[CRASH]

[Creaky door opening]

Where's senpai?

[Loud, hysterically overjoyed, and possibly demonic gasp]

HIII!

[AGGRESSIVE SNIFF]

Oookay, I'm gonna go on my way now.

Bye, Senpai, have a lovely day at school!

[Distant] SENPAI!

The Cooking Club is the first way to win the hearts of all your friends.

And they ARE your friends, no matter how much they scream they're not.

I've got a plate of octopi [Laugh]

They're so cute!

Look at you!

Look at all of you!

Oh!

SENPAI!

Don't you want my lovely sausages?!

SENPAI!

It's gonna hurt my feelings-

[Slightly deranged music plays] -and I might do something crazy-

[Music returns to normal] -if you don't take my food and put it inthide you.

[lovestruck] Thank youuuuu~

[Distant] SENPAI!

Who are you?

What the hell?

Alright, you know what?

{Girl Delinquent: Who do you think you are?}

[Mockingly] Ooo ''Who do you think you are'', BITCH?!

I'll smack down with you guys with your stupid wooden sticks!

WOWOWOWOWO

{Girl Delinquent: Don't even think about it!} [Mark continues making 'WOWOW' sounds]

SHOMWMWOMWOMWOM!

[Smack] [Thud]

OW! Why'd you do that?

Why did you do that?

I was trying to do something epic right there, why did you do that?

[Distant] SENPAI!

This means I can win a fight with those douchebags outside the school!

I'm gonna show them what for for not accepting my spicy sausage!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not eating the hotdogs.

That's what I wanted to say.

Oh!

OH MY GOD! NO!

AUUH HO!

Ghastly voice: You wish to borrow my power?

Yeah sure, give it to me. [Squeaky noises]

Ghastly voice: [Evil chuckling]

[Not-so-evil laugh]

I'm going off to the other world!

Imma kill people!

For FUN!!!!!!!

Oh my god!

Oh, this is amazing!

Hi! Bye! [Gruesome slicing and screams]

Hi! Bye! Ohhh! [Screams continue] Ohhhh

[Insane laughter]

... FUCK!-

Eugh, oh god!

Hey, look at me! It's a puppet show!

HahaHAhaha!

Okay. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!

[Creepy Music]

Repeat after me!

I love Senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you!

I love Senpai, yes I do! He's for me, not for you!

I LOVE SENPAI, YES I DO! HE'S FOR ME, NOT FOR YOU!