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  • (chipper music)

  • - No, it's just a lot of cocaine.

  • - So when Katie gets here, I'll start the intervention.

  • - You're going to lead it?

  • Not a professional ? That's a little ghetto.

  • (groans)

  • What?

  • - Ghetto?

  • - Oh, I can't say, "ghetto," any more?

  • Everything is so P.C. these days.

  • It's annoying how uptight you are.

  • - I know it's easy to think that we're being uptight

  • but language evolves and it's fine to adapt to that.

  • You know, we know you're not a bad person

  • so just apologize and move on.

  • Stop being such a girl.

  • - Woah. - [Blonde Woman] Hang on,

  • what?

  • - No, no, no, I mean like he's being a little bitch. Like a girl.

  • - Okay, that's not cool.

  • - Like the way bitches are girls.

  • Oh, okay, fine.

  • Now this is effecting me, I think I'm with Grant.

  • Things are getting a little out of hand in the P.C. department

  • and where do you draw the line ?

  • - Thank you.

  • - Thank you.

  • - We're not being too P.C., you guys are just being dicks.

  • Take responsibility for the hurtful things you're saying.

  • I mean, you're obviously using girl as an insult

  • and that's retarded.

  • - Woah! - [All] Woah! - Hey.

  • - Wow, it's like no one can say anything any more.

  • You guys are just trying to find stuff

  • that's not even there.

  • You're searching for ghosts, man.

  • It's like no one can say anything without offending someone else these days.

  • - Look, culture is just constantly shifting

  • and it's our job as socially responsible human beings to adapt to that.

  • Honestly, I kind of thought that you Orientals would understand.

  • - Hey.

  • - [All] Woah.

  • - What?

  • I mean, okay, well, maybe P.C. culture

  • is getting a little bit too sensitive.

  • Everybody's always policing each other's language.

  • What happened to my first amendment rights?

  • - It's not P.C. culture's fault, Siobhan.

  • It's just gay to call someone Oriental.

  • - Oh !

  • - What ?

  • - I meant gay as in lame, not gay as in the people.

  • Man up, pussies.

  • - It's hurtful to use gay like that.

  • - And it's ableist to say, " lame."

  • - Yeah, and man up is kind of sexist.

  • - Also, don't use the p word.

  • It's gross.

  • - Oh my God !

  • I'm so sick of this P.C. social justice warrior atmosphere,

  • to live in a world where every word is a landmine

  • is not the kind of world I want to live in.

  • - It's not the world's fault, okay.

  • You're being a dick for clinging to hurtful phrases.

  • You can still use them if you want,

  • just know that everyone's going to think you're an asshole.

  • Don't blame the world for being politically correct.

  • - You know, actually, politically correct is not really politically correct any more.

  • (everyone groaning)

  • It's a micro-aggression.

  • - That's crazy.

  • - Crazy ?!

  • That has not been okay for awhile now.

  • - Then I guess I won't say anything at all.

  • I guess you're always right and I'm always wrong.

  • - Oh, come on, just admit for one goddamn second

  • that we're all the assholes here.

  • - [Everyone] I'm not an asshole.

  • (yelling, fighting)

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