Name: How to Not Get Girls
Uploaded: 2016-10-09T11:23:16.000Z
Duration: 4 min 19 s
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because I want to tell you guys it's true.

Hey, oh, you want to go on a date with me?

If we're being real, I suck at getting girls,

but if there is one thing I do, it's how not to get girls.

So for today's video I made a little tutorial

for you guys on what you should do not get girls.

You're going to want to look top notch douche all the time.

The most important accessory is sunglasses.

Whatever you're doing you have to always wear them

because, remember, it's always sunny in doucheville.

Now some people will say that personality

100 percent of girls love huge, muscular,

Therefore, you need to go the gym at least five times a day

This is key, make sure to eat as much protein as possible.

When you eat, when you drink, when you brush your teeth,

and when you absolutely can't eat anymore of it snort it.

and everyone will be super jealous of your muscles.

Now that you've got yourself looking good

so once you start talking to a specific girl

make sure to text and hang out with at least 10 other girls.

when you're texting somebody that you like

about your girl, your babe, your whatever.

the best thing to talk about is your ex girlfriends,

O.K., so everyone knows that girls love it

so make sure to call her a slut and a (beep)

You see, body image is a very touch subject for everyone,

so when you see your girl call her a fatty,

This tender loving care is by no means hurtful

Now some of you might have been wondering

why the title of this video says girls and not a girl,

that's because the more girls the better.

and you have to collect them all, like Pokemon.

love to be treated in lower value than men,

I guess that it only makes sense, you know,

guys were created like 100 times better than girls.