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  • What's up, guys?

  • I haven't hum...

  • ...seen you guys since Halloween.

  • It's good to have everybody back!

  • Yo, why are we here for?

  • I was about to get there but

  • but apparently a lot of people didn't get the ending

  • to our last Skitzo video.

  • What are you talking about?

  • You know, the last Skitzo episode we did?

  • The thirty minute Halloween video?

  • I don't recall.

  • We didn't do that.

  • It wasn't even that long ago,

  • how do you guys not remember?

  • What was the name of it?

  • "The Last Skitzo"!

  • It is?

  • It is what?

  • The last one?

  • What?

  • If that's the last Skitzo,

  • then what is this then?

  • Where am I? I'm lost!

  • No Regina, that wasn't really the last!

  • I don't know where I am!

  • You guys know how to get to Ryan's house?

  • Hai.

  • I'm suppose to be there for a video...

  • Yeah! I think that's like one street over.

  • Oh my gosh! Thank you!

  • No! Regina sit down!

  • Look, that obviously wasn't the last Skitzo!

  • That's what I've been trying to say

  • this whole time!

  • People just thought it was because of the title!

  • Title of what?

  • The video!

  • What video ?

  • "The Last Skitzo" !

  • Oh my god! It is!

  • I'm lost again!

  • Ugh.

  • Alright, now that everyone knows what we are talking about,

  • we are all in the same page, right?

  • Yah

  • Hai.

  • Page 3.

  • What?

  • Wait, are we on page 4?

  • Nah, I think we're still on page 2.

  • Oh, okay.

  • No guys! There is no actual pages!

  • Yes there are!

  • See?

  • Ryan says: "What are you guys talking about?"

  • "There is no actual pages."

  • Regina says : "Yes there are!"

  • See Regina holds up script and reads:

  • "Ryan says..."

  • Okay, that's not supposed to be in this.

  • Just put that down.

  • No!

  • I'm just kidding you guys.

  • It actually says : "Regina puts down script.."

  • but..

  • I'm a rebel.

  • I don't even have script!

  • I don't know how to read.

  • Anyway, now that we're all on the same p...

  • I mean we all know what we're talking about

  • We all know that Skitzo is not completely ending...

  • but I do think it is time that we come up with some new shows

  • You know we've got to keep this channel fresh

  • We gotta come up with shows that people actually want to see

  • Skits like these are a thing in the past!

  • Oh, I can do that, it's easy!

  • (Laughs) I've got some ideas!

  • Hai!

  • Well, that's...good then...let's see your ideas!

  • Who want's to go first

  • I'll go!

  • Sounds good, let's hear it.

  • So I know this channel has a lot of guys that watch

  • but I think we're missing out on all the young girls.

  • 'Cause young girls need somebody to like up to, you know ?

  • Somebody that say young...and smart...and beautiful...

  • and smart...and intelligent...and all six of those things put together!

  • And I'm gonna do just that with my new show

  • that has one of my best friends

  • and it's called...

  • "Beautiful, young, smart, intelligent...

  • Oh yeah! My show is called: "Reginers and Shawndies."

  • Hi! I'm Regina! But you can call me Reginers.

  • and I'm Shawnda but you can call me Shawndies!

  • But when we're together,

  • you can just call us:

  • RHAWNDERIES!

  • Which I know sounds like a racist joke about

  • an asian saying the word "laundry"

  • but it's not !

  • We're not racist!

  • and we hate laundry!

  • We're just:

  • Reginers and Shawndies!

  • So welcome back and thank you guys again for tuning into our show.

  • If you guys don't already know, were the coolest teens in our school.

  • We're homeschooled!

  • And we're gonna teach you guys how to be coolies like us!

  • Isn't that right Shawndies?

  • Yeah.

  • Right?

  • Duh.

  • Okay.

  • Right?

  • Most of our swaggiest friends live by the motto of YOLO.

  • You Only Live Once.

  • But the cooler and swaggier kids live by a completely new motto

  • that we made up.

  • Awesomely Never Not Obeying Yolo Is Not Good!

  • Also, known as annoying!

  • Which basically means you should awesomely live your life because you only live once.

  • Because if you don't, that's not good.

  • And today, we're going to teach you guys how to sound like an annoying teen, just like us!

  • The first step in sounding like an annoying teen is to shorten your words.

  • Words are long.

  • If something is crazy, all you have to say is:

  • Oh my god, that is so cray!

  • If something is amazing, all you have to say is:

  • Woah that is so a maze.

  • And if something is crazy amazing, all you have to do is put the two together and say:

  • Oh my god woah, that is so craymay

  • *ding*

  • The next step in sounding like an annoying teen is simple.

  • All you have to do is add ers or ies to any word, and it instantly becomes annoying!

  • For example,

  • Hey Shawndies are you hungers right now?

  • So totes hungers, how 'bout you?

  • Oh my god, I got the rumblies in my tummers.

  • We should totally go to Chipoties

  • Love Chipoters

  • Oh my god, Chipoters is life!

  • Oh my god

  • I can't even!

  • And the last tip we have for you to sound like an annoying teen is to make up your own trendy word!

  • Just like Gretchen did in the movie Mean Girls!

  • She made up the word "fetch!"

  • And it was completely new and completely original!

  • The most unswag thing you can do as a teen is

  • to use somebody else's trend words.

  • Swag!

  • Oh, my god what the fu-

  • *beep*

  • Make sure you make up your own original word.

  • Don't copy.

  • All you have to is to think of a completely different word that relates to the word that you really wanna say!

  • Like if you see a guy that's looking really cool, you can say:

  • "Oh my god, that guy is so cold!"

  • Because cool and cold are like twinsie words!

  • Yeah, and it's if he's hot and he's cold!

  • He's yes and he's no!

  • Oh, my god: Just like the Katy Perry song!

  • He's totes Kate Pers!

  • More like Cat Purs for sure!

  • Cat purs are like dog barks!

  • Dogs are so adorbs!

  • Yeah but barks are not!

  • Yeah but barks are from trees

  • But like trees have branches

  • So branches are like sticks!

  • And like dogs and sticks do go together!

  • Yeah because when you throw a stick, dogs like to "fetch!"

  • Oh my god that's the perfect word he is so fetch!

  • So proud we made it up!

  • So thank you guys again so much for watching

  • Let us know if you have any other teen related questions and put them in the comment box below!

  • All you have to do is hashtag Reginers and Shawndies and we may answer you next!

  • But until then, I'm Reginers, and I'm Shawndies.

  • And together, we're just: Reginers and Shawndies!

  • *Laughing and cheering*

  • Who's clapping? We don't even have an audience.

  • So..?

  • What'd you guys think?

  • I should've thought of that, that's a good idea.

  • I mean it's definitely something..

  • Yeah I was thinking of that too, something, yeah.

  • I knew it was something.

  • Umm..

  • Anyway, Hanate,

  • R-Dizzle, one of you guys wanna go next?

  • Yep

  • . . .

  • I'm not trying to rush you but like, are you gonna tell us?

  • I'm already doing it.

  • You're doing it? How?

  • You haven't even said a word.

  • Oh, I gotta say it out loud?

  • I thought if I just thought about it, it would just show up..

  • No..

  • Oh

  • It's a common mistake.

  • Well, my show is basically want everybody comes to the internet to see;

  • Pranks.

  • I mean pranks do well, but, it's not that original..

  • I mean I just did put out a video about prankers going too far.

  • Exactly, that's what makes my pranks different.

  • But how?

  • See, all those prankers that are taking it too far,

  • I'm gonna prank them, but even farther - further.

  • further...I don't know how to read..

  • *laughs*

  • Got you bro! *laughs more*

  • Dude I got you so bad!

  • - Oh, why'd you do that man?

  • It was prank, it was a prank!

  • *phone rings*

  • Hello?

  • Mister Charles Brown?

  • Yeah this is Charles Brown, who's this?

  • Hello Charles (Char-less) this is Doctor R-Dizzle --

  • I mean, Doctor Dizzle-R..

  • Junior, at the third, fourth.. The 34th.

  • Your, uh, y-your parents were recently in a car accident

  • and you were their emergency contact.

  • Oh my god, what happened, are they okay?

  • Yes uh, they're both still alive but in critical condition.

  • We're gonna need you to come down here immediately.

  • Yeah of course, I'll be right there.

  • *ominous music*

  • Ow! Dude, come on.

  • Mister Brown (bro-in)?

  • It's brown.

  • Hahaha, like poo.

  • Um, uh sorry *clears throat*

  • Come on, where's my parents, can I see them?

  • Yes, uh, you will be able to see them shortly but

  • I do have to inform you that..

  • Wait hold on, where are my dolls?..

  • Can you hold this real quick?

  • Thank you.

  • What is this?

  • Sometimes we use the dolls to explain to kids what really happens so they're not shocked.

  • I don't need that!

  • Well imma do it anyway!

  • Oh um, sorry, uh..

  • Look your father.. we had to amputate both of his arms;

  • and well, your mother coincidentally, we had to amputate both of her legs.

  • What the hell happened..

  • We actually thought the best course of action was to take

  • both one arm and one leg from both your mother and father and sew them on each other..

  • so that they'd at least have one of each.

  • Wait, what??

  • The only problem is..I kind of mixed up the arm and the leg during the surgery?

  • What? What does that even mean?

  • Well it means that we accidentally sewed the same leg on your father and the same arm on your mother,

  • so now..

  • No! This can't be happening!

  • It is....i-it did.

  • Uh Mr. Poop Color, there's actually one more thing I need to inform you.

  • What else could you have possibly done you stupid son of a --

  • None of this is true bro!

  • What?

  • My name is R-Dizzle, I'm not even a real doctor!

  • None of this even happened!

  • You know what? YOU JUST GOT PRANKED SON!

  • *laughing*

  • Yo yo, he got you so good dude!

  • Your parents aren't even in the hospital!

  • Oh god, okay, well where are they?

  • They're in the river!

  • What?

  • I killed 'em!

  • Yo what up it's your boy R-Dizzle, make sure you guys like my fan page if you guys wanna see more pranks..

  • That was disgusting.

  • Yeah, I know, his name was the color of poo!

  • I like it!

  • Hai!

  • I just need to..Can we just please move on? Hanate can you go?

  • Oh yah yah!

  • My show is about the gaming!

  • You do gaming videos?

  • Well again, that's not something new, but gaming videos do do pretty well!

  • Ha, doo-doo!

  • *giggles*

  • No! Mine is different from everybody else!

  • How so?

  • Everybody else film themselves playing game,

  • but I'm going to film myself watching them play the game!

  • . . .

  • I don't like this!

  • Hanateehee

  • Damn that's another good idea!

  • That was my favorite one yet!

  • Are you serious?

  • What?

  • You actually think that's a good show idea?

  • Why you always gotta hate on our show ideas? At least we got ideas, where's yours?

  • Ya haters back off!

  • I guess there's no better time than now, but, this is my show idea!

  • What?

  • I don't get it!

  • I still don't have script so I don't know what to say!

  • After all these years of Skitzo videos I guess it's finally time to reveal it.

  • Reveal what?

  • Well...the truth.

  • That's about it.

  • I just tell them the truth.

  • I mean I know you told me not to talk back to these voices in my head, but..

  • I mean, what am I gonna do?

  • I needed show ideas.

  • And they had different ideas I never would've thought of.

  • It's like they have their own..personalities..

  • Like that one that wanted to do a pranking channel that just went way too far,

  • and that other one that came up with the..gaming reacting video

  • which we probably can't we even do 'cause we'd get sued for that now..

  • and the girl, man,

  • I'm not gonna lie, she probably had one of the best ideas out of all them but..

  • my God is she SO annoying!

  • I mean sometimes I-

  • sometimes I just wanna

  • you know?

  • Just..

  • I don't know how much more I can take.

  • you know..

  • What do you think I should do?

  • Well..

  • First of all, just remember when you're feeling these feelings,

  • just remember what I always say.

  • Just breathe; Everything's gonna be okay.

  • Secondly, I think you do have a show idea.

  • I don't think you need those other ideas.

  • All these voices that you keep hearing inside your head, I mean it seems to me that-

  • Oh my gosh, is that Sam?

  • Really? You're just gonna cut me off?

  • What? I'm just saying hi to Sam, hi Sam!

  • Oh hi Regina! It's been a while!

  • I thought you were supposed to be dead!

  • No Regina, that was just a skit for Halloween

  • remember? That's why Hanate it still alive too,

  • I mean I thought you'd kinda figure that out since he's kind of sitting right next to you..

  • Hanate you're alive too!?

  • Hai.

  • Wait, this doesn't make any sense how are you guys--

  • Wait a second Sam,

  • if you're still alive, and Hanate is still alive,

  • that must mean..

  • Oh my gosh my Stevens! Stevers is alive I love him!

  • Yeah, you see, about that..um..

  • *gunshot*

  • What the heck?

  • Where am I?

  • Hello Steve and welcome to Heaven.

  • No I can't be dead!

  • Oh that's right I got shot..

  • Actually you're not dead yet.

  • What?

  • You are in a place between life and death and you must choose your own path.

  • What do you mean?

  • You have a choice. You can choose to come with me right now

  • and enter the gates of Heaven, or,

  • you can return to your body, fight through the pain, push harder than you ever pushed before,

  • and not only will you be able to see, but love amongst all of your loved ones once again.

  • It is your choice Steven.

  • Steven..

  • Yeah no, I'm just gonna stay here.

  • Oh! I get it! He's waiting for me, he's such a sweetheart.

  • He's so fetch.

  • Right..

  • Alright are you done?

  • With what?

  • Uh, interrupting me by talking to people in my cutaway or my skit?

  • Talking to people in a fake world?

  • Wait wait hold on, you think that you're in the real world?

  • Uh..yeah, we obviously started in this world and you were my show idea!

  • Uh, no...this is obviously the real world, I mean you guys are just a bunch of

  • voices in my head

  • you're not real, isn't that right Dr. Sam?

  • What are you talking about Sam? I thought you were on our side!

  • Well, no, I'm on this side in the real world, so..

  • That's not the real world!

  • Yes it is!

  • You trying to call us fake?!

  • We're not fakers, we're real!

  • I'm the one with the actual doctor right here!

  • He's not lying!

  • *arguing*

  • I don't like this!

  • Hanateehee!

What's up, guys?

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