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  • Hey guys!

  • So I recently realized that I've been using

  • that I've been using the internet a lot more

  • than I used to.

  • I mean I use the internet all day. Whether it's YouTube, Twitter,

  • Facebook, when I have nothing better to do, passing time on the toilet,

  • when I'm in the elevator with someone else trying to avoid an awkward conversation..

  • And of course, late at night when I'm in bed, and well you know, I am a guy so

  • of course I'm gonna watch some...

  • Naturo..

  • - NARUTO!

  • I mean I'm on the internet all the time and I've discovered that

  • there's so many annoying people online.

  • Well I mean there's a lot of annoying people in this world, but I mean the internet finally allows us to see all of them.

  • I'll admit, I have a lot of annoying internet traits as well.

  • For example,

  • I can sometimes be one of those annoying people that uses acronyms way too much.

  • Like 'lol' or 'lmao'. 'lmfao'?

  • [Deep voice] Everyday I'm -

  • It may not seem weird when I'm texting or typing it,

  • but when you really think about it, it would sound really stupid in real life.

  • - Hello?

  • - Hey man, what are you doing?

  • - Eh, NM, HBU?

  • - Uhm, nothing, just wanted to get some food.

  • - Ok, LOL!

  • - Yeah, uh, you wanna come?

  • - K! LOL!

  • - So, um, where do you want to go?

  • - IDK! LOL!

  • - Are you really laughing out loud right now?

  • - OMG, LMAO!

  • Yes! LOL!

  • - All right whatever, I'll just come pick you up in a little bit.

  • - Ok! TTYL! Colon and parentheses, colon D, caret underscore caret, less than 3

  • - Dude STFU!

  • - Ok!

  • - There actually should be an acronym for the most annoying people on the internet.

  • Like...

  • 'MAPOTI'

  • What?

  • At least then we'll have something to write to these people when they're being annoying online.

  • And here's some of the other annoying people I discovered on the internet. Take a look!

  • The "Attention Whore".

  • Everyone has seen a guy or girl like this. These are the kind of people that will post whatever it takes to

  • get people to give them attention.

  • Also known as people who fish for compliments.

  • - [Camera shutters]

  • (girly voice) People keep saying I look like Selena Gomez, but whatever...

  • - The "Hater".

  • Also known as a troll, the hater is the most common annoying person online.

  • These people are so upset and bored with their lives that

  • they try to make other people feel the same way about theirs.

  • They always find a way to take something positive and them make it negative somehow.

  • - [Piano music] I finally met my goal and lost ten pounds!

  • - Um, then why do you look exactly the same?

  • - Dentistry school was a pain, but I finally graduated! [Record scratch]

  • - Dentistry school is not even hard, you f*cking idiot, get a real job.

  • - Just got done with Japan's tsunami relief fundraiser.

  • About to head over to the children's hospital after the Save The Planet and Puppies convention.

  • - [Record scratch] Oh, wow! So you wanna care about Japan you f*cking jerk!

  • - The "Overused Sayings" Person.

  • Pretty much anyone who says,

  • - YOLO right?

  • - SWAG!

  • - Cool story bro.

  • - Mad, bro?

  • - Totes!

  • - That's what she said!

  • - Shake my head!

  • - Right!

  • - That's RIGHT!

  • - Legend, wait for it!

  • - My god, I can not!

  • - Dare it! (I don't know, I couldn't understand well)

  • - OH my gosh, I can not!

  • - Nobody got time for that!

  • - I can! I CAN!

  • - Why you up? (I think)

  • - What is air?

  • -Do you even lift bro?

  • - I just..dead!

  • - And of course, last but not least..

  • - Dear Ryan!

  • - Dear Ryan!

  • - Dear Ryan!

  • -Dear Ryan! Can you do Gangam Style?

  • - The "Overly Deep" Person.

  • If you don't know someone like this personally,

  • you probably have seen at least one of these pictures that they made.

  • These people would take a picture of some beautiful scenery and come up with a quote for it that's just absolutely brilliant

  • and beautiful.

  • - [Piano music]

  • If you always say no, you'll never say yes.

  • - The "Hash tagger".

  • Usually found on Instagram,

  • the hash tagger will take a picture of something and just put way too many hash tags on it.

  • It's like they treat it like some kind of game to come up with as many hash tags as you can

  • relating to the picture.

  • The "Food Photographer"

  • Look, I understand if you made the meal and you're proud of it.

  • Or even if you ordered something that looks absolutely amazing.

  • But you don't have to post a picture of every single meal you're gonna eat.

  • - (camera shutter)

  • (pop)

  • Hot pockets make me happy.

  • - The "Unrelated Captions" Girl.

  • These are the kind of girls that always take pictures of stuff,

  • but the caption that they write to describe the picture has nothing to do with it.

  • It kind of looks like this -

  • - (girly voice) (piano music) Patience is a virture..

  • (mouseclick)

  • -(very high pitched voice) Sometimes your heart has to let go...

  • (mouseclick)

  • - (deep voice) Just ate a hot pocket.

  • - The "Trying Too Hard Guy"

  • I don't know if girls actually fall for this, but we've all seen those guys that try way too hard to impress them.

  • These guys will post the corniest things to get girls to think that they're the perfect guy.

  • - Hey ladies

  • Do me a favor

  • Don't show me your boobs

  • Show me your mind!

  • - The "Not Enough Information Person That Makes Posts About Their Current Situation But Doesn't Want To Talk About It When You Ask Them" Person

  • If you're gonna post something specifically meant for one person to understand then send them a freakin' message.

  • Or at least when we're caring enough to ask you about it tell us what you're talking about!

  • The "Wannabe Rapper"

  • Those people that try to act all hard and cool by posting

  • pictures of their money and guns, and tattoos, I don't know other gangster stuff.

  • Pretty much wannabe rappers.

  • The "Grammar Nazi"

  • I mean the grammar nazi has got to be one of the most annoying people

  • and yet -

  • - ACTUALLY, 'grammer' is spelled with an a!

  • - Everyone on MySpace.

  • And last but not least, whether it's on Twitter, Facebook, or even YouTube, there's always that one

  • irritating guy who's always complaining about others.

  • . . .

  • Where's the cutaway?

  • OH HELL NO!

  • [PSY - Gangam Style]

  • You happy? Now please stop.

Hey guys!

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