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  • Oh yeah what's this in English? Do you know?

  • "Cleaner?"

  • Vacuum Cleaner!

  • Vacuum Cleaner

  • "Fucking"??

  • ..."Cleaner"??

  • "Fack you"

  • I can't believe it's been almost 4 year

  • since I made my first video

  • about arriving in Japan and my Japanese apartment.

  • Back then I didn't put any effort in because no one was watching.

  • And I remember in that video I spoke about being waken up by a hawk

  • who was living outside my window and used to wake me up like 3 times a week.

  • And funnily enough, I miss the hawk now because

  • the hawk has been replaced by a gigantic freight train.

  • That's about 500 times as loud and it goes past my apartment about 7 times a day.

  • I now live on Japan's Pacific coast, before I lived on the Sea of Japan.

  • And this side of Japan has a lot more seismic activities.

  • Twice this month I've been waken up by earthquakes.

  • Just last night I was waken up by a magnitude 4.8 earthquake that happened about 50 miles over there.

  • And as the room was shaking I slowly looked up at the 30 kg air conditioning unit mounted to wall

  • above my head and thought: "Is this a good place to fall asleep at night?"

  • Err probably not!

  • But I can't be bothered to move the bed!

  • It's a lot of effort isn't it?

  • I was actually supposed to be giving an English lesson to one of my top students today

  • but I thought: "why not kill two birds with one stone"

  • Why not have the tour of the apartment and then bring him along and teach him English at the same time?

  • A bit of a vocabulary practice, so without further a due

  • The Tour of the Apartment! Let's go!!

  • Okay so we're gonna go and check out the apartment!

  • And give Natsuki an English lesson at the same time as well, I'm gonna point at different things

  • and I want you to give me the English.

  • Yes!

  • Yeah?

  • Yes!

  • So let's see the apartment and have an English lesson!

  • I....what is this?

  • Unbelievable!

  • Only Pizza!

  • Pizza menu!

  • Deluxe!

  • Every fucking day I get a pizza menu!

  • Every time! Every time!

  • Hey what's that?

  • This is awkward

  • Thank you

  • Oh again pizza!

  • Again pizza!

  • Unbelievable! Every day, every time!

  • Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza

  • It's like they know there's a foreigner

  • It's like they know there's a foreigner here, anyway..

  • let's go!!

  • I can't believe that!

  • In English what do you say?

  • Store

  • Stro..

  • Stro....

  • Stai...

  • Stairs!

  • Stairs!

  • Stairs! This is stairs yeah!

  • Heaven stairs!

  • Heaven stairs!

  • Closet!

  • Closet!

  • Good good good alright!

  • And in here

  • Some clothes!

  • Chris fashion

  • Nice!

  • What do you think of this?

  • Good color

  • It suits me!

  • Nice space!!

  • Yeah, it's all in one room!

  • One floor?

  • One floor!

  • Only kitchen?

  • Only a kitchen

  • I can't work out if that's good or bad.

  • Yeah it's altogether so it's the first time in my life my bed and my kitchen are in the same room.

  • I mean it's good and bad

  • I personally don't like living in the kitchen.

  • This is the same space but you can't have it all!

  • So what's your...what do you think?

  • Woah woah woah woah!

  • Short!

  • Errr yeah short!

  • And the water

  • Good sink!

  • Good sink!

  • It's a good sink!

  • Good sink!

  • It's a good sink!

  • Alright let's do some English testing!

  • This?

  • Err Toaster!

  • Ooooooh very good!!

  • Range?

  • Rangy

  • Lenjy?

  • Lenjy?

  • Oven?

  • No

  • Electric..

  • ..Box

  • Electric Box

  • Uh no microwave

  • Microwave?!!

  • Microwave??!

  • Microwave??!!

  • I really like that! "Electric Box! No, microwave!

  • Microwave?

  • Microwave!

  • Microwave

  • Refridge hydrator

  • Refrigerator

  • Refrigerator

  • Nice one!

  • Coffee!

  • Coffee!

  • And just........

  • Easy..easy style!

  • Easy style coffee yeah!

  • Instant!

  • Instant yeah yeah yeah

  • This is....so when people ring

  • When people at the front door..

  • Ooooh door phone?

  • But it records a video

  • It's pretty creepy look!

  • I don't know who this man is!

  • I don't know who this man is.. but I can watch a video of people arriving and ringing my door.

  • And it's like a horror film.

  • Mask man!

  • Mask man!

  • Yeah what the fuck, who's this??

  • There's three people

  • There's three people.

  • They're here again.

  • Yeah so it's pretty scary I don't like that.

  • This is my desk!

  • And above my desk I like to keep something to remind me of my aims yeah..

  • Nice wall!

  • Nice wall!

  • Yeah, let's make the world a much better place!

  • Much better place

  • Let's make the world a much much better place!

  • Much much better!

  • It's very important

  • I like to remind myself of that everyday!

  • And....I definitely didn't put it there this morning..

  • Um! So my breakfast!

  • Nuts!!

  • This is my breakfast, everyday I eat nuts!

  • Everyday?!!

  • Everyday!

  • Every morning?

  • Every morning I eat nuts and a banana!

  • Or three..

  • This is my special mug

  • Oh! Like a Magic!!

  • Yeaaaah

  • Good word!

  • Good word.."Like a Magic"

  • Like a Magic

  • I like to write my ideas for How to Make the World a Much Better Better Place

  • So I write it here.

  • This is a pen.

  • Great!!

  • This is a pen!

  • This is a pen!

  • Yeaaaah

  • Please draw my face.

  • Genius at work!

  • I don't know if he can draw or not, I've never seen him!

  • The humming is kinda creepy..

  • Okaaaaay

  • Show me!

  • Wooooaaaaah

  • It's just like me!

  • I look like a fucking strawberry

  • Strawberry?

  • Strawberry face!

  • Let's make the world a much much better place!!!

  • Oh yeah what's this in English?

  • Do you know?

  • Cleaner?

  • Vacuum cleaner!

  • Vacuum cleaner!

  • Fucking?

  • ...cleaner??!!

  • Vacuu...

  • Fuck you

  • Fuck you

  • Fuck you

  • Vacuum cleaner!

  • Ah! Vacuum! Vacuum!

  • Vacuum cleaner!

  • The Fucking cleaner

  • And that concludes the tour of the apartment!

  • If I had to choose between this one and my old one..

  • I'd probably prefer my old one

  • just because I really liked the sliding doors.

  • I liked the fact that the kitchen was separate from the bed area and I specially liked that the walls were made

  • of concrete. Here they're made of paper, if not, something thinner!

  • When I'm in bed at night I can hear my next door neighbor snoring

  • quite clearly and it's not normal.

  • Doesn't feel right to have that in an apartment.

  • Thanks for watching guys, we're off now to the local arcade to win lots of stuff so

  • we'll see you next time, take care, thanks for watching!

  • Or you can come join us and see how much stuff we're gonna win!

  • Presumably..quite a lot!!

  • Yeah! Let's go! Game center!

  • Let's get!

  • Yeah, let's do it!

  • One coin!

  • Oooh my God!!

  • Too heavy!!!

  • Too heavy!!

  • I'll see if I can do it!

  • Ooooh my gooood!

  • I had it perfectly!

  • This is bullshit I'm out of here!

  • The next challenge!

  • Easy we just got to knock..

  • We just got to knock this one

  • off of there!

  • This is some careful calculations going in here!

  • The money's gone in

  • Oh fuck off!!!

  • That was perfect!!!

  • Easy!!

  • You should!!!

  • Easy! Easy! Easy!!

Oh yeah what's this in English? Do you know?

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