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  • [Gaby] This shouldn't take long.

  • Just need to restock some essentials,

  • maybe buy a new pegging kit.

  • [Allison] It's okay, I'll just stand by the condoms

  • and pretend I'm in a drugstore.

  • [Gaby] It'll take one minute tops.

  • [Allison] And then you'll help me mail my package at UPS?

  • [Gaby] Yes! Tit for tat!

  • moaning sounds

  • Oral pleasure gel for him? Where does it go?

  • [Nick] Allison?

  • [Allison] Nick! Hi!

  • [Nick] It's been forever.

  • [Allison] Yeah, um, since you dumped me.

  • [Allision] I tried to call you a couple of times.

  • [Nick] It's so good to see you. You look great.

  • [Allison] Really? I just cut my bangs

  • super unevenly.

  • [Nick] Well it's workin' for ya.

  • [Allision] ...

  • [Nick] You seem... happier, more relaxed

  • [Allison] That's so weird, I don't feel that way at all. How have you been?

  • [Nick] Living the dream...

  • for an immigrant kid

  • who's only dream is to live in America.

  • [Allison] That's a really weird thing to say.

  • [Nick] I .. I can't get over it. Allison Raskin.

  • In the flesh.

  • What ever happened to us?

  • [Allison] I really don't know because you wouldn't return my calls.

  • [Nick] I think I just felt stifled. You know?

  • You had all these expectations of me and what it meant to be a boyfriend.

  • [Allison] You never even agreed to be my boyfriend.

  • [Nick] Exactly

  • because of the expectations.

  • [Allison] ...

  • [Nick] But, maybe I was just projecting

  • because the girl I'm seeing in front of me right now

  • does not seem like she thinks sex and commmitment

  • are the same thing.

  • [Allison] Oh! No, no, no! I am just waiting...

  • [Nick] I also remember you having ...

  • really cold hands.

  • [Allison] Yeah...

  • [Nick] Like, inhumanely cold.

  • [Nick] They're still pretty cold.

  • [Allison] Yeah.

  • [Nick] That must be nice in the summer.

  • [Allison] Not really.

  • [Nick] What were you holding?

  • [Allison] Nothing, my hands are just that cold.

  • [Nick] No, before I saw you, what were you going to buy?

  • [Allison] Oh, I'm not here to shop. I was just looking around.

  • [Nick] It's okay. You don't need to be embarrassed.

  • It's not like I caught you jerking in a playground, you know?

  • I'm also in this store.

  • [Allison] Yeah, why are you in this store at 2pm on a Wednesday?

  • [Nick] Oh my girlfr.. um.. this..... girl i'm kinda seeing

  • [Nick] has some intimacy issues. So..

  • I wanted to get some fun stuff to help loosen her up.

  • Not everyone is as open to experimentation as you.

  • She's probably yell at me for even

  • walking in here.

  • [Allison] Why are you supposed to be at work?

  • [Nick] laughing

  • [Nick] If I knew you were this funny and open

  • I never would have left you for my neighbor.

  • [Allison] I knew you liked your neighbor!

  • [Nick] Yeah, everyone knew.

  • Now tell me,

  • What..

  • made you cum?

  • [Allison] Seriously, Nick? What made me come?

  • [Nick] Yeah, what made you cum?

  • [Allison] Well! I um...

  • Came ... for these mint flavored condoms

  • and this dam

  • and i came to get this massager for the naughty bits

  • and this spray

  • and I came to have a night light

  • and I came to use my untapped sexuality to diminish you with BDSM!

  • I came to destroy you!

  • [Nick] You're crazy.

  • [Allison] Crazy for sex!!!

  • [Gaby] I was gone literally just for 5 minutes.

  • [Allison] What does any of this do?

  • [Allison] Where were you?

  • [Gaby] I guess you'll have to tune in next week to find out.

  • [Allison] Oh right, I forgot this was a two-parter.

  • [moan]

  • [Allison] Actually, this is some sort of cleaner. I'll get this.

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[Gaby] This shouldn't take long.

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