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  • (crowd cheers)

  • Thank you, I know. I know I am awesome.

  • Thank you. (laughter)

  • Welcome back to the Ryan Higa show.

  • You might remember us from 2006 when we first started

  • but got cancelled after two shows due to the whole views and ratings.

  • (booing)

  • I know. I know.

  • You know what they say, though?

  • What do you do when you fall off the horse?

  • You make lemonade.

  • (laughter)

  • That was a good one.

  • We have a very special guest coming on tonight.

  • A lot of you new to the show might not recognize him right away,

  • but he has been in my videos since the very beginning,

  • from How to be Ninja to Bromance,

  • please welcome...Sean Fu--

  • Fu-jai-osh-ai. Sean Fujiyoshi.

  • - Hey, how's it going? Nice to meet you. - (audience cheers)

  • You already know me. Why are you acting like this?

  • Just have a seat. Have a seat.

  • So, Sean, tell me a little bit about how you really got started?

  • (Sean) Why do you keep calling me that?

  • - What? - Seen...you keep saying Seen.

  • Well, what do you want me to call you...God?

  • (laughter from audience)

  • So tell me, Sean, a lot of people have been commentating

  • on my videos lately, saying things like, "Where's Sean?

  • I haven't seen Sean in a long time! Has anybody seen Sean?"

  • (Ryan) Where have you been?

  • Why haven't you been in videos lately?

  • - Do you really want me to answer that? - Uh-huh.

  • - But you already know where I've been. - Uh-huh.

  • - And you could just tell everybody where-- - Uh-huh.

  • (sighing) Alright, well, I've been--

  • Time out! Sean, this is the Ryan Higa Show,

  • not the Sean-Bores-Everyone-To-Death- With-His-Life-Story Show, right?

  • (laughter from audience)

  • I-I don't know what's going on.

  • - So tell me, Sean-- (Seen) - SEAN! (Shawn)

  • Stan, you said you're actually in college in Oregon,

  • studying Engineering, correct?

  • I didn't actually get to say that but, yes, that's correct.

  • Then tell me then:

  • - What is a Liopleurodon? - (audience ooooohs)

  • That's not really an Engineering question, so--

  • - Uh-huh. - I wouldn't know--

  • Uh-huh.

  • This is starting to get really weird--

  • And we'll be right back after a few words from our sponsors.

  • - Stay tuned. - (audience applauds)

  • Blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah.

  • (gentle piano music)

  • (gasping)

  • My gosh! You startled me.

  • Don't be afraid, 'cause I'm here.

  • - (gasping) - And I'll always be here.

  • (gentle piano music)

  • (singing) Every kite becomes with K.

  • - That wasn't a real commercial. - You're not a real commercial.

  • - And we're back! - (audience applauds)

  • For those of you just joining us, we're here with Stan Fijiwanabran.

  • - Tell me, Stan-- - Sean! (Shawn)

  • - Sean! (Seen) - Sean! (Shawn)

  • - Sean? (Shawn) - Yes!

  • So tell me, Jason, are there any new projects you're working on?

  • Are you actually gonna let me say it this time

  • or are you just gonna cut me off again?

  • - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh, you mean you're gonna

  • let me speak, or uh-huh you're just gonna--

  • So Sean is actually working on starting up his own YouTube channel.

  • - Of course, after he graduates from college. - (audience ooohs)

  • That's actually correct...for once!

  • And he has a little clip that he wants to show you guys

  • as a preview to what his channel's gonna look like.

  • So take a look.

  • I kinda edited your clip. I hope you don't mind.

  • Wait, what?

  • What's up, everybody? Sean Fujiyoshi here.

  • I just wanted to let you all know that I will be starting

  • a new YouTube channel and it's gonna be awes--

  • AWWWESOME!

  • Because if you subscribe to Sean, you'll be seeing things similar to this:

  • Action!

  • Drama!

  • Comedy.

  • Legit parkour!

  • Wigs!

  • Beautiful turns to the camera.

  • Beautiful turns to the camera with wigs!

  • Beautiful turns to the camera with wigs and parkour!

  • LAMP!

  • Big, bouncy inflatable green ball!

  • More LAMP!

  • Hard and black realistic but not real gun.

  • LAMBS!

  • And, of course, lots of scenes with Sean in it

  • that you've never seen before!

  • Sean--

  • So stay tuned and keep an eye out because my channel

  • should be coming out very soon.

  • But my channel's already here!

  • You know what? I'm done with this sh*t.

  • Wow, what the f*ck?!

  • Dude, don't f*cking swear on my show!

  • Is this funny to you?!

  • Making fun of me?

  • (children cheering)

  • (audience gasps)

  • I'm not making fun of you, Sean.

  • You know, I can't believe, after everything we've been through,

  • you still treat me like this. Even on your own show.

  • I mean, we've known each other for so long.

  • (Sean) Not just the videos we've done together,

  • not even all the blood, sweat and tears we shared in high school sports,

  • but we've known each other since we were little kids.

  • And yet I come here, all the way from Oregon,

  • and you can't even say my name right?

  • - Is that really all you want? - Just say my name.

  • - Say your name. - Say my name.

  • Truth is...I don't even know your name.

  • I know your mother's name...

  • Destiny.

  • What?

  • Everybody give it up for our guest tonight, Destiny's child!

  • (Destiny's Child: Say My Name)

  • Tee hee!

  • (farting)

  • (laughter off set)

  • Sorry.

  • Alright?

  • (laughter)

  • What're you laughing about?

  • My back hurts when I laugh, dude.

  • Why is that?

  • - Sean. (Seen) - Sean! (Shawn)

  • Sen.

  • (laughter)

  • (singing) Every kite begins with K!

  • - (singing) Every kite begins with K! - Okay, sorry.

  • Five, six, seven, eight:

  • - (singing) Every kite-- - (laughter)

  • (singing) Every kite begins with K!

  • That sounded good, dude!

(crowd cheers)

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