Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Hey guys, so I know it's been a while since

  • we hung down and it's a little awkward 'cause

  • it's been like 2 years now, but um,

  • any of you wanna-

  • Regina: Wait, why do you guys all have the same nose scar as me?

  • Did you guys also make a accident with your curling iron?

  • R-Dizzle: Yeah, actually-

  • Hanate: Hai

  • Ryan: What? No, I know for a fact that we got that from a sword

  • you know, from when we were filming the Fruit Ninja video?

  • Regina: Maybe you did, I got mine from a curling iron.

  • R-Dizzle: Yeah, me too.

  • Ryan: Well, no, I know for a fact that we got it from- Regina: You weren't there, you don't even know!

  • Ryan: I mean, I do know because I created you, so I kinda would-

  • R-Dizzle: What?!

  • Regina: No you didn't, you're not a god, you're not my mom, you're not a carpenter, you don't make things!

  • Ryan: Look, you know what, forget I said that, you're right, we got that from a curling iron.

  • R-Dizzle: Hold up.

  • What are you trying to say, that we're not real?

  • Ryan: No, I mean-

  • Regina: I don't get it, are we not real people?

  • Ryan: I-

  • R-Dizzle: Yeah, what are we? We have a right to know.

  • Ryan: Look, I don't think we should go down that road right now so-

  • Regina: Wait, is this a real road or a fake road?

  • Ryan: What?

  • Regina: Or a railroad?!

  • R-Dizzle: Rocky road?

  • Regina: *gasp* Rocky road!

  • R-Dizzle: Like the ice cream? Rocky road?-

  • Regina: Yeah!

  • Hanate: How come I the only one with Canadian accent?

  • R-Dizzle: Yeah, why is that?

  • Ryan: Canadian? What? Look guys, let's not complicate things, okay?

  • Regina: Well then just tell us: are we fake or real?

  • R-Dizzle: Are we like versions of you but like cooler?

  • Ryan: Come on guys, we really shouldn't-

  • Regina: Maybe we're all twins!

  • R-Dizzle: Or what if this is all a dream, like in that one movie-

  • Ryan: I really don't think that-

  • R-Dizzle: Titanic.

  • Hanate: I think I from Canada.

  • Look guys, please, I'm begging you, let's please not do this like-

  • R-Dizzle: Or maybe we're just clones of you, but better looking!

  • Regina: Oh my God, like in Attack Of The Clones?!

  • R-Dizzle: Yeah!

  • Regina: Are you attacking the Jedi's?

  • *R-Dizzle and Hanate gasp*

  • Regina: You made us the bad guys?! Why?!

  • Ryan: What is happening to this conversation?-

  • Regina: I hate Star Trek, why would you do this to us, Ryan?

  • R-Dizzle: Seriously bro, that's messed up.

  • Hanate: I still think I'm from Canada.

  • Ryan: STOP, OKAY?! Just stop! I don't know what you guys are, okay?

  • I don't even know what I am in all this.

  • I started this like 4 years ago,

  • and I wasn't thinking about that, okay?

  • Look, the only reason why I started doing this series again is because people kept asking for it.

  • Hanate, stop!

  • Hanate: Oh, sorry.

  • Ryan: Look, if this is how it's gonna be whenever we hang out,

  • then I don't want to continue doing this, okay?

  • So can we please just drop it?

  • And just start over?

  • Regina: So are we the Jedi's then?

  • Ryan: UGH.

  • Ryan: Alright, so now that we finally cleared things up, let's start talking about-

  • Regina: We didn't clear anything up.

  • Ryan: Ssh!

  • Regina: But you said to drop it; we didn't really clear-

  • Ryan: Ssh!

  • Regina: But you said-

  • Ryan: Ssh!

  • Regina: But-!

  • Ryan: Ssshhh

  • Regina: If you're trying to do a fire extinguisher, you're doing it wrong.

  • Ryan: Look, whether you guys are making it up or not,

  • why don't we go back to talking about your stories?

  • Regina: What stories?

  • Ryan: Your nose scars. I mean, you guys should already know my story.

  • Ryan: You know? The fruit ninja filming?

  • I got hit by a watermelon? The watermelon hit a sword, which hit my face?

  • I posted a video about it?

  • Come on, the video "Fruit Ninja Fail"?

  • Everyone else- Ohhh that one

  • Regina: No I didn't like that one.

  • R-Dizzle: Yeah, I didn't...that one sucked, man. So boring

  • Hanate: Canada.

  • Ryan: *sigh* Anyway, yeah, that story. What happened to you guys?

  • Regina: I told you, my curling iron did this.

  • Ryan: Okay, then what about you two?

  • R-Dizzle: Curling iron.

  • Hanate: Curling iron.

  • Ryan: Look, if you guys are gonna make things up,

  • at least make them different from each other!

  • R-Dizzle: Why do you keep saying we're making things up?

  • Ryan: Because you are!

  • Regina: Maybe you're the one that's making things up!

  • Ryan: I have video proof of what happened! It's uploaded.

  • Regina: Uh, so do we!

  • Ryan: You do

  • Regina: Uh, yeah.

  • Regina: So there I was, I was doing my norm-

  • Regina: Hanate!

  • Hanate: Oh sorry

  • Regina: So there I was,

  • *bright music*

  • *barking noise*

  • *lightsaber noise*

  • *laser noises*

  • Marley: Oh nooo

  • *slow motion of Regina's yell*

  • Regina: And that's when the curling-iron-lightsaber cutted my nose.

  • Hanate: *gasp*

  • R-Dizzle: Whoa, can't believe that! That actually happened.

  • Ryan: So I guess you finally watched Star Wars, huh?

  • Regina: What is that?

  • Ryan: *sigh* Let's just move on. R-Dizzle, what happened to you?

  • And please do not say that it was a-

  • R-Dizzle: Curling iron.

  • Ryan: You don't even have hair to curl, how could you have possibly gotten-

  • R-Dizzle: Shut up!

  • Ryan: Okay.

  • R-Dizzle: So there I was, like every 15 minutes of my day, curling iron.

  • R-Dizzle: 98!

  • 99!

  • 100!

  • Such an easy warm-up for me.

  • Ryan: You did 3 curls.

  • R-Dizzle: What?!

  • Ryan: I mean, you started counting at 98, so you technically only did 3 curls.

  • R-Dizzle: You trying to make me angry?

  • Ryan: What, no, you're clearly the toughest guy I know! I know better than to do that!

  • R-Dizzle: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

  • Ryan: No please R-Dizzle, you're too cool and strong and you can read gooder than me!

  • R-Dizzle: Too late. *yells*

  • Ryan: Oh no, I have to stop him from being so strong and cool!

  • *grunt*

  • R-Dizzle: Is that all you got?

  • Ryan: Ohhh no!

  • *monstrous yell*

  • Ryan: Seriously?

  • R-Dizzle: What?

  • Ryan: That is just as unrealistic as Regina's story.

  • I know that didn't happen, you even put ME in the story!

  • R-Dizzle: Well if you don't want to be in it next time, don't throw a weight at my face!

  • Regina: Yeah, why would you even do that?

  • R-Dizzle: Right?

  • Ryan: Hanate, please tell me your story is even somewhat believable.

  • Hanate: SOOO there I was, it was the year 2000 and 10

  • Announcer: Next up, team Canada!

  • Coach 1: Hanate, I need you to focus okay, we need you to get the perfect score

  • in order for us to take home the gold medal.

  • Coach 2: This is what you trained for, this is what you worked for, your whole life!

  • I believe in you, hard!

  • Coach 1: You can do this.

  • Coach 2: So hard!

  • Hanate: Don't worry coaches, I got this.

Hey guys, so I know it's been a while since

Subtitles and vocabulary

Operation of videos Adjust the video here to display the subtitles

B1 dizzle regina ryan curling iron ssh

Skitzo - Nose Scar

  • 63 4
    Caurora posted on 2016/09/19
Video vocabulary