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  • (snaping) (groaning)

  • (romantic music)

  • - Today we're tryin' on sexy edibles.

  • I like sex and I like eatin'!

  • - (chuckling) This is gonna be weird.

  • - If your mouth is gonna be on a dick or in a vagina

  • or in a butt, then what's wrong with candy?

  • - Sex is sticky enough as is.

  • - Let's get to strippin' and get to lickin'!

  • - I'm ready, I'm hard, let's go!

  • - Bring forth the candy!

  • Candy pants!

  • - [Voiceover] For men!

  • - Ow, Katie, god!

  • - No, it's okay, I got it!

  • - Woah!

  • - This is a square.

  • - It's like a fruit roll up!

  • - Fruit by the six inches.

  • Like, ish.

  • - Hold on, baby, let me put on my edible pants!

  • - Oh.

  • (leathery rustle)

  • You hear that?

  • (groans)

  • This isn't candy.

  • - These aren't pants.

  • - This looks like a used maxi pad.

  • - I think I get it, though.

  • - It's got these little ties, which is kinda cute.

  • - Hold on honey, oh!

  • I broke it!

  • - Does it make my butt look good?

  • (laughing)

  • - How does that look?

  • Is that sexy?

  • - [Zach] Ta da! (laughter)

  • - I feel pretty good about the way it makes my body look.

  • - [Keith] But, apparently, I can eat it.

  • - I'm goin' straight for the dick! (growling)

  • (growling)

  • - Ah, it wasn't as dramatic--

  • - [Voiceover] Oh no! - Oh no!

  • The residue makes it look like my dick is bleeding!

  • (gentle munching)

  • (groaning)

  • - (groaning) Uh!

  • - Oh!

  • - Ah, it's like sour!

  • - Doesn't taste like a fruit by the foot.

  • - Does taste like pants.

  • - Oh, that's not the flavor I was expecting!

  • - I'm seriously gonna vomit!

  • - Do you think my saliva's red, now?

  • Yep!

  • - Oh, this is so bad!

  • - Oh, they're like stuck to my teeth.

  • - Huh?

  • - Oh, do I have to eat any more of this?

  • (snaps)

  • - Oh god, they're turning my hands red!

  • (crunching)

  • - It's very hard to eat.

  • - Oh, oh, it's tasting like, my pants!

  • - Ack!

  • - What are they holding on to?

  • What's wrong with me?

  • - I can't get it outta my mouth!

  • (retching and coughing)

  • - This was a huge mistake!

  • - (sobbing laughter) What's it on, what's it on?

  • How's it doin' this?

  • (groaning and crying) - I don't feel sexy anymore!

  • - I'm pooping a grocery bag!

  • - Ah!

  • - Is it on my teeth?

  • - And this is supposed to be mixed with semen

  • and butt and vagina juice?

  • - I can't suck (chuckles)

  • somebody's dick like this!

  • I'm a monster! (crying and laughing)

  • Ah!

  • - Yuck! (retching and chuckling)

  • - No!

  • - If this is where we're starting,

  • (chuckles) we're fucked!

  • - 'Member when it was in my butt?

  • - [Voiceover] Lovers candy bra and Lover candy g-string!

  • - Oh, it doesn't smell good.

  • - It's like a puka shell necklace for your ass.

  • - You know, normal strings don't feel great up butts.

  • - Oh, that is a new feeling!

  • - You think that this would diffuse my farts

  • and they would just smell like roses?

  • - Get over here!

  • - I feel like I'm pullin' this off!

  • - I'ma text a picture to my wife.

  • - Just pretend I'm a girl.

  • Everybody pretend I'm a girl!

  • - [Eugene] I feel like this is a good thing to try

  • on Valentine's Day if you want to look cute and sexy.

  • - Look at that!

  • - It's like a little abacus.

  • I had sex once, twice.

  • - Where do you eat first on this?

  • - We should get somebody to eat this off'a me.

  • - I didn't want to have my wife be subjected

  • to having to eat this,

  • on camera. (laughs)

  • - [Voiceover] (cheering) Ah yeah!

  • Scratch it out, scratch it out, scratch that!

  • - Howdy!

  • - Do you know what you're here for? (laughing)

  • - No!

  • - Are you wearing edible lingerie right now?

  • - Maybe!

  • - Well, unwrap your present.

  • (laughter)

  • (surprised laughter)

  • - [Keith] What do you think now?

  • - Still, yeah, still much! (chuckles)

  • - Do you think I look cute?

  • - No!

  • - It goes up your butt?

  • (hearty laughter)

  • - I don't even have a cute ass like that.

  • - You just break it off?

  • - No, no, no, no, no, you bite it off.

  • - What's your safe word?

  • - Faster.

  • - I feel like gay guys just get to the point.

  • We're like wham, bam,

  • spit on it a little. - [Ned] Right?

  • - Stick it in and do it. - [Ned] Oh, okay.

  • - Where should I go first?

  • (screams)

  • (laughter)

  • - Alright, so, now I'm gonna fuck you up.

  • - What?

  • - Lay down, babe!

  • (thump and groaning) Are you okay?

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, I'm so nervous, now.

  • - Alright.

  • Oh, man!

  • - Sorry mom and everyone.

  • - Sorry Kiki Perez.

  • - Sorry Ashley Perez.

  • - This is for every 15 year old girl

  • who comments on the Try Guys videos.

  • - Maybe make 'em 18!

  • (laughter)

  • - Be gentle!

  • (laughter)

  • - Here's a dick one.

  • Oh my god.

  • (crying out and laughing)

  • - [Kelsey] Did I bite your dick!

  • - Ow, you bit my dick!

  • (screaming)

  • - Ah, (laughing)

  • I felt Zach's butt on my face!

  • - [Curly] (muffled) I can't get this one.

  • - Alright, just chew.

  • (screaming)

  • (candy snaps)

  • (laughter and crying out)

  • - [Eugene] Oh no!

  • - Okay, I'm leaving, goodbye!

  • - You freed my nipple, bro!

  • (laughing and cheering)

  • - Wow, okay.

  • It's like salty and sweet.

  • - My dick or the candy?

  • (laughter)

  • (relaxed sigh)

  • - So, we decided we'd send Eugene out of the room

  • and have him play a little game called

  • which white guy is he tasting!

  • - We won't reveal the answers until you've got

  • all three of 'em.

  • - Shit, okay.

  • - I'm least looking forward to Zach

  • because I just don't know where there would be no hair--

  • (gentle whispers)

  • Oh my god!

  • - I have a honey dust powder

  • which smells like fuckin' baby powder and potpourri.

  • - Oh, I already smell something!

  • What is that?

  • Why are you guys touching me?

  • Lick there?

  • (retching)

  • That was baby powder on...

  • um...

  • the white guy was Ned?

  • (buzzing)

  • It tasted like babies.

  • - I've got some spearmint sensation body gel,

  • which is gon-- (gel squirts)

  • (groaning) A nightmare on my body!

  • - It's gross!

  • It's gross, Eugene!

  • - Straight forward?

  • - Yup, yup.

  • (retching and coughing)

  • Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no!

  • That was hair!

  • Why are you givin' me hair flavored stuff?

  • Zach. (bell dings)

  • It had to be Zach 'cause there was a lot of hair

  • and I was like flossing.

  • - I have a tropical flavored body paint.

  • Real steamy cover photo, here.

  • - Better not be on someone's ass or balls.

  • Okay.

  • (pouty laughter) Where am I going, where am I going?

  • Which way?

  • Wait, okay, I don't see anything.

  • (retching)

  • Wow, whatever that was was really soft.

  • (laughter)

  • That was probably the best tasting one!

  • I'm gonna change my answers. (drum roll)

  • That was one of the softest things my tongue has touched!

  • And I know my friends and I really hate them

  • 'cause I think it was Ned's butt!

  • (bells ding)

  • And the first one was--

  • (cheering) (triumphant music)

  • No, it was your nipple?

  • That was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

  • But, I'm glad I did it with you guys.

  • - What I learned today, whatever goes down

  • between two consenting adults, totally fine.

  • - You wanna eat anywhere else?

  • - I don't really wanna eat anywhere else.

  • - What's the point in this?

  • - I don't know. (laughter)

  • Nothing tasted good.

  • Not just because it was on our dicks.

  • (crying out) - Are you okay?

  • - Yeah, it was just, it was just the skin.

  • Highly arousing.

  • - What if you wanted to spice things up?

  • I could see that being fun.

  • (growling) - Oh!

  • Maybe I wanna be Ned's wife, now.

  • (laughter)

  • - [Together] Happy Valentine's Day from the Try Guys!

  • What will we try next?

  • - That's shaving cream.

  • - [Keith] Oh.

  • - [Zach] Oh, Ned!

  • Did you eat it?

  • (laughter)

  • - And I think this experience only brought us closer.

  • To cumin'!

  • (laughing and shouting)

  • Yeah, Valentine's Day!

(snaping) (groaning)

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