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  • - I mean, having a penis is great and fun.

  • ("Fornicary Gentlemen")

  • - Uhhhhh.

  • - Oh man.

  • - Woah.

  • - God, I don't know, this one's tough.

  • - (laughing) I'll let you start this one.

  • - Being hungry all the time.

  • - Guys are a lot sweatier and smellier than girls are.

  • Ugh.

  • - Even if you're gay, we're like, ew.

  • - I don't like that we have less options of dress.

  • Girls have way more fashion choices.

  • Guys can only wear a certain amount of things

  • without facing I think a certain amount of social judgement.

  • - Girls have like a million shoe options.

  • - Yeah, if I could wear a skirt I'd totally wear a skirt.

  • It'd be so comfortable.

  • - Be a tough guy, like that whole thing,

  • I'm not really into that.

  • - You're the man of the house,

  • or act like a man.

  • - You have to look a certain way, dress a certain way,

  • talk a certain way.

  • - I think many men still have to deal with

  • expectations of machismo.

  • - It's a lot of pressure.

  • - Yeah, it's a lot of pressure.

  • - Guys get a terrible rap because they just like

  • (bleep) things up all the time.

  • - We are to blame for most (bleep).

  • - I also don't like the stigma that I can't like

  • be in touch with myself emotionally.

  • - Being a man, we don't like cry about a lot of things.

  • - Yeah, being able to cry would be nice.

  • - You get called a drama queen

  • or a princess.

  • - Yeah, I mean, we feel things.

  • I think people should respect that.

  • ("Fornicary Gentlemen")

  • - Not getting periods is a pretty good one.

  • - That dogs are my best friend.

  • - Not worried about like, "Oh, my legs are hairy,

  • "or my armpits, or my chest, or my nipples,

  • "or my face."

  • - It's not the privilege that I appreciate

  • about being a man,

  • though like being a man comes with quite a bit of privilege.

  • - I certainly like the feeling of testosterone.

  • - It's like adrenaline,

  • like it's actually like a hormone in your body

  • that effects how you feel,

  • and makes you feel like you have like agency and control.

  • - Strength and like, bahhhh!

  • - I just like the smell of being a man.

  • Like, the funk sometimes you get in that like just musk

  • and you just like feel good.

  • - I mean, having a penis is great and fun.

  • - It is fun to do a helicopter with your penis.

  • (Man in Gray laughs)

  • I'm not gonna lie, that is pretty cool.

  • - That's my favorite part.

  • - And when you learn how to do it right,

  • and you got the balance.

  • - It's like having a little buddy all the time, you know.

  • - I like really enjoy feeling like people depend on me.

  • - Sometimes when you're like helping somebody move,

  • and then they're like, "Pick that up."

  • And you're like, "Oh yeah."

  • - If I could like save a puppy or like

  • carry something heavy.

  • - Have you saved a puppy before?

  • - I've saved a puppy before.

  • - Have you really?

  • - Yeah.

  • I like carrying groceries for people,

  • and like helping ladies across the street.

  • Some chivalry is not dead for me.

  • I'm old school.

  • - [Man with Mustache] You're like the True American Hero.

  • - I try.

- I mean, having a penis is great and fun.

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