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  • Hey guys. So I play basketball at a public park a lot and I was kinda inspired to make this video.

  • And there's just not Asians at this park. There's every ethnicity that goes there:

  • Black, White, Indian, Hispanic, pretty much every race you can think of.

  • And if you've ever been to a public basketball park, you know exactly what I'm talking about when I say there's a lot of

  • racist jokes that goes on there.

  • And for some reason, most of them are targeted towards the Asians.

  • For example, when we're picking teams they'll point at me and say,

  • "Hey gimme Jeremy Lin over there."

  • And obviously I don't look like him.

  • It's just the fact that I'm playing basketball and I'm Asian.

  • And there's two ways I can easily take that.

  • I could either act really offended and say,

  • "Damn bro, that's racist."

  • Or I can make a joke and make it seem like it's not a big deal.

  • Which is what I usually do.

  • And it works.

  • Or another example, if I were to pass the ball and it got stolen; I wouldn't be a surprise if one of my teammates said,

  • "Hey, come on you gotta open your eyes bro."

  • ASIAN STEREOTYPES.

  • Because Asians have small eyes, right?

  • Or even if they were to pass the ball and it got stolen by another Asian on the other team they would say something like,

  • "Oh my bad I thought you were the Jeremy Lin on my team; all you Asians look alike."

  • Asian Stereotypes *AGAIN*

  • Because we all look exactly the same, right?

  • So even sometimes when they ask me the score,

  • "Hey yo, Jeremy Lin what's the score?"

  • And I'll be like,

  • "Not sure."

  • "What I thought all you Asians were supposed to be good at math."

  • "Well... no but.. actually... I think the score is 7 to... uh-oh."

  • "Uh-oh... what?"

  • "Nothing... that's just the score, oh-oh to 7."

  • "Oh you mean it's 0-7."

  • "No... it's oh-oh to 7, two ohs."

  • "What?"

  • "Double O Seven, pfft.."

  • Sad part is that I actually said that joke at the park, once and... the reactions probably the same as you guys; you know nobody... nobody laughed.

  • Anyway this is probably another unpopular opinion that I should keep to myself, but I'm not going to.

  • But I'm just going to be completely honest with you guys.

  • I personally do not get offended by Asian stereotypes anymore.

  • Because if you really think about it, stereotypes, not just Asian stereotypes

  • but all stereotypes from other ethnicities are somewhat based off of truth

  • And rather than getting offended by them and trying to deny it

  • I think it's a lot better if we were to accept the stereotype so that we could break through them instead.

  • Now before all my fellow Asian people attack me for this opinion, just think about it.

  • I know most that most Asian stereotypes are hugely over exaggerated

  • And they definitely don't apply to everyone,

  • But in general, stereotypes come from some truth, and that's why they shouldn't be offensive to you.

  • Like for example, when I say Asian stereotypes, I know one of the first thing that comes to mind when you look at me is that

  • Oh, he's Asian, and we all know that the stereotype for Asians is that he has a little...

  • Well.......

  • Sony or Yamaha, or some other kind of type of Asian stereo.

  • And you're absolutely right, I have a little Sony stereo right here.

  • Oh dude, oh!

  • My point is..

  • To all my fellow Asians out there, I used to be one of these people that got insulted by Asian stereotypes,

  • And I used to deny that weren't true.

  • But the thing is that it's never gonna work.

  • Asian stereotypes aren't going anywhere because they are based off of truth

  • Rather than be offended and try to deny stereotypes, I say just own it.

  • And prove people wrong.

  • Don't give them the satisfaction of being insulted.

  • For example one of the most common Asian stereotype is that all Asians have squinty eyes.

  • Obviously it's an exaggeration and it doesn't apply to every Asians, but statistically, it's true.

  • Asians have smaller eyes.

  • It's not even an insult to me, in fact it's better to have small eyes.

  • We can get away with sleeping in class, and if a professor or teacher would tell us to wake up and open our eyes,

  • We can say: "Well that's kind of racist, sir".

  • Okay, that was kind of an insult but, I'm Asian so I can!

  • Another common Asian stereotype is that all Asians are good at math.

  • Now, I don't even know why Asian people get offended by this one. It's a compliment!

  • And again, I know this stereotype doesn't apply to everyone.

  • I mean, I can name 5 Asians at the top of my head that aren't good at math:

  • Sean, Greg, Derrick, me.

  • But for the most part, it's true. Statistically, most Asians around the world are good at math.

  • I think you guys pretty much get the point, I'm gonna name a few more

  • Yeah, a lot of Asians do, but for those people, it's because english is their second language.

  • If english was their first language, they would sound just like me.

  • And I'm gooder than most non-Asian people, my english is that is.

  • Oh, all Asians are bad at sports, try to say that to Jeremy Lin.

  • He is so good at DOTA, you don't even know!

  • Asian only eat rice. Okay, this one is a little racist, because it's not true at all,

  • We also eat the noodle!

  • All Asians know martial arts. No, not all Asians know martial arts, but most martial arts are from Asia.

  • Even if that's not true for everyone, why wouldn't you want people to know that, that's cool!

  • I can understand why that's a stereotype.

  • Asians have bad teeth. Ok, this one is an insult, cause teeth are supposedly beauty, and basically you're saying Asians have bad teeth, they're not beautiful.

  • I mean but let's be real for a second, you can't really get offended by this.

  • About 50% of all the Asians I knew have or had braces. The other half were either really lucky or they still do need braces.

  • Again, don't get offended by it, just own it.

  • Yeah, I got messed up teeth, but I can get braces, what you gonna do 'bout yo face!

  • Ok, you don't wanna say that, but that was just an example.

  • All Asians are Chinese. No, just because somebody's Asian, it doesn't mean they're Chinese.

  • That's like assuming all white people are Irish, or german, or some other type of white.

  • And just for the record, because I know this is gonna come up in the comments, I'm Japanese, which is completely different from Chinese

  • Like Jeremy Lin, he's Chinese, do I look anything like that?

  • No, I'm way buffer than he is.

  • That's another stereotype, Asians aren't buff, look at this. Ah? You see that mountain right there, you see these guns?

  • They can't make fun of you if you make fun of yourself.

  • I made a joke about it earlier, but one of the most common stereotype that people use as an insult is that Asians have small...

  • Well.

  • Weiners.

  • At least for me, I'm not afraid to admit it, I've got a mini weiner right here.

  • His name is Marley and he's my miniature weiner dog.

  • Who's actually been sitting on my lap this whole time, right next to my little sausage.

  • I believe they're called 'smokies', not sure why they're called that, probably because they're so small and you have to hold it like a cigarette.

  • Not that I would know how to hold a cigarette, I don't smoke but that is how I hold my little penis

  • penis as in dick, you know, my little dick

  • Dick as in Richard, Richard as in Richard Marx, one of my favorite pianist of all times.

  • He's such an inspiration, I always keep a picture of him right in my left pocket, next to my vagina

  • And last but not least, Asians can't drive.

  • This is one of the stereotypes that I have no idea where they came from.

  • It's not statistically true, personally, I'm not a bad driver; I've only got into like 3 accidents so far,

  • And got pulled over like 3 or 4 times for speeding and running red lights, stop signs.

  • You know, the common things that everybody gets.

  • Oh, and of course the really common driving mistake that everyone does.

  • You know when you put you arm on the passenger seat to help you look back cause you're gonna reverse,

  • And then when you press the gas you realize you're still in drive so you go forward.

  • So again, I don't know where that stereotype comes from because it happens to everybody.

  • Cause even in basketball terms, Asians are great at driving, the best.

  • I know I've been making fun of him this entire video, but Jeremy Lin is an excellent driver.

  • I mean all he does is drive, cause we all know he is definitely not a shooter.

  • Oh, Jeremy, hey! I, I didn't know you were in here.

  • You don't think I can shoot?

  • What? No, I didn't-

  • But that's what you just said, I can't shoot!

  • It was an obvious joke..

  • Give me the ball.

  • Where did that come from, who passed that-

  • If I wasn't a shooter, could I do this?

  • Oh, shoot.

  • Hold on a second.

  • I could probably do that...

  • Even after all that, you still can't make a single sh-

  • I CAN shoot.

  • So thank you guys again for watching, if you wanna see bloopers and behind the scenes, click the one on the left.

  • If you wanna see the previous video, click the one on the right, and once again thank you so much to Jeremy Lin for being in this video

  • And also for breaking down the stereotype that Asians can't play basketball.

  • I mean.. I can play basketball. I mean, I can, I'm just not that good.

  • Wha-, you.. At least Jeremy's good in DOTA, and basketball...

  • I'm not that good at DOTA either.

  • *Thank you for watching :)*

Hey guys. So I play basketball at a public park a lot and I was kinda inspired to make this video.

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