caused the extinction of the dinosaurs." Hm.

Until this moment

I had trouble visualizing it.

If aliens helped build the pyramids

where are they now?

Did they just leave?

You know what they say.

History is written by the winners.

Let me out of this damn thing!

Please, someone!

"Push the button to simulate the storm

that brought Amelia Earhart's plane down."

[YELLING]

No! Not again!

Oh, God! Make it stop!

It looks very realistic.

You don't think that's the real Amelia Earhart, do you?

Yes, I think the museum found her on an island

and put her in this exhibit.

Same thing happened to King Kong.

It's not that unusual.

Come on.

All right.

EARHART: Nooooo! Stop!

Above you are the billions of stars

that make up our universe.

Or so we used to think.

We now know those lights

are an armada of alien ships coming to destroy the earth.

Are there any questions?

Yeah. What's a black hole?

Well, my career would be one example.

Any other questions?

Better not ask him anything about Uranus.

I think I've seen enough.

There's only so much learning you can pack into one day.

EARHART: No! Confounded little dog!

Somebody help me for mercy's sake!

[EXPLOSION]

[music]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]

Can I ask you a question?

That's why I'm here.

Why don't I ever see

any other garbage men in this city?

It's always you.

I like to work alone.

That's impossible.

One garbage man cannot handle the whole city.

I have shortcuts.

Shortcuts?

What possible shortcuts

would let one person handle the whole...?

[RUMBLING AND ELECTRIC CRACKLING]

Well, maybe we'll pick this conversation up later.

[music]

So tell me more about the many, many ways

in which the Stuntmaster Six Oh Oh Oh

can give me the workout of a lifetime?

[LECHEROUS CHUCKLE]

Keep rolling! Keep rolling!

Uh-huh.

Four easy payments of money will order yours today.

I'm losing consciousness...

And yet I'm still aroused.

[BUZZING]

BOSS: Input, people, input.

But remember it's already in the can

and we can't change it.

If I may use a sports analogy,

you've really hit the goalpost on that one.

Yes, I guess I did.

I watched it only once

and already I want to date that model

and suffer a head trauma.

Why, thank you, Loud Howard.

You humble me.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

What?

That's as far as I ever get.

Dilbert, you seem strangely silent.

Shall I interpret that as a sign of deep respect

and dare I say, awe?

Yes, you could interpret it that way.

I'm blushing now.

But I can't help wondering.

Aren't we getting ahead of ourselves

with the informercial?

We haven't even tested

the new version of the Gruntmaster 6000.

We're doing that now.

We're sending it to a typical family

for consumer field testing.

That's impossible.

There's only one version

of the new Gruntmaster in existence,

and it's sitting in my design lab.

That thing's not ready for human testing.

We haven't even lab tested the technology.

Oh, calm down.

We'll do that after.

The graviton generator alone is very sensitive.

[MOCKING TONE] "The graviton generator alone is very sensitive."

Quit your whining, missy.

[LAUGHING]

I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

STEPHEN HAWKING: If anyone were foolish enough

to build a graviton generator,

it would surely create a black hole

that would annihilate the entire solar system.

Well, I don't know what's the worst thing

that could happen,

but when you start distorting the fabric of space and time,

stretching and enfolding upon itself...

[SNORING]

Nice try, but I don't think you bored him quite to death.

Excellent, Dilbert.

Nice going, Dil. Just great.

music Camptown ladies Sing this song music

music Doo-dah, doo-dah music

What are you waiting for, ladies?

Start singing.

Carol said since he hit his head

he's been talking in his sleep.

Come on, let's get out of here before he wakes up.

Wait. Let's just hear what he says next.

[SNORING]

Boom!

[LAUGHS]

Cooked by explosion.

music When you walk Through a storm music

music Hold your head up high music

Then you'll trip and fall on your ass in the mud.

[SNIFFING]

Is that smoke?

Wally, what are you doing?

Well, I wanted to make some popcorn,

but somebody was using the microwave

and the printer has that heater thing in it

that makes the paper warm, and...

[SCREAMS]

Cooked by explosion.

Didn't the boss say that?

Yeah, but he was just babbling.

Or was he?

What are you saying,

that he predicted this would happen?

I don't know. Am I?

Predicting the future is impossible.

Is it?

Yes. It violates causality.

There is no way to know something will occur

until it occurs.

Or is there?

If you don't stop asking rhetorical questions

I'm going to kill you.

Are you?

On the other hand,

it'd be a pretty big coincidence

if the boss just happened to mention an explosion

right before it happened.

Alice, I think he's dead.

[COUGHING]

Oh, man, I was in the tunnel.

I neglected to mention

the one glitch with the infomercial.

We have to do it all over.

I had to fire the babe.

Why?

Depends whose story you believe.

Mine or the truth.

I feel like I've seen this popcorn before.

This might be a case of deja food.

[WHISTLING "CAMPTOWN RACES"]

DILBERT: I can't believe it.

I can't believe they sent the Gruntmaster out

to some defenseless family for testing.

Do you realize the potential for disaster?

Do you realize--?