmmm... Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Hmmm... How about... The Story of the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election? YES! That one! That one! That one! Yes! Alright. Once upon the time, in a land called America where there were states of blue to the North and states of red to the South And a beautiful White House in between Lived a lady, who wanted to rule the kingdom very much Very very much Some would say, too much... And she wore a jacket of beige and trousers of beige and shoes of beige And she walked the land telling everyone that would listen that she was the best ruler for that land even though her husband has once ruled that kingdom this kingdom had never been ruled by a lady And so she set up a long journey to that beautiful White House but along the way she got lost in a forest A scary forest? Scariest forest! In this forest, there were lots of computers And all those computers...are EMAILS! Emails? Yes, emails. But, the lady had special power to make them disappear Disappear? Where did they go? Nobody knows, son. apparently neither did she. And also there were scary creatures in that forest There were trolls, and a fox who delivered BAD news The news FOX And, house selected committee on Benghazi BENGHAZI! Things got scary, very scary for the lady She was nearly defeated by an old old man with hair of white and face like wizard He said he could take from the rich and give to the poor no matter how impossible his plans were He sounds cool! But even she when she got passed those creatures the lady still wasn't out of the forest for standing between her and the beautiful White House was the most terrifying creature of all The BIG-ORANGE-MONSTER! Was his face orange or was his hair orange? Somehow son...BOTH So this orange monster had already swallowed 16 other monsters in the forest A prince named Jeb who thought that the land should belong to him A sleeping beauty named Ben, who only spoke with his eyes closed And a Texas senator named Ted, who came from the Tea party Oh! a tea party! Can we have a tea party, daddy? James! Focus! I'm telling you a story. Still, nobody expected the orange monster to rule the land because although his head was very very big his wisdom was very very tiny, like his tiny tiny baby hands And whenever he was told that he couldn't rule the land the orange monster said I'll huff...and I'll puff...and put a ban on all Muslims He could do that? well, he wanted to Because even though the America was a diverse land of opportunity, the monster wanted to build a big giant wall A wall? A wall to keep out boys and girls from far away lands like Mexico Even Mexico? Especially Mexico For the monster didn't care for anybody who wasn't like him Not Mexicans, not the kingdom's black president not even Rosie O'Donnell The comedian Rosie O'Donnell? But why? Because James, she's a LADY And since the orange monster's so cruel to so many ladies the stakes in this 2016 presidential election were very very high But if any future monster wanted to say boys and girls aren't equal Americans would know that the lady, with beige trousers suit, made it through the scary forest and passed the orange monster, and all the way to the beautiful White House The end? But daddy, did the lady make it to the White House? Tell me did the lady make it to the big White House? We can't tell it yet son... neither can the polls Let's just hope that when you wake up in the morning every man and woman in the America has turned out to vote Because no matter what your political affiliations are, you have a civic duty to vote and as long as you do, no one can tell you that this election was rigged Where...where are you looking daddy? no one in particular..that's it Good night But daddy... the big orange monster won't grab me in the night, will he? Of course not, son What about my Pussy? Will he try to grab my Pussy? ehhh... good night, son!