Cammie...

Okay, hi guys! I'm Shannon and this is my beautiful 25 year old girlfriend!

Don't mess with GRANDMA

Am I a grandma cause I'm 25 ?

Yeah.

Nooooo

Okay so by the title of this video you can tell that one of us is drunk

And by the ADD in the room, maybe you can tell which one of us it is

I'll give you a hint, it's not me

It's my birthday !

Oooh! Dance

Shannon's been getting me wasted all night long!

Just in preparation for this video

It's been a little aggressive, but now that I'm pretty wasted

It's like once you get drunk you just wanna keep it-

Wahooo !

Wahooooo!

I was not prepared...

Tear

Tears

Cause the champagne scared you so much

Cause the champagne's so scary!

Are you drying your tears?

Okay so preface this video by saying

Cammie has already drank

a whole bottle of champagne

I keep trying to look into there 'cause you know how we're always trying to look into the camera and not in the side?

uh-huh

I'm looking at it and I'm like

Hey

Hey, officer, I'm sotally tober.

Excuse me, officer, I'm totally dober.

Now, we are ready

For a drunken interrogation of the birthday girl

One to ten, how drunk are you?

Eh...

Based on past life experiences, a seven.

Well...a six...seven

Seven

Okay, in the word "scent," which is silent?

The "s" or the "c?"

Wait, wait, wait

Scent like, like...uh...

Boogers?

No, the word scent

Oh! I thought you meant like cent like coins

I was like "Oh, god, thank you for telling me!"

Is...wait..

Wait, re-read

what?

Can you do the alphabet backwards?

No

Z

Y

X

Q

W

M

P

Q

R, S, Q, T

B

C

A

Woooah

B, C, A

It wouldn't go C, B, A, would it?

No, no

Make up a song about pancakes

*singing* They're sweet

They're good

Give me that fluffy shit

*whispers* pancakes!

Swirl up on that syrup

on top of my

*whispers* pancakes

what?

*whispers* pancakes

You said it so quiet. No wonder there's a "what?"

*whispers* pancakes

what?

*whispers* pancakes

*slurs* how good was it?

Oh, no, I slurred

I cry so much when I'm funny

Are you team unicorn or team mermaid?

I don't know what that's insinuating, I don't know if that's a thing

but I always wanted to be a mermaid, so...

Shannon: You're team mermaid Cammie: So unicorn

You're full of jokes

You're full of jokes

Hit that snare drum

*whispering* Hit that snare drum

*singing* pat yo tears baby

*whispering* pat, pat, pat

Oh, what? Is that snot?

I know I'm a good time

You're a good time too

Who is better time?

You

Do you think caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies when they make their cocoons?

No

I think it's like this huge surprise, it's like

how do you feel when you go for a nap

and you know how you wake up so refreshed

"ah, that was the best nap!"

they are like "ah! I got wings!"

"I got wings!"

You know?

Yeah

Yeah, it's like when you go to take a nap

Okay

Same thing

I speak for all the caterpillars in the world

Good work, babe

It's my birthday. Imma party like it's my birthday

Do your best impression

of the "wait, no" girl

I gotta put my champagne down

No, wait

A cup

wait, no!

Alright

*with childish voice* wait

A cap.

Wait

No...no!

Wait, I didn't do the hand very well

Shannon: oh, you gon' do it again

No!

One hand, just one. You're bringing this hand

Guys...She's not very theatrical

*with childish voice* wait

A cup

No

no!

Was that good?

That's beyond anything I even imagined it could be

I love her

Yeah. I'm gonna do a side by side

One more time

I'm too drunkt for it, honestly. I do better...

You're too "drunkt" for it?

Yes

*both singing* Do you love me?

Do you love me? Do you need me?

Now that I

can dance

Vibrato on fleek

What vegetable would you be

and why?

if you could be any vegetable

I would be a red pepper

Ok, quick to the answer. Quick to it

Because I feel like...who doesn't like red peppers?

True

They add spice to any dish

and they are a little sassy

Pizza, lasagna, salad...

curry

anywhere else

I love red peppers

So you'd be a...you'd be a red pepper, not a crushed pepper, sorry

No, but you could crush me

What?

What?

Rant about Trump

Go

I saw the best post ever online

that was like

americans are so priviledged that

oh, fuck, what did it say?

people feel like they could...

ah, fuck

The best description of why I dislike the american government and politics

is that it says...

God, why...I don't...

I'm too drunk to get passioned about this at the moment

however...

fuck Trump!