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  • *Felix is bored* Let's get into this game- Hey chair, how're you doing?

  • ...

  • what a great game....

  • CHAAAAAAAAAAAIR

  • Alright, so in this game...

  • TRUMP IS ABOUT TO DIE

  • *gunshot*

  • NOOO :((

  • Nooooooo!

  • Okay. So in this game, I'm supposed to save Donald Trump's life

  • Oh; I am ... crawling

  • *crawls*

  • I am crawling to save Trumps' life

  • (wait) Oh I'm back on track.

  • Here we go

  • *we don't need another hero starts playing*

  • *mission failed*

  • 'Welp; Trump is dead ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

  • But his hair ... did not suffer!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina turner in the background*

  • SHIT THAT'S AWKWARD

  • Let me try that again!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO *tina*

  • *laughs*

  • Trump! You may wanna-

  • you may wanna-

  • *gunshot*

  • ... saved his life

  • i'm a true American hero

  • *fangirl voice* TRUMP GIVE ME A HUG ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

  • MISSION FAILED... WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME

  • HEY TRUMP

  • you see that.. uh..... laserscope

  • just move a lil bit to your left

  • *saves senpai*

  • and now we ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • STUPID CHAIRS

  • *THROW DAT ASS IN A CIRCLE*

  • OHHHHHH

  • HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

  • THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

  • YEEE OH YEEEEAH

  • FUCK YEAH I'M THE PRESIDENT NOW

  • oh boy... oH BOY

  • *breaks a wall*

  • *laughs*

  • OHHH MAN

  • this is the best game I've played in a very long time; I gotta say

  • *tries to save senpai again*

  • :O OHMYGOD I GOT IT WITH MY CROTCH

  • i saved hi-

  • *laughs*

  • oh Jesus Christ

  • he's fucken terrifying

  • this is the greatest game i've ever played

  • and i've played a LOT of games

  • *starts dancing*

  • c'mon dance with me Trump

  • Come on, dance with me Trump!

  • OHH YEEEE

  • WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

  • What the hell is this!

  • OOOOH OOOH HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

  • HE'S MOTORBOATING HIM

  • DO IT AGAIN

  • DO IT AGAIN!

  • C'MON TRUMP GET IT C'MON TRUMP

  • EAT HIS A$$

  • O HE'S LIKING IT OOOO

  • OHH BOI

  • ......

  • ou yeea

  • *laughs*

  • oh this is what happens when Trump becomes president

  • everybody dies and it's the end of the world?

  • aw shit c'mon

  • i just wanted the money

  • that's right Trump keep dancing

  • he's got the moves (like Jagger)

  • heee's got the moves

  • uts uts ah

  • FLASHDANCE : SHES A MANIAC MANIAC ON THE FLOOOOR

  • WILD TRUMP APPEARS

  • *funky dance editing*

  • WILD TRUMP RE-APPEARS

  • FUNKY DANCE YEEEE

  • *throws himself*

  • aight here we-

  • AW SHIT I'M UPSTAIRS

  • FUQ

  • FUUCK

  • GET UP

  • GEEEET UP

  • *movie scene* get up

  • *hero music*

  • tRUMP NOOOOO

  • what is happening?

  • OH! AW SHIT THERE'S-

  • THEY GOT BOMBS

  • FOR FUCKS SAKE

  • I'm not payed enough 4 this

  • *sad music* no:(

  • Trump...

  • you gotta live man :((

  • ..

  • *intense music*

  • ohmygod

  • what is happening?

  • *music intensifies*

  • TRUMP LIVES

  • *music intensifies*

  • I don't-

  • well what am-

  • if Tr-

  • oh oH-

  • *MUSIC*

  • I guess i did it

  • I guess I did it :D

  • Ok great

  • *secret agent man playing*

  • hi peeps from the phil ~Gibberishee~

  • *secret agent man plays*

  • shooting his dick.. that's just cruel alright

  • no one deserves that. (Trump does #sorrynotsorry)

  • ...

  • here we go

  • ...

  • Aw fuck, wrong button!

  • SHIT

  • can we just take a moment to appreciate game developers creating

  • really good games

  • we had a rough year with

  • ...

  • broken promises like No Man's Sky

  • but..

  • here's a game that finally lifts up to the hype.. ya know

  • alright

  • doin' it for the money

  • *malcolm1466 voice* ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY

  • OK now this is getting ridiculous

  • i can't walk on the sand

  • *pewds is really concentrated*

  • OHH WOW

  • OH FUCK RIGHT IN THE SPINE

  • dude! his hair is fucking nice

  • how's your hair?

  • how's your hair Mr. Trump?

  • (what the actual fuck is going on)

  • oh boii

  • it's- it's an honor and a privilege sir

  • to be eating your a$$hole

  • oh oH not even-

  • I TRUMP THE TRUMP

  • now this is quality gameplay

  • now this is just quality

  • aaaaaaaand seven

  • ....

  • oh

  • *pewds is processing*

  • was that a giant taco? (no it's HUUUUUUUGE)

  • how do i protect Trump .. from the Taco?

  • OH one Taco

  • c'mon the other Taco

  • there's another Taco coming

  • OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • HELL YEEEEEEEAH

  • FUCK YEAHH

  • *throws himself*

  • STAGE DIVE

  • oh oH-

  • front flip

  • aW SHIT

  • FRONT FLIP

  • aw shit

  • shit

  • shit

  • front flip

  • NAILED IT

  • FROOOOONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP

  • FRONT FLIP

  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • OHHHHHHH

  • *some skrillex music starts playing*

  • YEAH

  • oh man I'm good at this game

  • oh shit I got fucking money, I got whiskey

  • I'm living the liFE

  • aw shit he's going to China

  • fuck those Chinese workers man

  • how am i supposed-

  • OHHHHHHHHH

  • KAY

  • i got it

  • alright

  • just ride the pizza

  • ride the pizza 4 Trump

  • i don't know what these are but-

  • but i saved Trump

  • now what the fuck is this?

  • where even is he?

  • what is he- is he killing himself? (finally)

  • he's killing himself

  • aight fRONT FLIP

  • front-

  • *laughs*

  • front flip

  • front flip

  • sHIT

  • FRONT FLIP

  • THROW YOURSELF

  • ...

  • *titanic af*

  • fucK SO CLOSE

  • *TITANIC*

  • #saved

  • *TITANIC*

  • .....................

  • i don't..really..know what i'm doing at this point

  • *sin*

  • merzieh

  • oh not this fucking shit agai-

  • what is he doing now >:(

  • WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING NO- AH

  • you know sometimes i think he deserves to die (no shit)

  • just sometimes

  • aight here we go

  • front flip

  • shit fron-

  • fuck

  • he jumps down in a fucking cup of noodles

  • now this game has gone too far

  • *laughs* fuckk

  • god dammit Trump

  • why am i still even playing this game

  • at this one point

  • like

  • it's a great game but gr- NO

  • SHIT THAT WAS SO CLOSE

  • THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

  • *starts singing* I don't wanna close my Trump

  • I don't wanna fall asleep

  • 'cause i trump my babe

  • and i trump trumpy trumpy trump

  • *i don't wanna miss a thing starts playing*

  • AAAAHHHHHHHH

  • DUDE

  • THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE MAN

  • you just have to fucking crawl?!

  • well watch this then Trump!

  • FRONT FLIP

  • SHIT

  • *tina is back baby*

  • BUM

  • oHH HEY

  • you saw that Trump

  • Trump just walks away

  • nothing happened here... i was not trying to kill myself

  • where will Trump go?

  • on his next adventure, no one knows.

  • will he find a giant pizza to kill himself in next??

  • WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF TRUMP KILLS HIMSELF!

  • *fancy af editing*

  • WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF SUICIDAL TRUMP!

  • *fancy*

  • WATCH NEXT EPISODE OF CRIPPLING DEPRESSION: DONALD TRUMP

  • *im dying*

  • ''You have accepted Rump into your life?''

  • oh i have

  • *what*

  • I'm not voting either alright? Calm down.

  • OH FUCK ME I GOTTA

  • FRONT FLIP

  • SHIT

  • I GOTTA JUMP?!

  • NO

  • TRUMP HANG IN THERE BUDDY

  • PAPA PEWDS IS COMING FOR YA

  • HAMG IN THERE TRUMP

  • I GOT YOU BUDDY

  • I GOT YOU

  • I JUST GOTTA-

  • HAAAANG IN THERE BUDDY

  • NOOOOOOO I MISSED

  • NOOOOOOOOO

  • why play the game how it's meant to be?

  • idk

  • i don't-

  • i-

  • DID IT

  • *laughs*

  • NAILED IT

  • you're fine Mr President

  • aight now this game has just gotten weird

  • before it was weird now it's just fucking weird-

  • CHAIR

  • FUCK

  • AY I DID IT

  • AAAAAAAAND EATING ASS

  • *secret agent man*

  • *wtf*

  • i mean.. i can't interrupt this

  • it just looks like they're having a great time

  • you know what i'll just join the party

  • *amazing dancing*

  • *elevator music*

  • go fucken subscribe

  • look how cool this painting is

  • check out this suggested video it's bomb

  • and go download Tuber Simulator

  • okay baiiiiiii (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

*Felix is bored* Let's get into this game- Hey chair, how're you doing?

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