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  • WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

  • WHAT A LOVELY AUDIENCE.

  • SUCH A FANTASTIC AUDIENCE.

  • I WOULD LIKE TO SMOTHER YOU ALL IN A LEMON BUTTER WINE SAUCE.

  • I JUST MADE THAT UP.

  • I JUST TOTALLY MADE UP THAT RECIPE.

  • LAUGH WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW."

  • I'M STEPHEN COLBERT.

  • YOU'RE ALL LOOKING VERY FRIDAY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

  • HERE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE THING IS, WE ACTUALLY TAPE

  • THIS THURSDAY NIGHT, AND AS WE SPEAK RIGHT NOW, MY

  • UNDERSTANDING IS HURRICANE MATTHEW IS MAKING LANDFALL IN

  • FLORIDA, AND WE JUST WANT TO SAY WE HOPE EVERYBODY DOWN THERE

  • STAYS SAFE, FLORIDA, GEORGIA, ON THE CAROLINA COAST.

  • IF YOU HAVEN'T GOTTEN OUT THEREOF, IF YOU'RE IN

  • EVACUATION, PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO GO.

  • IF NOT FIND A PLACE, FIND SOME SHELTER, GET SOME WATER, FILL UP

  • YOUR BATH TUB.

  • PLEASE DO STAY SAFE.

  • I MEAN THAT ESPECIALLY FOR MY FAMILY DOWN THERE.

  • WE LOVE YOU.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE?

  • YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE IT TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR FOLKS DOWN

  • THERE WHEN A HURRICANE IS COMING?

  • THERE IS ANOTHER DISASTER HAPPENING THIS WEEKEND.

  • THIS SUNDAY IN ST. LOUIS, THEY'RE HOLDING ANOTHER

  • PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, TRUMP VS.

  • CLINTON!

  • ONE ON ONE!

  • THE KERBLOOIE IN SAINT LOUIE!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND IT IS SUCH A BIG EVENT, THAT

  • THE DEBATE WILL AIR LIVE IN MOVIE THEATERS ACROSS THE UNITED

  • STATES.

  • YES, ON THE SAME WEEKEND "BIRTH OF A NATION" IS OPENING IN

  • THEATERS, YOU CAN ALSO WATCH WHAT MIGHT BE THE DEATH OF ONE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I JUST--

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I JUST HOPE IT'S IN 3D.

  • IT WILL SEEM LIKE THE PANDERING IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE COMPANY THAT IS DOING THIS,

  • THE MOVIE THEATERRIES ARE OFFERING THE TICKETS FOR FREE.

  • AND ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE, YOU CAN GET A FREE SODA WITH ANY

  • POPCORN PURCHASE, AND A COMPANY SPOKESPERSON SAID, "REPUBLICANS

  • AND DEMOCRATS WILL AGREE, THIS IS A PRETTY SWEET DEAL."

  • WRONG!

  • REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS WILL NEVER AGREE ON ANYTHING.

  • THEY WON'T CONFIRM YOUR POPCORN, AND THEY'RE GOING TO FILIBUSTER

  • THE JUNIOR MINTS.

  • AND ONE OF THE THINGS THAT HURT TRUMP IN THE LAST DEBATE IS THE

  • FACT THAT HE OFFENDED SOME WOMEN BY INSULTING THEIR LOOKS AND

  • OTHERS BY COMPLIMENTING THEIR LOOKS.

  • AND THIS WEEK, HE WAS ASKED TO DEFEND ALL THOSE COMMENTS.

  • >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCERN FROM PARENTS OF YOUNGER GIRLS,

  • THAT SOME OF THE WORDING THAT YOU'VE USED TO TALK ABOUT

  • ATTRACTIVENESS OR UNATTRACTIVENESS, MIGHT MAKE IT

  • MORE DIFFICULT FOR GIRLS WHO ARE STRUGGLING WITH THEIR BODY IMAGE

  • AND THE PRESSURE TO BE MODEL PERFECT?

  • >> SURE, I DO.

  • AND, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF THIS IS DONE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT

  • BUSINESS.

  • I'M BEING INTERVIEWED FOR "APPRENTICE," LONG BEFORE I EVER

  • THOUGHT IN TERMS OF RUNNING FOR OFFICE, OBVIOUSLY.

  • SO THIS WAS REALLY SOMETHING THAT I JUST DECIDED TO DO, BUT A

  • LOT OF THAT WAS DONE FOR THE PURPOSE OF ENTERTAINMENT.

  • >> Stephen: SEE, WOMEN?

  • HE WASN'T DEMEANING AND DEGRADING YOU.

  • HE WAS DEMEANING AND DEGRADING YOU FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE HE FOUND IT AMUSING.

  • AND IF WOMEN DON'T LIKE IT, THEY CAN FIND THEIR OWN FORM OF

  • ENTERTAINMENT.

  • MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW, VOTING AGAINST DONALD TRUMP THIS

  • NOVEMBER.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) JUST FOR FUN.

  • JUST FOR FUN.

  • I DON'T KNOW.

  • I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING MORE ENTERTAINING THAN WATCHING HIM

  • GIVE A CONCESSION SPEECH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • THAT-- THAT IN A MOVIE THEATER WEEK PRETTY FUN.

  • NOW, RECENTLY IT CAME OUT THAT TRUMP WORKED WITH THE GOLD

  • STANDARD IN OBJECTIFYING WOMEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT: "PLAYBOY."

  • FIRST, BUZZFEED DUG UP A "PLAYBOY" VIDEO FROM 2000 OF

  • TRUMP WELCOMING PLAYMATES TO NEW YORK BY POURING CHAMPAGNE ON A

  • LIMO.

  • THAT IS THE CLOSEST HE WILL EVER COME TO FILLING HIS OWN GAS

  • TANK.

  • AND JUST A FEW DAYS LATER, CNN UNEARTHED ANOTHER OLD "PLAYBOY"

  • VIDEO FEATURING TRUMP PHOTOGRAPHING AND INTERVIEWING A

  • MODEL.

  • EVIDENTLY, SHE PERFORMED WELL IN THE INTERVIEW BUT WAS NOT

  • SELECTED TO BE HIS NEXT WIFE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS BOMBSHELL OF TRUMP HANGING

  • OUT WITH BOMBSHELLS COMES FROM A 1994 VHS TAPE TITLED "PLAYBOY

  • CENTERFOLD," THAT WAS OBTAINED BY SOMETHING CALLED "CNN'S

  • KFILE."

  • WELL, THIS IS IMPRESSIVE INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM BLEW ME

  • AWAY AND I HAD TO KNOW MORE.

  • SO JOINING ME NOW, IS THE REPORTER RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

  • SCOOP, CNN'S KFILE.

  • >> WHAT'S UP, STEPHEN.

  • K-FILE, THANKS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE

  • IT'S ME, KEVIN FILEMAN-- A.K.A. K-FILE!

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, KEVIN.

  • >> IT'S K-FILE.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, K-FILE, HOW DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS EXPLOSIVE

  • 1994 "PLAYBOY" VIDEOTAPE?

  • >> YEAH, IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I GOT IT FROM MY OLDER BROTHER

  • DAVE, RIGHT, WHO IN TURN STOLE IT FROM HIS FRIEND'S DAD, WHO

  • HAD HAD IT HIDDEN IN THE VHS SLEEVE FOR "ROBOCOP."

  • >> Stephen: FASCINATING.

  • CAN WE EXPECT ANY MORE BIG REVELATIONS LIKE THIS?

  • >> OH, YEAH.

  • I'VE GOT A WHOLE BOX OF BIG REVELATIONS STASHED UNDER MY

  • BED.

  • YEAH, I GOT "BIG REVELATIONS 1," I GOT "BIG REVELATIONS 2," "BIG

  • REVELATIONS 3"-- IN THIS ONE, THEY'RE IN OUTER SPACE FOR SOME

  • REASON.

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU UNCOVERED ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT DONALD

  • TRUMP IN YOUR INVESTIGATIONS?

  • >> NOT YET, BUT I'M STILL GOING THROUGH DAVE'S OLD HUSTLERS AND

  • BUTT MAGS.

  • DAVE, YOU ARE SICK, BRO.

  • >> Stephen: CNN'S KFILE, EVERYBODY.

  • GREAT WORK KFILE.

  • NANTASKET.

  • FOLKS, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

  • DIANE LANE IS HERE.

  • AND WHEN WE RETURN, WE WILL HEAR THE LATEST PROCLAMATIONS FROM A

  • CERTAIN FURRY HAT.

  • STICK AROUND!

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